# MMP: Ask CP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 22, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371 "2013-04-22T02:33:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/141 "2013-04-23T15:15:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Good Girl! > 🙂 _smack_ Masochist. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/142 "2013-04-23T15:21:02Z")
Whoa - the temp has leapt to 48° and the sun almost broke thru the clouds!! Dare I hope??? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/143 "2013-04-23T15:21:06Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Dear CP, > > I am thinking of driving 12 hours round trip on Thursday to hear a friend sing in Philadelphia who I will also be hearing again when she will be singing only one hour away. How crazy is this idea? > > Sincerely, > > Lincoln Highway Groupie Where? Mebbe I could go & beam in over my teleweb device. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/144 "2013-04-23T15:26:17Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Where? Mebbe I could go & beam in over my teleweb device. She’ll be [performing](http://malvern.patch.com/events/an-american-songline-a-journey-in-music-along-the-lincoln-highway-at-general-warren-inne) at the General Warren Inne in Malvern. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/145 "2013-04-23T15:41:46Z")
Dear CP What happened to spring? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/146 "2013-04-23T15:46:34Z")
Dear CP I don’t like clergy, and I haven’t had use for an attorney or a physician in years. What do I do now? Helpless in the Holy Land ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/147 "2013-04-23T15:48:08Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > Dear CP > > What happened to spring? Dear sahirrnee, A miscalculation on the part of the groundhog. That has been [taken care of.](http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2013/03/22/prosecutor-chucks-book-at-groundhog-for-bad-prediction/) Regards, CP ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/148 "2013-04-23T15:51:27Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > To whom it may concern, > > What is that hot glowing thing up in the sky, and what has it done wth the clouds? > > Yours confusedly, > Nuts Weather prediction in not a Science, it is a [Black Art.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_x4faGUq1YQ/UVeTAIJDjgI/AAAAAAAAb9A/X_B2hfCznwQ/s1600/alchemy_news_item.jpg) Regards, CP ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/149 "2013-04-23T15:53:08Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > Dear CP > > I don’t like clergy, and I haven’t had use for an attorney or a physician in years. > > What do I do now? > > Helpless in the Holy Land Dear Noone, Perhaps you should reconsider your dislike of Vampi…legal assistance. Regards, CP ---
**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/150 "2013-04-23T16:11:06Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Whoa - the temp has leapt to 48° and the sun almost broke thru the clouds!! Dare I hope??? Dang, **Moooommm** … It’s currently in the upper-50’s here near the front lines with Canada. Sunny and actually a nice spring day, for a change. These newfangled weather patterns take some gettin’ used to. Also, there are two hairy woodpeckers making a racket in the bird feeder - they want more suet. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/151 "2013-04-23T16:15:06Z")
I just bought tickets for me and some of my friends to go see Spamalot on my birthday next month. Yes they were expensive. Yes I can afford it. No, you can’t go with me. 😛 I’m excited! No more world burning for me today. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/152 "2013-04-23T16:18:15Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I just bought tickets for me and some of my friends to go see Spamalot on my birthday next month. > > Yes they were expensive. Yes I can afford it. No, you can’t go with me. 😛 > > I’m excited! No more world burning for me today. There you go! Always look on the bright side of life! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/153 "2013-04-23T17:09:50Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > She’ll be [performing](http://malvern.patch.com/events/an-american-songline-a-journey-in-music-along-the-lincoln-highway-at-general-warren-inne) at the General Warren Inne in Malvern. About 20 mins from home. LMK if you’re going. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/154 "2013-04-23T17:54:07Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I just bought tickets for me and some of my friends to go see Spamalot on my birthday next month. > > Yes they were expensive. Yes I can afford it. No, you can’t go with me. 😛 > > I’m excited! No more world burning for me today. Saw Spamalot on tour a couple of years ago. It was way awesome. The black knight scene alone is worth the price of admission. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/155 "2013-04-23T18:45:29Z")
Fig Newtons are nummy. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/156 "2013-04-23T18:51:21Z")
Dear CP Whay did you ignore two of my letters? > [@anyrose](#): > > Dear CP > Blurf > > signed > Blury Blurfington and > [@anyrose](#): > > Dear CP > If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, what is the train conductor’s name? signed just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/157 "2013-04-23T19:11:54Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Dear CP > Whay did you ignore two of my letters? > > and > > signed > just sayin’ You didn’t throw any French words in??? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/158 "2013-04-23T19:15:14Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Dear CP > Whay did you ignore two of my letters? > > and > > signed > just sayin’ Maybe he just can’t handle the Cute! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/159 "2013-04-23T19:42:38Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Dear CP > Whay did you ignore two of my letters? > > and > > signed > just sayin’ You mean the “A” in “Whay” and the missing “G” in “sayin”? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-ask-cp/656371/160 "2013-04-23T19:48:07Z")
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