# Moanday Means A New MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 18, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313 "2018-06-18T05:12:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/101 "2018-06-21T15:00:56Z")
I have been to the doc, seen the vampire (she’s actually really nice and likes corny jokes), have been to Walgreen’s and have been to :eek:Wally\*World:eek:. That’s quite enough adventure for one day I say. **Spidey** my visit to :eek:Wally\*World:eek: today was brief, but I saw at least ten people crazier than me in the approximately twenty minutes I was there. Had I wandered into the clothin’ or sportin’ goods sections no doubt I could have doubled or tripled the amount of visible crazy. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/102 "2018-06-21T15:12:35Z")
Lunch Break - YAY!!! I’ve spent my morning doing corrections on drawings from Feb and Mar. The engineers are backed up way more than I am! I’ve cleared a lot of crap off my desk, and after lunch, I hope to get the last of Tim’s corrections back into circulation. I can almost see desktop! ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/103 "2018-06-21T16:29:55Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Arrgh-Kansas is filled w/ stoopit people . :dubious: > … Wisconsin is, too. But there’s something so enjoyable about criminals getting their comeuppance in some sort of ironic or self-inflicted way. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/104 "2018-06-21T16:41:46Z")
I’m off to the airport in a few hours for another pilgrimage to CA and another medical procedure. The weather is weird. Grey and cool when it’s supposed to be blue and hot, hot, hot. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/105 "2018-06-21T16:48:55Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Arrgh-Kansas is filled w/ stoopit people . :dubious: Noah looked out of the “Ark and saw”, Spiderbrain. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/106 "2018-06-21T19:02:09Z")
Spidey, you an Dogbutler are just the guys to help this poor, frightened and confused lovely [young woman](http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/jun/21/arkansan-charged-grandmothers-killing-now-accused-/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=midday-6-21-18&utm_content=midday-6-21-18+CID_743392de88cdc0362028abd62d48aa62&utm_source=Email%20Marketing%20Platform&utm_term=Arkansan%20charged%20in%20grandmothers%20killing%20now%20accused%20of%20intentionally%20hitting%20bicyclist%20with%20car%20authorities%20say). You guys should come over and take her out to dinner, give her some support in her time of need. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/107 "2018-06-21T19:44:15Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Noah looked out of the “Ark and saw” …& then decided to go on to [Kentucky](https://arkencounter.com/). :dubious: > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Spidey, you an Dogbutler are just the guys to help this poor, frightened and confused lovely [young woman](http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/jun/21/arkansan-charged-grandmothers-killing-now-accused-/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=midday-6-21-18&utm_content=midday-6-21-18+CID_743392de88cdc0362028abd62d48aa62&utm_source=Email%20Marketing%20Platform&utm_term=Arkansan%20charged%20in%20grandmothers%20killing%20now%20accused%20of%20intentionally%20hitting%20bicyclist%20with%20car%20authorities%20say). You guys should come over and take her out to dinner, give her some support in her time of need. **Doggio** , you bring the dress, I’ll bring the white-haired wig; looks like we need to dress **flytrap** up like someone’s grammy. :o ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/108 "2018-06-21T20:00:49Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Doggio** , you bring the dress, I’ll bring the white-haired wig; looks like we need to dress **flytrap** up like someone’s grammy. :o Come on, guys, she is _hot_, and she just _inherited a lot of money_. Where is your urge for adventure, your suicidal tendency? Don’t forget a hammer, apparently she likes wood working. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/109 "2018-06-21T23:21:09Z")
Bon voyage **metal mouse**! Irk was irksome. On the home front, I’m wondering how many paintbrushes Nelson actually took from the kid bag and stashed under the bed. Any time he’s too quiet, I turn around and there are three or four kids’ paintbrushes on the floor, some of them chewed. I’m sanitizing them and putting them out of his reach, but who knew he had artistic aspirations? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/110 "2018-06-22T00:04:06Z")
> [@missred](#): > > …I’m sanitizing them and putting them out of his reach, but who knew he had artistic aspirations? 😛 But what will be his chosen medium? I bought and cooked with some “Indian inspired” Tikka Masala" simmering sauce, whatever that is. Added some chicken and various vegetables. Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) liked it, and I didn’t dislike it. We have the above mentioned Mrs. Plant’s car back, with the front and rear tires switched without charge. That is good, for I spent $2,000.00 getting the Ford Ranger I bought straightened out, and $1,000.00 on her messed up brakes. George the mechanic wouldn’t let us take it back until he ordered parts. He though one side of the brakes would seize on the freeway and be dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/111 "2018-06-22T00:40:10Z")
