# Mod Nazis pitting members - stats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 7, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754 "2003-07-07T12:46:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/41 "2003-07-08T04:35:29Z")

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::sauntering across **Arnold’s** path::

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/42 "2003-07-08T04:36:36Z")

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- :: crosses **Arnold** ’s path – I don’t saunter across like **wring** 😃 ::\*

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/43 "2003-07-08T04:39:59Z")

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For shame, ARNOLD, mind your tongue! Dash it all, I’ll not stay around this place if I’m to be exposed to rough language such as you employed in your last. Hardly the tone of a _gentleman_. Administrator, indeed.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/44 "2003-07-08T04:40:56Z")

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> _Originally posted by lel \*  
> \*\*\* :I don’t saunter across like **wring** 😃 ::_ \*\*

don’t feel bad, no one saunters like me. 😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/45 "2003-07-08T11:40:19Z")

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Arnold, you’re too chaste to chastise. Do you feel chastened now?

Things You Can Count On, Part 74:

When there’s a “nice” Pit thread, someone will come along to say that either this is the lamest pitting of all time or this is the nicest Pit thread of all time.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/46 "2003-07-08T13:05:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*Blimey! I’m not a blooming Pollyanna. D----d if I’ll stand for this. I’ll be blessed if I can’t chastise a poster as well as any other moderator. The next poster that crosses my path should watch out or I’ll tell him that he had better follow the rules and if he doesn’t like it then he can do the other thing. \*\*

_ **Shodan** wets his pants in terror and hides under his desk._

To the rest of you - you can attempt to suck up to the mods by comparing them to the objects of **your** sick and degraded fantasies, and I will compare them to mine. So there.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/47 "2003-07-08T16:52:35Z")

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This isn’t just about sucking up, you know.

Some of us are in it for the money.

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**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/48 "2003-07-08T18:59:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by teleute12 \*  
> \*\*"Dear Cecil,
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> I was driving on the parkway to get a new cat, composing my letter to you about the third word ending in -gry, when on the radio came news about the war in Iraq, and I was so excited that we’re escalating the war that I hit someone in my car and now I’m facing the death penalty. Where did I go wrong?" \*\*

😃 That was hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mod-nazis-pitting-members-stats/186754/49 "2003-07-21T02:31:50Z")

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Don’t forget to add, “P.S., I’m from Baltimore.”

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