# Mod Nazi Rankings - TVeblen is a loser **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398 "2003-02-25T14:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/1 "2003-02-25T14:38:31Z")
Below is the list of pit threads about Mods/Admins/Perfect Masters. Lift your game **TVeblen**. 😉 **Coldfire** 25 Coldfire is a big smelly jerk. **Exgineer** For Coldfire **Liakela** Coldfire again. **Lobsang** Coldfire I was having fun you cranky… **Lobsang** Coldfire please change your name **BZ00000** Coldfire has a new fan, it seems… **Princhester** Coldfire corrupted my husband! **capybara** Re: Coldfire projects his own shortcomings onto me **The Ryan** Coldfire - A question, sir. **Beelzebubba** Coldfire called me a fucking idiot! I feel so validated! **OpalCat** Coldfire, what were you thinking? **The Ryan** Coldfire is an ass **heembo** Coldfire, you can kiss my butt **Chilly Conflagration** chronos, winkelried, coldfire, manhattan & CO. **jally** In which Coldy attemtps to install ADSL. **Coldfire** Sorry Coldy hun I can’t let this go…please forgive me **techchick68** Freddy’s back, and stalking Coldfire as he sleeps restlessly **Dr\_Paprika** Coldfire is an oppressive Nazi mod outside his own forum!! **cooldude** Faster than a speeding moderator - a tribute to coldy **reprise** Coldfire is a JERK **Pit Meister** Coldfire, you’re a liar. **Mu Mu** Coldfire, you got some ‘splainin’ to do! **dropzone** Ok Coldfire, you stupid FUCK **drainthelizard** what the hell are you doing coldfire? **bj0rn** Coldfire, get off of Lumpy’s back! **Canthearya** **manhattan** 19 Manhattan, do you know crap about ripping music? **UnuMondo** Can Manhatten Swear When Closing A Thread in GQ? **SandWriter** Manhattan is a Ding-Dong **mister\_me** Manhattan has a Ding-Dong **CrankyAsAnOldMan** I loathe Manhattan… **SkipMagic** Manhatten ??? **CWN** chronos, winkelried, coldfire, manhattan & CO. **jally** manhattan a nazi? **jjason** manhattan & GQ drug threads **neutron star** Manhattan closed my thread **Scylla** manhatten closes perfectly reasonable thread **zuma** manhattan the madhatter **grienspace** Manhattan, A Moment Please? **Zenster** is manhattan a nazi? **jjason** I think it’s time manhattan “took some time off” **Shut Up And Party** manhattan closing GQ threads **RainbowDragon** manhattan, wtf? **MadHatter** Why did everyone RUSH to back up Manhattan? **MadHatter** Bite me gently, Manhattan and Lissener! **Eve** **Lynn Bodoni** 17 Lynn Bodoni, you were right. BUT… **Thunder** I’m sorry Lynn **reprise** Don’t mess with Lynn Bodoni in the near future **Milossarian** Lynn Bodoni: Did I miss something? **Du\_Hast** Arturo’s open letter to Lynn, et al **ArturoBandini** Lynn, please read this one. **Monty** Lynn Bodoni, a question. **Enderw24** Lynn Bodoni, get in here! **Weirddave** Lynn- **inor** Lynn Bodoni **tramtwo** Lynn Bodoni, where are you? **drainthelizard** Lynn Bodoni **aha** Lynn Bodini - study wrecker or Sentinel exposed. **Sentinel The** Regarding Lynn Bodoni **sdimbert** Aww, Lynn… **agisofia** Lynn Bodoni **Abner Normal** Bodoni Blows It! **Satan** **UncleBeer** 14 Three cheers for UncleBeer! **astro** Not really an UncleBeer flame, but… **Harald Bluetooth** Hey, UncleBeer, You’re Laughable **plnnr** Goddamnit, UncleBeer!!! **OpalCat** UncleBeer, I am mildly disturbed by one of your thread closures **Dewey Cheatem Undhow** UncleBeer **Libertarian** UncleBeer: If you would… **Oicu812** Unclebeer **WEW** UncleBeer - I’m calling you out. **dubbele** Hey UncleBeer, we don’t need your overofficiousness in a time of crisis! **Lizard** Hey UncleBeer, explain? **relic\_11** UncleBeer - What’s your problem? **Pit Meister** Thanks A Lot UncleBeer **24KaratGold** The trouble with uncles and beer **JoeyBlades** **Eutychus** 14 Eutychus!!! **Q.E.D.** Euty, you ass! **Eutychus** Euty, what the hell is wrong with you?!!! **Biggirl** Eutychus, what do you mean? **SmileyDeath** Eutychus Voodoo thread **Scylla** What Crawled Up Eutychus’s Ass? **John487** Oh, Mr Eutychus, could you explain why you locked my thread? **dropzone** Euty, please reconsider your choice of words **Weirddave** Ok Euty, if you insist, I will apoligize… **Daemon** Euty, Politcal Correctness, and “gratuitous” **samclem** Eutychus55 Gets Pissy **Eutychus55** Euty moved my double entendre thread- what a dick **inor** Booker57 - Apologize to Euty **Anthracite** Euty, the Moderator, is wrong **Danielinthewolvesden** **alphagene** 9 quoting alphagene from “im a ghost” **bj0rn** Alphagene can’t take a girl calling him “dork” **you da man** Corrected rant - Alphagene complains about the word “dork”, WTF? **you da man** Alphagene, Prepare to Be Anti-Ranted! **Polycarp** alphagene **Danielinthewolvesden** Alphagene: A few points, for the record **Mu Mu** Alphagene is new co-mod of the Pit **Ed Zotti** I apologize to Alphagene **Rysdad** Alphagene: What MPSIMS Chicks can attack him with! **Byzantine** **David B** 7 Buh-bye (or, thank you again, David B) **Dragon Ash** David B, I’d like to discuss something with you. **Airman Doors, USAF** A question for David B, Gaudere, and MEBuckner **KarlGauss** Do you have your cigarettes yet, David? **Libertarian** a threat from David B.?? **C3** David B. is a sanctimonious, condescending, pompous ass. **Majormd** David B. Is A Patronizing Weasel **Jodi** **Gaudere** 7 A question for David B, Gaudere, and MEBuckner **KarlGauss** Gaudere, December, prejudice, and the record **Abe** Minty green is a hypocrite, and Gaudere was wrong **struct** Very well, Gaudere **Screwtape** Gaudere, You Ignorant slut **kaylasdad99** Gaudere should resign or be replaced. **Libertarian** For Gaudere **Polycarp** **bibliophage** 6 Dear Bibliophage… **The Great Gazoo** calling bibliophage to the mat **k2dave** Hey bibliophage? **red\_dragon60** bibliophage, what’s the problem with this? **Airman Doors, USAF** Please explain yourself Bibliophage. **justwannano** The obligatory “DrMatrix and bibliophage are evil scumsucking fascists!” thread **RTFirefly** **MEBuckner** 6 A question for David B, Gaudere, and MEBuckner **KarlGauss** MeBuckner–Rules clarification request **grienspace** Damn you MEBuckner! **rsa** An apology to MEBuckner **Libertarian** My apologies to Sweet Willy and MEBuckner **zev\_steinhardt** MEBUCKNER/ ideal high school/vision **jacksen9** **Cecil Adams** 6 Is Cecil a sea serpent? **Libertarian** Cecil Adams: I’m not impressed **Libertarian** Why are smarties like Cecil and I such lousy administrators. **AcidKid** Cecil??? What is wrong with you? Are you dead? **Quisling** Cecil is a FAG, or… **SexNazi** What can Cecil do to me? **RM Mentock** **Czarcasm** 5 Czarcasm, a moment of your time please **astro** Excuse me Czarcasm, a sec please **stuffinb** Harumph to the Czar of Casm! **warmgun** Thanks Czarcasm **eunoia** When Czarcasm Becomes Invective **Libertarian** **TubaDiva** 5 Confused and chastened by Tubadiva **Scylla** Tuba, can you be more specific, please? **pldennison** TubaDiva **Libertarian** Sorry but, uh Tuba? **Democritus** Oh Please, Tuba **OpalCat** **John Corrado** 4 John Corrado, Dont Be Such A Jerk **djf750** Dear John Corrado **aha** Mr. Corrado… a word please? **Feynn** John Corrado, huh? **Rysdad** **Ukulele Ike** 3 Don’t be such a Jerk, Ukulele Ike **lee** Ukulele Ike Sucks! **Athena** You asked for it, Ukelele Ike. **Hamadryad** **Arnold Winkelried** 3 Arnold, what do I have to do to get an e-mail from you? **femtosecond** Arnold’s cute odd little hot button **leadingspokesdrinker** Arnold Winkelried is a Nazi Bastard **Number Six** **Chronos** 3 chronos, winkelried, coldfire, manhattan & CO. **jally** No Chronos, mp3s aren’t illegal **Chas.E** Chronos, you’ve made an ass of yourself. **Mr. Cynical** **C K Dexter Haven** 2 Okay I lied…C K Dexter Haven I have a problem **techchick68** C K Dexter Haven is nothin’ but trouble **dropzone** **DrMatrix** 1 The obligatory “DrMatrix and bibliophage are evil scumsucking fascists!” thread **RTFirefly** **Cajun Man** 1 Cajun Man, please consider re-opening this thread or one like it. **KidCharlemagne** **Nickrz** 1 Nickrz - Troll or Moderator **HeadlessCow** **TVeblen** 0 ---
**Author:** ![lonelocust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lonelocust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lonelocust)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/2 "2003-02-25T14:44:27Z")
I would suggest starving and prodding with a pointed stick to get TVeblen into shape. You can’t just direct all your anger at family and friends, some of it has to go here. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/3 "2003-02-25T14:51:49Z")
A lot of those threads are the oh-so-pathetic “fake pittings”, you know. “Look at me! Look at me! I can play the old, tired joke thread jape too!” :rolleyes: If you want a true count, you’ll have to go through them and find out how many are serious. And I’d award double points for the truly _nasty_ ones too, if I were you. And five points for that **lee** - **Ike** one. Phewee! pan ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/4 "2003-02-25T14:54:48Z")