Had an unbelievably crippling bout of food poisoning last night. Dizziness, vomit, diarrhoea, the whole works. Even after sleeping well I’m still a bit woozy, especially as my stomach’s empty. Am now trying to rehydrate, but it might be a whole day before I’m firing on all cylinders. Thought for a moment it was a spider bite, because I live in Australia and that’s a real hazard, but I can’t crawl up walls, in fact I couldn’t even walk straight without feeling like the world was spinning, so it clearly wasn’t the culprit. And then I remembered I had chicken for lunch, and knew that had to be it. I must say it’s a bit frightening seeing the colour of half-digested chocolate biscuits and coke zero ejecting from your throat. Scared the bejesus out of me until I figured out what it was. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/112 "2018-06-22T00:54:18Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > but I can’t crawl up walls, dammit ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/113 "2018-06-22T01:13:03Z")
Now hear [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYLZ5Ug-bZE&t=3s)! Now hear this! **Swampy** is to report to the couch _immediately_!!! Further, instructions include him closing his eyes **tightly** , sticking his index fingers in his ears, & repeat this very important phrase, “La la la la la la la, I am **not** listening! La la la la la la la, I am **not** listening!” That is [all](https://people.com/style/toilet-paper-wedding-dress-contest-winner/). > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Come on, guys, she is _hot_, and she just _inherited a lot of money_. Where is your urge for adventure, your suicidal tendency? **Doggio** is coming here later this summer & we’re going out for [del]a[/del] beer. I’m sure there will be some adventure that [del]night[/del] bender, too. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/114 "2018-06-22T01:22:36Z")
**flytrap** , until Nelson a) develops opposable thumbs, b) gets a bank card and/or c) gets a driver’s license, he’s stuck with my water colors or the tempra in the kid bag. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/115 "2018-06-22T01:24:02Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Doggio** is coming here later this summer & we’re going out for [del]a[/del] beer. I’m sure there will be some adventure that [del]night[/del] bender, too. 🆒 You fellas should really come over here, and check out that hot babe! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/116 "2018-06-22T02:18:09Z")
Worked, had the Booster Club Board meeting. > [@Spiderman](#): > > …& then decided to go on to [Kentucky](https://arkencounter.com/). :dubious: > > **Doggio** , you bring the dress, I’ll bring the white-haired wig; looks like we need to dress **flytrap** up like someone’s grammy. :o 😃 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Come on, guys, she is _hot_, and she just _inherited a lot of money_. Where is your urge for adventure, your suicidal tendency? > > Don’t forget a hammer, apparently she likes wood working. I do like morning wood. ;):p:D > [@GuanoLad](#): > > Had an unbelievably crippling bout of food poisoning last night. Dizziness, vomit, diarrhoea, the whole works. Even after sleeping well I’m still a bit woozy, especially as my stomach’s empty. Am now trying to rehydrate, but it might be a whole day before I’m firing on all cylinders. > > Thought for a moment it was a spider bite, because I live in Australia and that’s a real hazard, but I can’t crawl up walls, in fact I couldn’t even walk straight without feeling like the world was spinning, so it clearly wasn’t the culprit. And then I remembered I had chicken for lunch, and knew that had to be it. > > I must say it’s a bit frightening seeing the colour of half-digested chocolate biscuits and coke zero ejecting from your throat. Scared the bejesus out of me until I figured out what it was. EEK! Hope you feel better. > [@Spiderman](#): > > **Doggio** is coming here later this summer & we’re going out for [del]a[/del] beer. I’m sure there will be some adventure that [del]night[/del] bender, too. 🆒 I’m sure we’ll axe each other all sorts of things. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/117 "2018-06-22T09:45:08Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 77 Amurrkin out and clear (dark actually) with a predicted high of 93 with rain/tstorms/apocalypse predicted for this afternoon. This mornin’ I shall accomplish mowage, thus ensurin’ a nice, bright, N.O.S. day. 😃 Steak and sallit are on the menu for sup. **Spidey** cute dress but if’n you’re gonna do it, do it [right](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=m2D5teFB&id=7630E289CEE13F498DFE23806F329121320585C5&thid=OIP.m2D5teFBLdltf-EkKgqgpAAAAA&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2ffashionpoliceng.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2017%2f07%2fToilet-Paper-Wedding-Dress-Competition-6-1.jpg&exph=639&expw=470&q=Wedding+Dresses+Made+Out+of+Toilet+Paper&simid=607986600654802762&selectedIndex=182&ajaxhist=0), I say. Now I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy is hungry. Then, mowage awaits. Rah. Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/118 "2018-06-22T10:32:21Z")
Up, caffeinated ,and sheveled. Off to work. It’s the NHL Draft tonight.\* \*Draft Svechnikov or we riot. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/119 "2018-06-22T10:35:27Z")
Firday is starting out with much suckage. I’m not counting the rain, tho it didn’t help. But I decided I’d stop at WaWa for a breakfast sammich. Not only was the parking lot a mess because of a Pepsi truck blocking a large portion, but they didn’t have any breakfast sammiches out and only 1 register was open. So I left and decided to get a sausage biscuit at McD’s - where yet another truck was blocking part of the drive-thru, tho I was able to get around it. And after leaving there, I got stuck behind a garbage truck for a couple of miles. AAARRRRRRGH!! Yeah yeah, Happy Firday. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313/120 "2018-06-22T11:25:26Z")
**Mooommm** , sometimes, one can destress & relaxate by listening to some [music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE&t=13s). I never went to bed last night; passed out on the sofa, instead. :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moanday-means-a-new-mmp/816313.md?page=7)