# Mock pornography titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985 "2015-07-23T19:29:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Blues\_Wade\_Shoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blues_Wade_Shoes)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/1 "2015-07-23T19:29:52Z")
Meat Me in St. Louis
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### Author:  [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/2 "2015-07-23T20:03:29Z")
Gladheateher
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/3 "2015-07-23T20:12:30Z")
G_U_S\*H
Game of Bones
The Brady Bang
The Spanking Dead
Baredevil
Hogan’s Honeys
Cheeks (the story of a Boston nudie bar where everyone screams your name)
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### Author:  [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/4 "2015-07-23T20:21:07Z")
Little Oral Annie
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### Author:  [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/5 "2015-07-23T20:22:51Z")
The Slutty Professor
Rambone
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/6 "2015-07-23T20:38:16Z")
Harry Porthole and the Sorcerer’s Bone
McHale’s Gravy
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Master and Commander
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/7 "2015-07-23T20:52:28Z")
Pornography titles have stinky breath!
Who’s so fat she sits around the house? Pornography titles’ momma!
Look at me, I’m pornography titles!
Hey, pornography titles! Nanny, nanny, booboo; stick your head in doodoo!
Whew, that’s enough mocking for one day.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/8 "2015-07-23T21:09:22Z")
On Golden Blonde
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### Author:  [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/9 "2015-07-23T21:35:15Z")
A Lad In
All Dogs Go To Heather
Bambi
Sleeping Booty
The Lion Kink
The Aristocrats
Laddie and the Tramp
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/10 "2015-07-23T21:41:19Z")
The seX-Files
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### Author:  [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/11 "2015-07-23T21:45:12Z")
Mansfield Pork
A sale of two titties
{Not original )
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/12 "2015-07-23T21:45:34Z")
Inside Amy Schumer.
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/13 "2015-07-23T22:10:28Z")
Bang the Bum Slowly
Leonard’s Parts - 6
A Minge Too Far
Jugsy (about noted mafia boss Jugsy Malone)
PoonCock Saints
The Squirt Locker
Full Metal Jackoff
A Fist Full of Dong
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/14 "2015-07-23T23:30:28Z")
A Groom with a View
Northbanger Abbey
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/15 "2015-07-23T23:39:39Z")
> [@BurnMeUp](#):
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> Full Metal Jackoff
This is my rifle, this is my gun…
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### Author:  [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/16 "2015-07-24T00:11:06Z")
Lawrence of a Labia
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/17 "2015-07-24T00:32:56Z")
> [@chacoguy](#):
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> Little Oral Annie
Back in the mid '80s there was a mainstream porn actress by that name.
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### Author:  [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/18 "2015-07-24T01:02:51Z")
I would like to introduce you to “Buzz’s Porn Emporium”, but it dosen’t seem to be available on the intertubes anymore. Radio guys Jonathon Brandmeier and his buddy Buzz used to take listener suggestions, which were cataloged. I cant find it anymore, but here is a post on some adlt dvd forum which lists quite a few of the titles. I will never forget “Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy”
[http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/](http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/) humorous-possible-porn-flick-names
Link broken because IDK if it is NSFW or not, just in case.
Remove the space between the backslash and the h
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### Author:  [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/19 "2015-07-24T02:14:41Z")
During my freshman year in college, there was a floor decorating contest in the dorm I lived in. The 3rd floor (women) decorated their floor as “Christmas on 3rd St.”, with each room’s door representing some cutesy store or something.
My floor (men) decided to do “Christmas on Skid Row”. I ended up with the porno theater door. What was showing around Christmas 1991?
Ho-ho-ho. The Christmas Trilogy
Have yourself a little Mary this Christmas
Merry X-Miss (I think that may have been a real porno title)
Santa’s Big Helper
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### Author:  [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/20 "2015-07-24T02:33:57Z")
The Boobs of Hazzard
Madam’s Family
Really Friends
Rocky Whore Picture Show
Fifty Shades of Gay
Edward Penishands
Womb Raider
Whore of the Ring
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