# Mod Nazi Rankings: New Nazi King **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222 "2003-05-24T13:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/21 "2003-05-25T18:37:17Z")
**banhattan** will need an ass sceptor and assthrone as well. ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/22 "2003-05-25T18:37:18Z")
What would an asscrown look like? ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/23 "2003-05-25T19:18:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GKW \* > \*\*What would an asscrown look like? \*\* I think it’d have really sharp points, but that’s just me. -Lil ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/24 "2003-05-25T20:29:13Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** should get bonus Nazi points for [advocating collective punishment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3444473#post3444473). Just to try and be true to the original definition. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/25 "2003-05-25T22:53:48Z")
We don’t pit Jerry because he can send evil clowns through our computers to slay us. We like Jerry. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/26 "2003-05-25T23:03:14Z")
Poor Euty. Still not King. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/27 "2003-05-25T23:22:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Poor Euty. Still not King. \*\* I’m dangerously close to becoming queen though, but let’s not go there. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/28 "2003-05-26T00:20:30Z")
I’m obviously getting soft in my old age. It’s not fair. **Manny** gets all the trolls (_“whats teh third word taht ends in gry??? somoene aksed me and i dont knwo1!!!11”_) which means a higher Pitting Chance, his forum has to be maintained much more strictly than mine (higher Pitting Chance), and well, he’s a New Yorker (extremely probable Pitting Chance). Of course he’s got more pit threads. It’s a testament to my considerable and _natural_, I might add, assholishness that I’m in second place still, what with me being the mod of the Happy Fluffy forum and all. Then again, I read our internal e-mails, where **Manny** _really_ vents. Trust me, he’s holding back when he posts on the boards. I wouldn’t switch fora with him in a million years. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/29 "2003-05-26T00:23:48Z")
[Case in fucking point.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=186323) It’s a miracle he doesn’t have 200 threads devoted to him. It’s shooting fish in a barrel. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/30 "2003-05-26T00:24:42Z")
Are you sure those are the only reasons? ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/31 "2003-05-26T03:17:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\* > **Nickrz** 1 > **jdavis** 0 > \*\* _Who?_ ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/32 "2003-05-26T03:58:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*_Who?_ \*\* **Nickrz** is an ex-mod, along with **Melin** , **Chronos** and **JillGat**. **jdavis** is the admin dude who feeds the hamsters. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/33 "2003-05-26T04:04:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*_Who?_ \*\* **Nickrz** is an ex-mod, along with **Melin** , **Chronos** and **JillGat**. **jdavis** is the admin dude who feeds the hamsters. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/34 "2003-05-26T04:29:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\*_Who?_ \*\* ::grits teeth:: Respectivley, an escaped mod (and they’re damned rare) and our Omnipotent Hamster Herder. The first is beyond the chaos. The second can fry your motherboard and reveal all your darkest secrets–yes, _those_–to your ISP, ex-spouse, the IRS and all your creditors with one glare if you’re so rash as to wake him from his post-Doritos snooze. But pay me no mind. 'S’okay. So I’m still in the cellar. No problem. Who could be bitter, losing out to hardasses like **Euty, Ukulele Ike** and someone who _isn’t even persecuting innocent people any more?_ Veb, Stealth Mod ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/35 "2003-05-26T05:20:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\ ***Cajun Man** +1 > > CajunMan, an apology. Flamsterette\_X, I wish I could say the same. \*\*airdisc \*\*\*\* I’m not sure **airdisc** was pitting **Cajun Man** as such in that thread. Rather, he was pitting me because I took exception to his little so-called “joke” of posting multiple birthdays spread out over several months. (and he thought I’d take it in a humorous way… no way!) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/36 "2003-05-26T11:21:42Z")
This list is a travesty of a mockery of two travesties of a sham! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/37 "2003-05-26T13:04:53Z")
I’ll see your travesty of a mockery of two travesties of a sham and raise you an outright fraud. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/38 "2003-05-26T13:06:41Z")
Call. Full sham, read 'em and weep! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222/39 "2003-05-26T13:33:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*Old list (as at 26 February 2003): > > **Coldfire** > **manhattan** > **Lynn Bodoni** > **UncleBeer** > **Eutychus** > **David B** > **alphagene** > **Ed Zotti** > **Gaudere** > **bibliophage** > **MEBuckner** > **Cecil Adams** > **Czarcasm** > **TubaDiva** > **John Corrado** > **Arnold Winkelried** > **Melin** > **Ukulele Ike** > **Chronos** > **JillGat** > **C K Dexter Haven** > **DrMatrix** > **Cajun Man** > **Nickrz** > **TVeblen** > **jdavis** > \*\* That’s a lot of nazis. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-new-nazi-king/177222.md?page=1)