Fuck. Forgot this one: **Ed Zotti** 7 Question for (gulp)Ed Zotti or a Admin **yojimbo** Every poster question…(aka, ed zotti is a moron) **st1d** Ed Zotti - if you want some unsolicited advice (and who doesn’t?) **Piano** Cease Fire is at hand in the Troll Wars, If ED ZOTTI agrees. **troll23094** Mr. Ed Zotti told me to fuck myself for having a . as a name. Goodbye Mr. Z. SCUM! **.** Ed Zotti **aha** Praise for Ed Zotti **Mr Socko** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/5 "2003-02-25T14:57:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \* > \*\*… **Nickrz** 1 > > Nickrz - Troll or Moderator **HeadlessCow** > \*\* Who? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/6 "2003-02-25T15:00:07Z")
Look, **kabbes** , I’m not going to try to assess which of them are fake. Often it’s obvious. **Euty** pits **Euty**. **Coldy** pits **Coldy**. And some of them obviously aren’t pittings at all: “Alphagene is new co-mod of the Pit” **Ed Zotti** The list consists of pit threads _about_ mods/admins/perfect masters. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/7 "2003-02-25T15:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*Who? \*\* Learn your history, boy. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/8 "2003-02-25T15:08:04Z")
Sorry, **Mangetout** , that was an inappropriate response. **Nickrz** is an ex-mod. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/9 "2003-02-25T15:09:42Z")
Plus, not only do those include nonacrimonious threads, it only shows the Pit threads with the moderator name in the title. As of right now there are 11599 Pit threads. Who wants to take a look at each and every one to get an accurate count? What? No volunteers? ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/10 "2003-02-25T15:12:55Z")
What do expect from the leisure class? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/11 "2003-02-25T15:15:30Z")
Holy Heisenberg, Desmostyles, by starting this thread you’ve moved TVeblen from a zero to a one! Your OP is thus partially invalidated. HAH! ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/12 "2003-02-25T15:19:54Z")
I was perfectly aware of that, **2trew** , and that was in fact the reason for my putting “ **TVeblen** ” in the thread title. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/13 "2003-02-25T15:21:27Z")
Oooh, paradox. By starting the thread, **Desmo** has made the thread unnecessary, so it shouldn’t have been started but then it _was_ of “value” (sorry for quotation marks, but you know what I mean) and so _should_ be started. Help! pan ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/14 "2003-02-25T15:21:40Z")
Drat, my ever-so-serious argument, refuted! I’ll get you yet, and your little dog too! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/15 "2003-02-25T15:26:56Z")
Yowza! And I didn’t even have to start it! (Of course it’s for being a flagrant weenie, but technicalities…) Now all the other moderaters will _have_ to let me join in their reindeer games! Veb [sub]::palms a piece of folded paper to Desmostylus:: Thanks, pal. Here’s the twen…uh, name of the dry cleaner I promised ya.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/16 "2003-02-25T15:27:45Z")
TVeblen is a flagrant weenie!! and we love her for it! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/17 "2003-02-25T15:34:16Z")
Congrats, **Veb** , on losing your Pit virginity! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/18 "2003-02-25T15:34:50Z")
note, too that the pit count thread for **manny** is likely to be incorrect, since they didn’t count threads with “ **manny** ” in the title. (I’m pullin’ for ya hun!) ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/19 "2003-02-25T15:43:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\*note, too that the pit count thread for **manny** is likely to be incorrect, since they didn’t count threads with “ **manny** ” in the title. > > (I’m pullin’ for ya hun!) \*\* Fair enough. **manhattan** 22 Manny, you’re such a popular guy (or, isn’t it about time for another spelling rant?) **featherlou** Manny, why was this a bad thread? **SuaSponte** Manny sold out to Giuliani! **Spider** Closes the gap with **Coldfire** significantly. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/20 "2003-02-25T15:56:53Z")
Some of these threads date from before they were Mods. Given that, I’m not terribly surprised **Coldfire** leads the group. _Before_ he became a Mod he really was an insufferably arrogant jerk. (I started one of the threads listed, under a different name.) But he’s cleaned up considerably. 🙂 A lot of the people who started these threads have been banned, too. Some people just don’t know when to quit. The froth of rightous indignation some people (including myself) have worked themselves into, and the lengths to which they will go, seem almost surreal to me now. Probably because I actually have a life now, complete with a sense of perspective of where this Board fits into the greater scheme of things. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398.md?page=2)