# Mnementh, the Super Hero God **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434 "2001-10-19T14:51:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/1 "2001-10-19T14:51:26Z")
**Mnementh** made me into a hottie super hero chicka. This is a stretch, to say the least. There are even pictures of this - it’s really cool! I’m magic and I carry an enchanted stick of some kind that looks like a mag-lite[sup]TM[/sup]. If you ask _very_ nicely, and offer him swords and/or sex, he’ll do it for you, too! If he doesn’t do it, we can always find someone to beat him silly. That would be fun. Maybe I can use my mag-lite. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/2 "2001-10-19T18:38:44Z")
I forsee a definite lack of spare time in my near future. I’ve been doing it for everyone over at LiveJournal… and I have nothing better to do at 1 am. 😃 It’d help if you provided my a picture to work with, and possibly list colours you hate so I can avoid them. Everything else, I’ll work out from the vibes I get from you. God, I sound new age. Oh, and dont start screaming at me if it gets a little repetitive or if you look a bit like someone else; This superhero designer thing has a VERY limited selection of stuff with which I can outfit people. If you want a sample of my work, go take a look at [Cynical](http://members.home.net/robertsba/mrcynical.jpg) or [Demo](http://members.home.net/robertsba/demo.jpg). I’m quite proud of those two. 😃 Let the insanity begin. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/3 "2001-10-19T19:10:57Z")
Oooooo, I want one of these. You can see me [here](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/zyada.html) I think you’ll get enough vibes from those. And I don’t like yellow or red, I prefer the cool colors ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/4 "2001-10-19T19:47:28Z")
Me too! Me too! I can be seen [here](http://reillyirie.homestead.com/reillyirie.html). DaLovin’ Dj (Hoping for some cool record shaped weapons) ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/5 "2001-10-19T21:08:28Z")
[hardygrrl](http://members.home.net/robertsba/hardygrrl.jpg), who emailed me rather than post here for some reason, looks stylin’ in her streamlined uniform, allowing for maximum speed in her sports boots. I would’ve liked rollerblades, but there weren’t any. Meanwhile, the razor sharp edge of her Hockey Stick of Doom can easily be used to carve her opponents to ribbons. Meanwhile, [dalovindj](http://members.home.net/robertsba/dj.jpg) is on the job, kickin’ tunes for hardygrrl to play to, using his cybernetically enhanced right hand to spin his records and always at the ready, should hardygrrl need it, to lend a hand with his perilously accurate chakram, which is the most record lookin’ piece o’weaponry I could find. Zyada remains on the sidelines waiting to be outfitted until Geocities stops lazing around and shows me her picture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/6 "2001-10-19T21:38:36Z")
I want one! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/7 "2001-10-19T21:42:24Z")
[Zyada](http://members.home.net/robertsba/zyada.jpg) finally jumps onto the scene, with her battle face on (since I couldn’t find any I thought looked like her :D). Lightning quick with her short sword, she prefers old world style and skill to high technology. She is quiet and deadly in battle, dispatching each enemey with a single stroke and nary a sound. At the end of battle she may or may not be seen to smirk and dispese one small, witty comment. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/8 "2001-10-19T21:44:18Z")
dude, I need more info than THAT. heh. Oh, and in case any of you want to see some self-art, [here](http://members.home.net/robertsba/mnemhero.jpg). Hey, anyone want to be a villain? ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/9 "2001-10-19T21:49:59Z")
So, could you do an ickle someting fo’ me? Pwease? Huh? ::batting eyelashes and looking with pleading eyes:: Or are neither of my piccies enough? And I don’t think I want to be a villain, but if you wanna, I guess I could be… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/10 "2001-10-19T21:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > \*\* > > Hey, anyone want to be a villain? \*\* I _would_ offer to be a villan, but it goes against the whole superhero gig I got goin’ on here. Um…I AM a superhero. I use my superhero power of stand-up comedy to make villans powerless against me. And you can see me at [www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages.com/superdude](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages.com/superdude). ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/11 "2001-10-19T21:56:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > > \*\* > > > > Hey, anyone want to be a villain? \*\* > > I _would_ offer to be a villan, but it goes against the whole superhero gig I got goin’ on here. Um…I AM a superhero. I use my superhero power of stand-up comedy to make villans powerless against me. And you can see me at [www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages.com/](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages.com/). \*\* ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/12 "2001-10-19T22:04:04Z")
