# Mmp! Mmp! Mmp! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 18, 2015, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297 "2015-05-18T09:27:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/41 "2015-05-18T23:40:11Z")
_OK. Thanks. Bye._ It’s LOLCAT speak! 😃 Sorry - I assume everyone knows that. Silly me. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/42 "2015-05-18T23:41:36Z")
Time to recline. _ **MWAH!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/43 "2015-05-18T23:44:45Z")
Okay, I am missing something here. Is there a difference between a parking pad and a driveway? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/44 "2015-05-18T23:51:10Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Okay, I am missing something here. Is there a difference between a parking pad and a driveway? A parking pad is like…groovy.🆒 3 cheese chicken and roasted garlic potato wedges in the oven. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/45 "2015-05-19T00:13:35Z")
> [@missred](#): > > My thoughts went to the sound coming out of the bound and gagged person in the trunk. 😃 I know that sound. From something I read in a book once. Yeah – that’s right. From a book. 😉 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You know what your problem is, pal? > Your problem is that you confuse these poor people with the facts, pal. That’s what your problem is! Proof **Spidey** has **NO** future in politics. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/46 "2015-05-19T00:18:41Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I am hurt to the quick to be called a Republican, especially by the Cute One! > ☹ Does Reagan Democrat hurt too? > [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > I killed a cockroach with a jackhammer today. Seems a tad overkill, but when you’re holding a 60lb Bosch hammer all your problems start to look like 8" reinforced concrete walls. You are now my favorite Mumper. For the next hour maybe. What can I say? I grew up in an era when napalm was always an option. > [@anyrose](#): > > Okay, I am missing something here. Is there a difference between a parking pad and a driveway? Usually size and/or location. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/47 "2015-05-19T00:45:16Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Okay, I am missing something here. Is there a difference between a parking pad and a driveway? The difference for me is A driveway is longer and comes up into the yard. If somebody parked in your driveway they would probably be blocking you in or out. A parking pad is usually 1 car deep, like mine is one car deep and 3 cars wide. It’s outside my fence so if somebody parks on it they aren’t coming up into my yard. It is still my property but at the edge. I usually back up through the gates and into the yard because we always have stuff to unload. So far nobody has blocked me in, today somebody parked crosswise but the driver stayed in the car. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/48 "2015-05-19T00:50:34Z")
:eek: I have been remiss! :eek: \ AHEM \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR SSSAAARRRIII!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* Howdy Y’all! Home from men’s night over to the church house. Ok, actually, been home for awhile. 'Twas a great time as always. And on that note 'tis time for da bear’s beddy bye. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/49 "2015-05-19T00:57:31Z")
This is why I lie about my birthday to facebook. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/50 "2015-05-19T00:59:41Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > You try to keep from being amused. You lie back and Think Of England. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/51 "2015-05-19T01:04:15Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Does Reagan Democrat hurt too? Ronald Reagen was a son of a bitch. I doubt that I am a Reagan Democrat. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/52 "2015-05-19T01:15:05Z")
Thank you Swampy! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/53 "2015-05-19T01:25:59Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I need to find a nice way to deal with people parking on my parking pad. I probably shouldn’t go all Baltimore City on them. The neighbor who doesn’t share my house has a garage and no place to park as the garage goes almost right up to the alley. The house has two rental and the friends of the tenants seem to think my pad is public property. > Part of me says just be nice and neighborly, the other part says they have a lot of nerve and need an ass-kicking. Probably a middle ground in there some where. May I introduce you to **Emtar KronJonDerSohn** 🆒 > [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](#): > > I killed a cockroach with a jackhammer today. Seems a tad overkill, but when you’re holding a 60lb Bosch hammer all your problems start to look like 8" reinforced concrete walls. > [@kopek](#): > > I know that sound. From something I read in a book once. Yeah – that’s right. From a book. 😉 You know that sound from _reading_ a book? :dubious: > [@kopek](#): > > Proof **Spidey** has **NO** future in politics. That’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day; especially on primary eve. 🙂 Will one of the mods fix the title of this MMP & correct it to the _ **Game Show MMP** _. Up above, we were doing _Jeopardy_ & now we’re doing _Family Feud_ - > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Ronald Reagen was a son of a bitch. I doubt that I am a Reagan Democrat. Survey says: **XXX** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/54 "2015-05-19T02:02:58Z")
I rest my case. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/55 "2015-05-19T02:11:39Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I rest my case. > :rolleyes: If you’re my lawyer, I’ll plead the fifth. Of gin. Happy Birthday **sari**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/56 "2015-05-19T03:55:31Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > _OK. Thanks. Bye._ It’s LOLCAT speak! 😃 > > Sorry - I assume everyone knows that. Silly me. I strongly disagree with LOLCat “speak”. I firmly believe that cats are quite intelligent enough to be able to use correct spelling and grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/57 "2015-05-19T07:13:55Z")
Thank you **Doggio**! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/58 "2015-05-19T09:46:24Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > I strongly disagree with LOLCat “speak”. I firmly believe that cats are quite intelligent enough to be able to use correct spelling and grammar. Obviously you don’t know my cats… 😉 As I lay in bed last night, I realized in my glaze count, I completely forgot the 6 penguin-shaped spoon rests! So I have lots more to do than I thought. Fortunately, those 6 can be done in an assembly line - that should speed the process somewhat. We’ll see how much I get done today. Monster thunderboomers overnight here. The saucers under my big planters are full to the rim - I’ll need to dump the water - at least as much as I can, especially considering the planters themselves will be heavy with wet soil. Can’t have skeeters breeding on my deck. I bought a case of black cherry citrus Fresca yesterday - I’m a huge fan of black cherry. However, this stuff ain’t black cherry. I never liked Fresca anyway, but I was hopeful. I was wrong. \*\*FCD \*\*didn’t like it either. If I was still working, I’d leave it in the break room. \*\*FCD \*\*didn’t want to take it with him, so I’m stuck with 10 cans of nasty. ugh. Cold front coming thru later today - tomorrow I can open the house again. Today will be hot and muggy so the windows stay closed. Fortunately, the basement is still cool and I’ll spend much of my day down there. Happy Tuesday!!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/59 "2015-05-19T10:01:06Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. Laundry after work. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297/60 "2015-05-19T10:53:24Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 70 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 92 for the day and rain this afternoon. I have a doctor’s appointment at nine this a. of m. so I’m slackin’ a little bit. I figure there’s no need to head in to the orifice first thing and besides the doc’s orifice is on my way from da cave to irk. Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Purtification for the doc and irk must also commence. Happy Tuesday Y’all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-mmp-mmp/720297.md?page=4)