# Mock pornography titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985 "2015-07-23T19:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/61 "2015-09-24T22:55:56Z")
Elevator Girls In Bondage Snow White And The Eighth Dwarf Profiles In Bondage The Good, The Bad, and The Underaged ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/62 "2015-09-24T23:11:39Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I haven’t been in an Adult store in years, and certainly am not going now, but I’d bet about 40% of these mock titles could be found on the shelves if one was willing to look hard enough. Oh man, when Gulf War II started, I was so proud of myself for coming up with the _hilarious_ “Weapons of Ass Destruction.” Nobody cleverer than I, right? Then I looked it up. Turns out by the time it had occurred to me, already on the shelves we had Weapons of Ass Destruction II, Weapons of Ass Destruction III, Good Grief MORE Weapons of Ass Destruction, etc. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/63 "2015-09-24T23:20:14Z")
Don’t feel so bad. I thought of the most clever title one night as Splendor In The Grass was on the late movie. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/64 "2015-09-25T12:22:30Z")
The Hump-it Show Two Broke Girls, One Cup ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/65 "2015-09-25T16:45:31Z")
I think _The Big Bang Theory_ stands on its own, or course there’s also The _Big Gang-Bang Theory_ ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/66 "2015-09-25T16:53:37Z")
A Hard Man is Good to Find ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/67 "2015-09-25T17:15:59Z")
Lord of the Cock Rings ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/68 "2015-09-26T20:23:20Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > I think _The Big Bang Theory_ stands on its own, or course there’s also > > The _Big Gang-Bang Theory_ Another title that needs no revision: _Babes in Toyland._ ---
**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/69 "2015-09-27T18:02:31Z")
Girls. Interrupted The Hind Side Caspar, the Extremely Friendly Ghost ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/70 "2015-09-27T22:53:19Z")
Ass-ablanca Ho country for old men My best friend’s bedding ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/71 "2015-09-27T23:07:59Z")
White men can’t hump Enter the drag queen Robocock ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/72 "2015-09-27T23:17:28Z")
Oops, ‘Robocock’ has been done. I’ll say ‘12 horny men’ instead. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tuesdayweld](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@tuesdayweld](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tuesdayweld)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/73 "2015-09-28T02:28:40Z")
Splendor in the Ass ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/74 "2015-09-28T03:56:01Z")
The Big Blowjobeski ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/75 "2015-09-28T04:30:54Z")
Let’s all Go Down To A Whorey And Throw Some Cum In ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/76 "2015-09-28T07:37:32Z")
Years ago, there used to be a cinema in London that showed risqué but just about legal films, with enticing titles on the display frontage, like a regular cinema. One I remember was What’s Up Nurse? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/77 "2015-09-29T00:02:14Z")
> [@tuesdayweld](#): > > Splendor in the Ass Hmm, I wish I’d thought of that. Say, let’s go back to the dreary days of English Lit class: Thomas Hardy: Tess of the d’Ubelpenetrations, Far from the Mad-dong Crowd, Jude the Anal Sir Walter Scott: Rub Roy, Ivan’s Ho, The Anal Maid of Perth George Eliot: Middlemunch, The Mill on the Puss, Anal Marner Samuel Butler: The Anal Way of All Flesh. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/78 "2015-10-22T21:04:43Z")
Porkin’ Mindy ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/79 "2015-10-23T02:14:36Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Back in the mid '80s there was a mainstream porn actress by that name. She had exceptional talent at deep throating, but the name was a little limiting as had skills in every area. ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mock-pornography-titles/725985/80 "2015-10-23T14:32:23Z")
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