Um… **SD** , what was that? Are you really that tired? ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/13 "2001-10-19T22:16:26Z")
I would **love** to be a villain…Gotta wait a bit for the pic, tho, unless you want my staff photo from work… OTOH, I’m a confirmed lurker, so nobody knows who I am or what I like. ☹ _sigh_ I guess I’ll have to start posting more so I can score a cool supervilain pic!! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/14 "2001-10-19T22:20:34Z")
Ooh, I want one! Here’s my [People Pages pic](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/kkbattousai.html). (It’s old, and it ain’t that good a picture, but that’s alright.) ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/15 "2001-10-19T22:22:58Z")
[Superdude](http://members.home.net/robertsba/super.jpg), despite being tired enough to mess up all his coding, and do it even worse the second try (:D) is still one tough mofo. He’ll crush the hell out of you, and if that dosn’t work, well, a sound beating with the SuperHammer will be in order. And it’ll hurt. His disguise as a well mannered, humourous eight foot tall, 700lb comedian by day perfectly covers his pissed off, violent, taking-anger-medication eight foot tall, 700lb savin’ people gig at night. It’s the perfect setup! [dlgirl](http://members.home.net/robertsba/dlgirl.jpg), on the other hand, hides her powers behind layers of little-girlspeak and pink. She may look small and gentle, but watch out; those magic hands of hers can dispense lovely beams of tearing destruction! Those who think she’s too cutesy to be dangerous are rapidly vapourized, leaving nothing but a pile of glitter. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/16 "2001-10-19T22:33:35Z")
[Arwen](http://members.home.net/robertsba/arwen.jpg) (who makes for a perfect villain, as without a picture I’m free to do really creative things) wanders around the countryside, wreaking havoc on everything he sees. A creature from an viscious alien race, he comes from a world where they need no armour, as their rock-like skin is nearly unbreakable. Needing nothing more than some cool pants and a few gargantuan weapons, he’s ready to take on all comers. Explosions fail to phase him. The strongest hits glance off him. How can this menace be stopped?@# ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/17 "2001-10-19T22:41:17Z")
Ohhhh! Tank yew, **Mnementh** , for the loverly piccy…it is beautimous…Hee, hee… [sub]Alright, alright. I will stop with the girly speak. It _has_ to be getting annoying.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/18 "2001-10-19T23:03:25Z")
The evil scientist [Dynosaur](http://members.home.net/robertsba/dyno.jpg) prefers knowledge and intelligence as hiw weapons of doom. To that end, and because it looks really cool, he has replaced his legs with metallic ones. He can kick really hard, run really fast, and jump slightly higher than normal. In addition, he replaced his right hand with a giant turbine. Noone seems to know why. Maybe he can use it as some kind of super-weapon or something, and he’s saving it to take out his most hated nemesis! In the shadows, however, watching him lurks [KKBatousai](http://members.home.net/robertsba/kk.jpg). Hidden within the shadows, his perfect defense is a simple, but ancient one; You can’t fight what you can’t see. He moves noiselessly wherever he pleases, going unnoticed, using decades of training and skill in avoiding detection to penetrate even the world’s greatest superhero-detection systems. He carries many small, unobtrusive weapons which he has had refitted to make little or no noise, making him a flawless assassin. Meantime, it has been brought to my attention that the Arwen character in the LOTR series is female. In my defense, I’ve never read the books. Unless you’re a guy using a female name for kicks, let me know and I’ll redo it. If you are a guy using a female name for kicks, more power to you, because goddamn it, you’re an indestructable rock man! ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/19 "2001-10-19T23:20:51Z")
Hey, Mnementh, it looks like you’re using [Hero Machine](http://www.heromachine.com/heromachine.html), is that right? I mean for the pics, not the descriptions. I use that site a lot, its really cool. –John ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434/20 "2001-10-19T23:50:08Z")
That’s the one. I love it. I seem to have a knack for it, too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mnementh-the-super-hero-god/88434.md?page=2)