# Mockingbird, a moment please.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 5, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194 "2005-07-05T21:28:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/41 "2005-07-06T20:32:10Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> Punani is a slang term for vagina.

It’s like a HooHaa only better.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/42 "2005-07-06T20:55:15Z")

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**Mockingbird** has some real anger management issues. In another recent thread he verbally assaulted anyone who disagreed with him on any point. He seems incapable of saying, well I agree with you on this point but you’re way off on that other one. Disagree on any point and the names start flying. It’s irrational and ridiculous. Have you noticed how he likes to predict how he will be attacked for making his points which should be obvious to any human who isn’t vile, immoral, or just a moron.  
Does this guy have a victim complex or something? He hurls his insults at everyone for the minimum amount of provocation and then predicts how all the evil throngs will attack him. WTF?

Better to just pick some music you like and invent your own dance. Call it the “I’m a Victim” dance and do it over and over again until you collapse from exhaustion. I think that might help…everybody else.

Or just grow up, thats an option too.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/43 "2005-07-06T20:56:31Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Stop oppressing me!

very funny 😃

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/44 "2005-07-07T03:17:28Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> I haven’t read all that many of Mockingbird’s posts, but as I recall, the vast majority make sense to me.

You _read_ threads too?

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/45 "2005-07-07T06:41:06Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> I haven’t read all that many of Mockingbird’s posts, but as I recall, the vast majority make sense to me. Count me in as an Anti-pitter.

Read more. You’ll come to worship him.

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**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mockingbird-a-moment-please/311194/46 "2005-07-07T10:15:49Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Am I allowed to make boobie jokes, even though I’m a straight female? I just find them funny. And “boobs” is such a fun word.
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> Boobs! Boobs! Heehee. Boobs!

I’m not sure. My higher brain functions have been lost in my Happy Place ever since I found out you went from a C to a D. Mmmmmmmmmmmm 😃

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