# Mmp mmb mmp **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 23, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100 "2012-07-23T02:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/1 "2012-07-23T02:08:10Z")
Monday Morning Blues Ah got the Monday mawnin’ blues Da Ta Da Dum Ah got the Monday mawnin’ blues. Da Ta Da Dum Ah gots to go to irk Fix da intertubes alert Da Ta Da Dum Just reboot can’t you see, And ah can have my coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/2 "2012-07-23T02:11:54Z")
Is it Monday in Central Ark already? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/3 "2012-07-23T02:14:07Z")
2nd! : claps wildly : ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/4 "2012-07-23T02:15:44Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Is it Monday in Central Ark already? It sure as Hell feels like it. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/5 "2012-07-23T02:42:09Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Is it Monday in Central Ark already? soon enough. Anyway, it’s already Monday for **BooFae** and **Lunch** and **Nava** and **HRH’s mom** (whose screen name escapes me just now). For the rest of all y’all: [here.](http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542781_2849007380443_410774364_n.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/6 "2012-07-23T02:52:48Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > soon enough. Anyway, it’s already Monday for **BooFae** and **Lunch** and **Nava** and **HRH’s mom** (whose screen name escapes me just now). > For the rest of all y’all: [here.](http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542781_2849007380443_410774364_n.jpg) 😃 Christ on a crutch…I mean, Moses and Aaron on a stick, already! Mrs. Plant v.3.0 sent her sprout off to school in Chile at the airport. For six months. I’ll have an e-cig, a glass of caberet savigion, however you spell it, and go cuddle. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/7 "2012-07-23T03:24:44Z")
Noooooooo! It can’t be the new MMP, 'cause that means it’s Monday, which is an irkday. Noooooooo! I’m goin’ to sleep now, cause it’s still Sunday on the East Coast & I canz still dream of nice things, not irkweek things. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/8 "2012-07-23T04:33:39Z")
LOL- still Sunday in New Mexico. 🙂 **HRH’s** Mom is **DottyGumDrop** , who hasn’t posted in the MMP is a long time, but she’s still around, I think. 🙂 Is it Ramadan now maybe? I caught “Small Town Security,” on AMC tonight; it comes on right after Breaking Bad. Ooh boy, that is one wild show! It’s a reality show too, and I thought it was one of those shows that is filmed to look like a reality show but isn’t, but no - this one is all real! All I can say is it’s gotta be seen to be believed. 😃 Good Monday btw. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/9 "2012-07-23T09:55:21Z")
Already an irkday in Spain, but hey, it’s my last monday at the current irk. The next three weeks will be vacation, wheeee! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/10 "2012-07-23T10:11:54Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 75 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 95. Summer it is! **Herbs** I believe **Dotty** mentioned sump’n about it bein’ Ramadan over on the book of faces. I am sneezin’ up a storm this mornin’ and don’t know why. I sneeze every few seconds. My nose is itchin’ Da Ta Da Achoo It’s makin’ me sneeze Da Ta Da Achoo Don’t know what’s causin’ it Da Ta Da Achoo Just wish it’d stop please That’s as good as I can do on limited caffiene. 😃 Fun OP **FlyTrap**! Now I shall seek more caffiene and brekkie for rumbly tummy. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence. Conference call this mornin’. ICK! Happy Monday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/11 "2012-07-23T10:13:01Z")
Good morning! It’s not so much blue as gray here - at least so far. I can’t tell if it’s gloomy out or it’s just that pre-sunrise semi-darkness. I’m up - that’s all that matters, right? Got an email last night from one of the women who run the store. Apparently my pottery is selling well and they want more. Guess I know what’s on tap this week. I woke up an hour ago and I was lying in bed trying to figure out what I can make up fast. I’ve got a few ideas so once \*\*FCD \*\*is on his merry way back to Johnstown, I’ll be heading down to my studio. Well, my sweetie is up and in the shower, so I guess I should dress and help him pack the truck, then get to work myself. Happy Monday!! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/12 "2012-07-23T10:26:03Z")
Blurf. I got nuthin. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/13 "2012-07-23T10:56:54Z")
First official day on the job. Excited. Nervous. And here we go!!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/14 "2012-07-23T10:58:40Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to irk ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/15 "2012-07-23T11:07:03Z")
\*\*FCD \*\*is on his way to PA yet again. The dishwasher is sloshing along. I’m finishing breakfast before retreating to play with mud. Good luck, **Soapy**! I’m sure you’ll kick ass, metaphorically, anyway. Unless actual ass-kicking is part of your new job description, in which case, I hear pointy-toed shoes have a nice effect. 😃 I want a muffin. \* Paging Muffin Fairy!!!\* ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/16 "2012-07-23T11:21:54Z")
Go, **Soapy**! (Also, I hear **BooFae** has a pointy stick.) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/17 "2012-07-23T11:22:07Z")
Hiding in a sunny corner in that part of the factory my coworkers never visit wouldn’t be professional, would it? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/18 "2012-07-23T11:32:18Z")
**Nava** , in my opinion, a good engineer must know every nook and cranny of the facility he/she supports. Especially the sunny ones. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/19 "2012-07-23T12:07:24Z")
Off to Worcester today. My stepfather has cataract surgery today and I’m the chauffeur because my mother driving is a scary thing indeed. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100/20 "2012-07-23T13:35:26Z")
\*I got them low-down-don’t-wanna-do-what-I-gotta-dooooooooooooo… ♪♫♫ ♪♫♪♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫♫♪ ♫♪♫ …bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues… \* OK, no more goofing off. I’m heading to my studio. Even tho I’d rather be taking a nice mid-morning nap… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmb-mmp/629100.md?page=2)