# Mock pornography titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985 "2015-07-23T19:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/41 "2015-07-30T22:30:47Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > The Boobs of Hazzard > Madam’s Family > Really Friends > Rocky Whore Picture Show > Fifty Shades of Gay > Edward Penishands > Womb Raider > **Whore of the Ring** Bolding mine. I actually did see a film titled _Lord of the G-Strings_. Rather amusing. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/42 "2015-07-31T00:04:52Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I haven’t been in an Adult store in years, and certainly am not going now, but I’d bet about 40% of these mock titles could be found on the shelves if one was willing to look hard enough. Some of them do sound oddly familiar… actually I do know for a fact that the previously mentioned: Edward Penishands The Madam’s Family Flesh Gordon …WERE used as porn titles. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/43 "2015-07-31T00:56:31Z")
Thanks For The Mammaries The Lovely Boners Porn O’Graphy and the Little People ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/44 "2015-07-31T02:32:55Z")
As I read through those, some probably actually exist. I have actually owned or seen Driller (a porn version of the Thriller video) Porn of the Dead Dances With Foxes The Witches of Breastwyck Santa Claus Bones the Martians and some others that are escaping my brain right now. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/45 "2015-07-31T03:12:27Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Some of them do sound oddly familiar… actually I do know for a fact that the previously mentioned: > > Edward Penishands > The Madam’s Family > Flesh Gordon > > …WERE used as porn titles. I cannot confirm or deny that these titles exist in my library. Though I expect that ‘Cousin Tit’ would be quite a looker. And that Ron Jeremy would do well as Uncle Pester. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/46 "2015-07-31T03:19:52Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > As I read through those, some probably actually exist. I once saw one called “Fatliners,” in which Ron Jeremy got it on with a morbidly obese woman. _\_ I’ll be damned, there’s actually [an IMBD entry for it!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136895/) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/47 "2015-07-31T04:10:46Z")
From the Disney Parody line by Evil Angel… Cock McStuffins The Loin King Beauty Does the Beast The InchCock of Notre Damn Little Fur Maid (for fans of hirsute women) Pleasure Island ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/48 "2015-07-31T05:05:01Z")
There were several porn titles mentioned in _The Fister King_, but “Ordinary Peepholes” is the only one that shows up in the imdb quotes. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/49 "2015-08-01T00:15:03Z")
The Odd Copulate ---
**Author:** ![funky\_little\_lee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@funky\_little\_lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funky_little_lee)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/50 "2015-08-02T02:09:00Z")
Sex and Sexability Mary Sloppins (it’s not a parrot’s head on the end of her umbrella, if you know what I mean…) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/51 "2015-08-02T07:46:21Z")
Hannah Does Her Sisters. The Oh-God Father. The Sound of Moaning. Tin D-Cups. Dances with Pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/52 "2015-08-02T08:18:06Z")
_Bondage of the Willy_ _Free Willy_ _Triumph of the Willy_ ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/53 "2015-08-02T08:56:03Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > **Edward Penishands** This is the only one I ever laughed out loud at the first time I saw it. ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/54 "2015-08-02T14:50:18Z")
Driving Miss Daisy into the Headboard ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/55 "2015-09-24T18:50:14Z")
_The Raw Crank Redemption_ ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/56 "2015-09-24T19:36:00Z")
> [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > A Lad In > All Dogs Go To Heather > Bambi > Sleeping Booty > The Lion Kink > The Aristocrats > Laddie and the Tramp You forgot Poke-a-hot-ass. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/57 "2015-09-24T20:00:12Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > _The Raw Crank Redemption_ The Raw Spank Redemption. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/58 "2015-09-24T20:10:03Z")
The Muppets Do Manhattan The Great Muppet Orgy Muppet Pleasure Island ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/59 "2015-09-24T20:31:10Z")
There’s a TV show in Britain called DIY SOS. And another one called Bargain Hunt. I can’t think what might be made of that. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/60 "2015-09-24T21:33:21Z")
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