# Mod and Admin Bashing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428 "2001-02-22T04:52:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/1 "2001-02-22T04:52:04Z")
Everyone’s doing it. I’ve decided to take my best shots at ‘em. Arnold Winkelried—He’s trying to fool everyone into believing he’s some kind of hero. I don’t even think he’s Swiss. TubaDiva—She believes she can be both humble and a diva. Plus she sometimes takes _hours_ to answer my multiple e-mails. Manhattan—He’s plain mean. Oh, wait a minute; he’s actually bought me alcohol. What I meant was he’s the sweetest tempered, most patient and least brusque moderator there ever was. C K Dexter Haven—Who is he? I’ve never once interacted with him yet he was still able to embarrass me in front of my fellow Dopers. No, I don’t remember any Spencer Tracey movies, O.K.? Chronos—Doesn’t really have any power over time. Eutychus55—I can’t pronounce his name. Coldfire—He doesn’t like b0jrn. What kind of man doesn’t like b0jrn? Lynn Bodoni—She’s scary. And I don’t care what she says it just looks better with 1 “o” and 2 “i”s. Gaudere—I don’t care that this is GD. He _is_ a big giant poopyhead! Alphagene—Is tall. You cannot trust people who are too tall. Especially if they like to wear ski caps. Czarcasm—I used to like Slythe and then this bozo came along. TVeblen—She’s. . .she’s. . . too nice! John Corrado—Is a Republican. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/2 "2001-02-22T05:02:32Z")
Birdie, birdie in the sky Drop a whitewash in my eye I’m a Biggirl I don’t cry I’m just glad that cows don’t fly ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/3 "2001-02-22T05:03:14Z")
**Biggirl,** this is too funny!! 😃 [sub]Anything I could add would be an insult to the sheer perfection of this post.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/4 "2001-02-22T05:04:23Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > Eutychus55—I can’t pronounce his name. > > \*\* But it shortens so well for those passionate cries! “Oh! Euty!” 😉 \*\* > [@](#): > > John Corrado—Is a Republican. > \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/5 "2001-02-22T05:30:10Z")
Everyone knows that Cecil is nothing but a . . . . zrrrrzzzkkk%&_@rzl$rzzzkkk%&_@ ```auto **This program has performed an illegal operation** ``` ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/6 "2001-02-22T05:34:24Z")
David B-- He’s so forgettable. O.K., it was actually: You want cites? Yeah, I got your cites _right here_. But then I forgot. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/7 "2001-02-22T05:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **John Corrado—Is a Republican.** And this is bad? [sub]robgruver: Standing up for Republicans everywhere![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/8 "2001-02-22T05:40:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > > **John Corrado—Is a Republican.** > > And this is bad? > > [sub]robgruver: Standing up for Republicans everywhere![/sub] \*\* Yes. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/9 "2001-02-22T05:45:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > > > **John Corrado—Is a Republican.** > > > > And this is bad? > > > > [sub]robgruver: Standing up for Republicans everywhere![/sub] \*\* > > Yes. \*\* Me thinks this may be moving to GD. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/10 "2001-02-22T05:58:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Manhattan—He’s plain mean. Oh, wait a minute; he’s actually bought me alcohol. What I meant was he’s the sweetest tempered, most patient and least brusque moderator there ever was. \*\* Plus he’s just so _cute_ when he gets upset, you know, when his eyes get all squinky and that vein in his temple starts throbbing, oooh, I just can’t STAND it! Manny, be mine! > [@](#): > > **TVeblen—She’s. . .she’s. . . too nice!** I’m totally with ya on this one. Don’t even get me started on that **Corrado** character. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/11 "2001-02-22T06:22:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Gaudere—I don’t care that this is GD. He _is_ a big giant poopyhead! \*\* Probably because people keep calling _her_ a him. Go figure. 😃 Hey, I’ve drank beer with her. Sure, she can slug 'em down, but she’s _definitely_ a chick. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/12 "2001-02-22T06:35:16Z")
One damn sexy chick at that. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/13 "2001-02-22T08:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Biggirl** _ > TubaDiva—She believes she can be both humble and a diva. You’d think she’d know that’s an oxymoron! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/14 "2001-02-22T10:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Eutychus55—I can’t pronounce his name. > \*\* You-Tih-Kuss. Pipty Pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/15 "2001-02-22T11:13:31Z")
What gives? Me and bj0rn are bestest buds! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/16 "2001-02-22T12:26:28Z")
Coldy: Poofenspray. 'nuff said. Corrado: What would John Corrado Do? Movie at 11, rated R. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/17 "2001-02-22T13:57:54Z")
I know Gaudere is a she. I wasn’t calling her a great big poopyhead, it was the guy I was debating. . . oh forget it! BTW, I love Republicans. Some of my best friends are Republicans. In fact I had one o’ them there Republicans over my house for dinner once. Had him sit down at the dinner table just like he was regular folk. I didn’t ask him to check his gun, he didn’t ask me about my abortions. We didn’t discuss why his president is as dumb as a post nor did we discuss why my president likes getting his post waxed in the Oval Office. It was right friendly I tells ya. And UncleBeer is not either of my parents’ brother. And he never bought me any beer either. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/18 "2001-02-22T14:05:14Z")
Manhattan- can just picture him sitting at a desk with a bug rubber stamp that reads: “This thread is closed.” ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/19 "2001-02-22T14:17:40Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428/20 "2001-02-22T17:56:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*I know Gaudere is a she. I wasn’t calling her a great big poopyhead, it was the guy I was debating. . . oh forget it! > \*\* Oh, right, well I KNEW that! I just meant…I mean, what I was saying was…see, it was just a play on words about…Oh, heck. See, this is why I stopped posting so much. I’m never as clever as I think I am. ::walks off muttering about keeping her big mouth shut:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-and-admin-bashing/55428.md?page=2)