# Mod Nazi Rankings: New Nazi King **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222 "2003-05-24T13:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/1 "2003-05-24T13:31:41Z")
Old list (as at 26 February 2003): **Coldfire** 25 **manhattan** 22 **Lynn Bodoni** 17 **UncleBeer** 14 **Eutychus** 14 **David B** 12 **alphagene** 9 **Ed Zotti** 8 **Gaudere** 7 **bibliophage** 6 **MEBuckner** 6 **Cecil Adams** 6 **Czarcasm** 6 **TubaDiva** 5 **John Corrado** 4 **Arnold Winkelried** 4 **Melin** 4 **Ukulele Ike** 3 **Chronos** 3 **JillGat** 3 **C K Dexter Haven** 2 **DrMatrix** 1 **Cajun Man** 1 **Nickrz** 1 **TVeblen** 1 **jdavis** 0 Since then: **Coldfire** +1 Yo, Coldfire **Otto** **Manhattan** +6 Manhattan-what’s this guy’s problem? **Adman** Manhattan the assclown **Sultan Sam** Manhattan is a fuckwad, and Microsoft can suck my dick **lissener** Manhattan’s Mass Banning Fucking Power Trip **CuriousCanuck** Manhattan is a Twinkie \*\*Dr\_Paprika \*\* Is manhattan getting grouchy(er)? **mangeorge** **Lynn Bodoni** +3 Hey Lynn, can I wish death on this guy? \*\*Feynn \*\* Get well soon Lynn \*\*Bippy the Beardless \*\* Lynn, not only are most of you fucked up… \*\*Danae \*\* **UncleBeer** +1 UncleBeer, it wasn’t about pirating music. **Sqube** **alphagene** +2 alphagene **Lilly Putt** alphagene **Lilly Putt** **bibliophage** +2 Bibliophage:- eat this! **Tapioca Dextrin** is bibliophage always rude when a simple mistake is made? **Bindrah** **Cecil Adams** +3 Cecil, you putz! **rsa** The Cecil Adams Pit Thread **Scylla** It’s April Fool’s Day, Cecil! Come ON! **Smeghead** **Czarcasm** +1 Czarcasm is Kid Czarcasm one of yours? **KidCharlemagne** **John Corrado** +1 Who the fuck is John Corrado? **KidCharlemagne** **Cajun Man** +1 CajunMan, an apology. Flamsterette\_X, I wish I could say the same. \*\*airdisc \*\* New list: **manhattan** 28 **Coldfire** 26 **Lynn Bodoni** 20 **UncleBeer** 15 **Eutychus** 14 **David B** 12 **alphagene** 11 **Cecil Adams** 9 **Ed Zotti** 8 **bibliophage** 8 **Gaudere** 7 **Czarcasm** 7 **MEBuckner** 6 **TubaDiva** 5 **John Corrado** 5 **Arnold Winkelried** 4 **Melin** 4 **Ukulele Ike** 3 **Chronos** 3 **JillGat** 3 **C K Dexter Haven** 2 **Cajun Man** 2 **DrMatrix** 1 **Nickrz** 1 **TVeblen** 1 **jdavis** 0 **manhattan** is the new king! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/2 "2003-05-24T13:34:41Z")
Al hail King **manhattan**! Long live the King! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/3 "2003-05-24T13:45:02Z")
_Makes a graceful obeisence towards the regal personages arrayed in front of her wondering eyes_😉 ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/4 "2003-05-24T14:14:03Z")
I suppose I should provide a link to the earlier thread, too, in which the “original list” was compiled. [Mod Nazi Rankings - TVeblen is a loser](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165516) Feel free to propose corrections to the list. The mod/admin/perfect master’s name has to appear in the title of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/5 "2003-05-24T14:17:49Z")
Well done Manny! We knew you could do it! Keep up the great work. ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/6 "2003-05-24T14:29:55Z")
Should “Get well soon Lynn” really count towards the total number of pittings? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/7 "2003-05-24T14:43:11Z")
I wonder if the OP read the OPs in each case to determine if the thread in question was actually pitting the mod in question. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/8 "2003-05-24T14:45:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robertliguori \* > \*\*Should “Get well soon Lynn” really count towards the total number of pittings? \*\* Yes, it has to, to maintain an objective standard. The count is of pit threads _about_ mods/admins/perfect masters. A thread like: Alphagene is new co-mod of the Pit **Ed Zotti** for example, obviously isn’t a proper pitting. But: I apologize to Alphagene **Rysdad** may or may not be. Without reading it, it’s not possible to tell. And even so, there’s no objective standard. What degree of sarcasm in a thread negates the thread’s title? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/9 "2003-05-24T14:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I wonder if the OP read the OPs in each case to determine if the thread in question was actually pitting the mod in question. \*\* You’ve asked that question of me before, **iampunha**. And my answer this time is the same as last time. No, I haven’t. But you should feel free to do so. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/10 "2003-05-24T15:11:58Z")
Go, Coldfire! Go, Coldfire! You can do it! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/11 "2003-05-24T15:33:53Z")
Makes no sense to include a thread in the “Nazi Rankings” if the moderator isn’t even being pitted. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/12 "2003-05-24T15:34:46Z")
Manny, sorry bout that. But at least I helped put you in the lead. 🙂 That was back in my young n stupid days. I didn’t even pit the right person! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/13 "2003-05-24T15:50:05Z")
It’s always the ‘little woman’ behind the great man that gets forgotten in these times. No worry, tho’, since emptying my 401K plan to finance my bet in the Nazi mod race, I’m set for retirement, don’t have to worry about the stock market anymore etc. I’ll be sipping on mint juleps and margaritas calling for the ‘pool boy’ to rewax my legs. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/14 "2003-05-24T16:40:03Z")
I can’t believe that hippy **Coldfire** is even in the same league as my man **Banhattan.** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/15 "2003-05-24T16:55:25Z")
Whoa, congrats **manny**. So, what do we get him for his wins? Oh, and notice Jerry the Tech God, has none. Poor bastard. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/16 "2003-05-24T17:43:43Z")
I do feel bad for Jerry. How come no one pitted him like this: **Hey Jerry, how come this fucking board is so fucking slow?** ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/17 "2003-05-25T14:53:31Z")
Actually neither of my posts were pittings in the true sense. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/18 "2003-05-25T14:58:21Z")
Does this mean I have to pit **Veb** 28 times? I’m far too lazy for that. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/19 "2003-05-25T15:06:28Z")
- Hey Lynn, can I wish death on this guy? Feynn - Get well soon Lynn Bippy the Beardless Are not pittings at all . The second one is wh=ishing her well and the first one does not refer to her at all. It is just a figure of speech. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/20 "2003-05-25T18:28:51Z")
So the question that came up yesterday is do I get to exchange my asshat for an asscrown? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222.md?page=2)