** Point taken. Note: if someone isn’t familiar with any logics, having a discussion with them is pointless at best.
Dude, if we just agreed… pinch me. 
Let me go get my Jaws of Life…
In the meantime, consider: the average person is generally more familiar with English than any formal logic, and even considering how ambiguously English is often used, they will be much more likely to understand a claim made in a natural language than an unnatural one.
It’s generally most effective when one wishes to appear unnecessarily pedantic and/or anal-retentive.