# Moderate Michelle Bachmann: "I'm advising Wonderful Donald on foreign policy!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [August 22, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673 "2016-08-22T21:24:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![basquebromance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecb155/32.png) [@basquebromance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basquebromance)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/1 "2016-08-22T21:24:55Z")
we are saved! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/2 "2016-08-22T21:29:04Z")
> [@basquebromance](#): > > we are saved! šŸ˜ƒ She will make sure that [Donald Trumpā€™s Jews](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michelle-bachmann-donald-trump-christmas_us_5786ea72e4b03fc3ee4f478f)will be able to say ā€œMerry Christmasā€ again! God be praised, that must a big relief to his Jews! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/3 "2016-08-22T21:43:07Z")
You know a lot of people have said Donald Trump gags his Jews so they canā€™t speak. He maybe sometimes shoves rags into their mouths. I wonā€™t say that personally. But there are some people who do. Does he beat his Jews too? I donā€™t know. But why canā€™t his Jews say ā€œMerry Christmas?ā€ Thatā€™s a fair question. Do you know? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/4 "2016-08-22T21:58:27Z")
I know this may be considered thread shitting by some but I must say that this is the lamest, laziest and most content free OP Iā€™ve seen in a while in the olā€™ Elections forum. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/5 "2016-08-22T22:00:37Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > ā€¦lamest, laziest and most content free ā€¦ Just like Michelle! ---
**Author:** ![basquebromance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecb155/32.png) [@basquebromance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basquebromance)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/6 "2016-08-22T22:06:03Z")
speaking of Jews, popular Lebanese Druze leader Wiam Wahhab said he supports Wonderful Donald ā€œbecause heā€™s not owned by the Jews!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![basquebromance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecb155/32.png) [@basquebromance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basquebromance)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/7 "2016-08-22T22:07:06Z")
Lyin Carnalk is an arrogant douchebag! ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/8 "2016-08-22T22:17:24Z")
Just try to include a link, quote or some kind of paragraph in your threads and my arrogance will be less on display. ---
**Author:** ![basquebromance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecb155/32.png) [@basquebromance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basquebromance)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/9 "2016-08-22T22:27:06Z")
look it up, lazy whore! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/10 "2016-08-22T22:30:54Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Just try to include a link, quote or some kind of paragraph in your threads and my arrogance will be less on display. [Michele Bachmann Says Sheā€™s Advising Trump On Foreign Policy, Because Why Not](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-donald-trump_us_57b9f46be4b0b51733a41614) My guess is Trump got tired of feeling dumb whenever he spoke with foreign policy experts. So he told his staff to find him a foreign policy expert who would make him feel smart. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/11 "2016-08-22T22:35:46Z")
A nitpick: Michele Bachmann spells her name with one l. She says she changed it because she didnā€™t want the word ā€œhellā€ in her name. Okay, I made that last part up. But it sounds like something she would say. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/12 "2016-08-22T22:55:06Z")
Thread closed. No serious discussion in OP. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2016, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderate-michelle-bachmann-im-advising-wonderful-donald-on-foreign-policy/763673/13 "2016-08-22T22:58:15Z")
> [@basquebromance](#): > > Lyin Carnalk is an arrogant douchebag! > [@basquebromance](#): > > look it up, lazy whore! šŸ˜‰ This is a Warning to not insult posters outside The BBQ Pit. [/Moderating]