# Mock pornography titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985 "2015-07-23T19:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/21 "2015-07-24T05:42:48Z")
Oh god, thanks for the laughs! I’ve been getting ready for a move and needed a moment away from the boxes. Here is my contribution: Rockcock Files Sleazy in Seattle Raging Buns Deep Impact (some need no change at all!) Robocock ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/22 "2015-07-30T05:25:15Z")
Shaving Ryan’s Privates Star Whores A Spew’n Good Semen The Whore-bit A Tail And Two Titties ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/23 "2015-07-30T05:52:41Z")
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang The Loin King The Little Spermaid The Fox and the Porn-Hound Penisoccio Mr. Smith Cums In Washington Mister’s Deeds Why We Bite I Can’t Fake It With You It Happened Over And Over One Night Our Mr. Fun ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/24 "2015-07-30T06:05:27Z")
Girl with a Pearl Necklace ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/25 "2015-07-30T06:06:28Z")
Guess Who’s Coming In Her ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/26 "2015-07-30T06:13:13Z")
The Iceman Ejaculateth. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/27 "2015-07-30T08:07:17Z")
It’s the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/28 "2015-07-30T09:43:11Z")
Mad Max: Fury Choad IntoStella Head Poets Society Requiem for a Queef The Wife of Brian Reservoir Doggy ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/29 "2015-07-30T13:54:25Z")
I Love Loosely ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/30 "2015-07-30T17:04:39Z")
How about some current titles: It Swallows Titzels Southpawed Daisy-Chainwreck Deep Inside Out Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and Another Girl and Two Midgets and A Horse ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/31 "2015-07-30T17:31:41Z")
Angels with Dirty Facials ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/32 "2015-07-30T17:38:25Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Angels with Dirty Facials I laughed out loud, god help me. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/33 "2015-07-30T19:25:44Z")
Flesh Gordon Friends… With Benefits. Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/34 "2015-07-30T19:31:31Z")
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration Penocchio: It’s not his nose that grows! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/35 "2015-07-30T19:34:54Z")
Jeremiah’s Johnson Frisky Business Nun Butt the Brave Billy Jackoff Cums a Horseman ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/36 "2015-07-30T19:48:08Z")
I haven’t been in an Adult store in years, and certainly am not going now, but I’d bet about 40% of these mock titles could be found on the shelves if one was willing to look hard enough. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/37 "2015-07-30T19:51:34Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I haven’t been in an Adult store in years, and certainly am not going now, but I’d bet about 40% of these mock titles could be found on the shelves if one was willing to look hard enough. More to the 21st Century point, if you google each one in turn, you’ll probably support that 40% number (and possibly more). And get in craptons of trouble if surfing at work in a place with strict HR policies about this kind of thing :eek:. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/38 "2015-07-30T20:14:37Z")
Schindler’s Fist Gorilla in the Mrs. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/39 "2015-07-30T20:26:57Z")
ET: The Extra Testicle Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pain Titanic: Going Down The Dark Knight’s Cock Rises > [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > Sleeping Booty > The Lion Kink > **The Aristocrats** > Laddie and the Tramp I see what you did there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/40 "2015-07-30T20:59:16Z")
IIRC one was actually entitled _Thighs and Whispers_. Bergman porn. Regards, Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985.md?page=3)