# Mod Nazi Rankings - TVeblen is a loser **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398 "2003-02-25T14:38:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/41 "2003-02-26T07:43:51Z")
And don’t forget (now known as Czarcasm) Slythe: What’s this guy’s problem? **Rousseau** Dammit, **you** learn your history, Desmostylus! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/42 "2003-02-26T08:06:26Z")
I’ll revise the counts. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mkl12 \* > \*\*You didn’t count > > chronos, winkelried, coldfire, manhattan & CO. jally > > for Arnold. \*\* Okay. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder_ > **Where’s JillGat? (If you’re including exes).** **JillGat** 3 Question for JillGat **warmgun** I’m calling you out on this, JillGat! **javaman** WHY JILL GATES IS A BIG FAT JERK. **Tom Dark** > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Netbrian_ > **Or how about, if we’re going fairly obscure, jdavis?** **jdavis** 0 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Gyan9_ > **Shouldn’t this be 1 ?** Okay. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Troy McClure SF_ > \*\*And don’t forget > > (now known as Czarcasm) > Slythe: What’s this guy’s problem? Rousseau > > Dammit, you learn your history, Desmostylus! \*\* Okay. Modified list: **Coldfire** 25 **manhattan** 22 **Lynn Bodoni** 17 **UncleBeer** 14 **Eutychus** 14 **alphagene** 9 **David B** 7 **Gaudere** 7 **Ed Zotti** 7 **bibliophage** 6 **MEBuckner** 6 **Cecil Adams** 6 **Czarcasm** 6 **TubaDiva** 5 **John Corrado** 4 **Arnold Winkelried** 4 **Ukulele Ike** 3 **Chronos** 3 **JillGat** 3 **C K Dexter Haven** 2 **DrMatrix** 1 **Cajun Man** 1 **Nickrz** 1 **TVeblen** 1 **jdavis** 0 Looks like someone else needs a Pit Thread. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/43 "2003-02-26T08:08:50Z")
Hey! At least one of those threads is a compliment thread, not a pitting. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/44 "2003-02-26T08:57:25Z")
Yet another list to add to that great time wasting endeavour of mundane pointlessness: [The mods, in alphabetical order](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=130701) 😃 Grim ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/45 "2003-02-26T09:08:34Z")
Anyone who pits **jdavis** will have to go through me first. And my army of hamsters! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/46 "2003-02-26T09:27:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Amateurs. If I was a mod, there’s no question who’d have the most pit threads. > > They think they got something to complain about now… let me tell you… \*\* Ha! You’ll never be a mod. 10 years of freedom is better than 100 years of Scylla-tude. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/47 "2003-02-26T16:05:52Z")
I mis-counted **David B**. It should be: **David B** 12 Buh-bye (or, thank you again, David B) **Dragon Ash** Another clueless newbie bites the dust: a chronology of doom -or-Thank you, DavidB **Libertarian** David B, I’d like to discuss something with you. **Airman Doors, USAF** A question for David B, Gaudere, and MEBuckner **KarlGauss** Do you have your cigarettes yet, David? **Libertarian** Um, DavidB, we’re in here… **Duck Duck Goose** Regarding DavidB **sdimbert** a threat from David B.?? **C3** DavidB should resign or be replaced. **NewtonsApple** Classic DavidB vs Contestant #3 clash in GD **Krispy Original** David B. is a sanctimonious, condescending, pompous ass. **Majormd** David B. Is A Patronizing Weasel **Jodi** Which moves **David B** much further up in the rankings. With a bit more effort from **Squideratrian** , **David B** could be a contender for the top spot. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/48 "2003-02-26T17:14:12Z")
So why haven’t you added **Meiln** to the list? Granted she’s now banned but she **was** a mod here. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/49 "2003-02-26T17:15:16Z")
And I guess it would be nice if I could at least spell **Melin** properly… ---
**Author:** ![Quonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ed655f/32.png) [@Quonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quonk)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/50 "2003-02-26T23:00:13Z")
**Melin** 4 MELIN: The real truth **Alphagene** Melin has been banned **Ed Zotti** I motion for Melin to be voted an honorary best _censored_ **Melin’s Sympathizer** I’m MAD MAD MAD!!! (aka Melin goes ballistic!) **Melin** And there’s a Zotti one you missed (although it doesn’t include any terms anyone would probably have thought to search for): I think MRZOTTI has gone overboard rudeness. That’s why he can’t sell ads. **.** ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/51 "2003-02-27T00:34:21Z")
I think we should have a special listing of mods whose Pit threads have actually made threadspotting! ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/52 "2003-02-27T00:53:15Z")
My God people, are you really flogging the hamsters to find threads from four years ago? I’ll sum it up for you: **David B** is cranky. **Eutychus** is a sweetheart of a guy who couldn’t “earn” a legitimate Pit Thread if he tried for two weeks. **UncleBeer** is a loudmouth. He’s a _smart_ loudmouth, but a loudmouth just the same. **JDavis** is a saint. **Coldfire** is a big smelly jerk. All the rest, especially including **Lynn** and **Tuba** , are hardworking souls who are desperatley underappreciated and just plain peachy. Except for **manhattan**. That guy is just a pain in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/53 "2003-02-27T04:36:41Z")
You can’t lump all the mods into the “Nazi” category, either. There’s Commies, Facists, and Jackbooted Thugs, too. I have trouble remembering who’s in which category, though. The only ones I know for sure are \*\*Coldfire, \*\* who is a Nazi, and \*\*Euty, \*\* who is currently a Jackbooted Thug, but when he grows up he wants to be a Fascist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398/54 "2003-02-27T05:29:50Z")
Y’know, not to sulk or anything, but this whole getting pitted schtick is vastly overrated. In my first, only (and okay, token) pit thread I started out as a loser and only slowly advanced (?) to “peachy”. Gack. Only **jdavis** punched in lower, who enjoys his own unique rating as Tech God And HamsterMeister. Piss _him_ off and he can probably reach right through your monitor to molest your cat, drink all your beer, seduce your loved one and torch your house. ::brightens:: Which, come to think of it, not even **Manny** or **Coldfire** can do. _Stealth mods rule!_ Veb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazi-rankings-tveblen-is-a-loser/157398.md?page=2)