# Moderator **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 29, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684 "2001-08-29T13:00:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/1 "2001-08-29T13:00:59Z")
[Moderator](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84249), Well could ya help me make this post? See, I don’t know the forum that it goes in I posted in GD but I was told it was wrong, you see? It was a masterpiece and then you stuck your nose in. Isn’t that the way they say it goes? Well let’s forget all that And just unlock my thread if you can find it So I can show just how wise I am and to show I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to take it well I only wish my words could just convice anybody else That it just wasn’t junk And that it’s what I really thunk. Moderator, could you help me make this post Well, I won’t listen to the advice that you just gave me I don’t have a clue, but that, you knew I’ll use it’s closing as an excuse to rave, see? Fenris Croce ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/2 "2001-08-29T13:04:26Z")
Another gem from **Fenris Dangerous-Quantities-Of-Spare-Time Croce**. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/3 "2001-08-29T16:46:23Z")
And, as always, whither **Fenris** goeth, I must follow: \*Moderator Administration Give me Cecil on the line Moderator Administration I’d like to speak to a friend of mine Oh Straight Dope is the website GD is the Board Cecil is the Man And the Millions are his hoard Moderator Administration Please give me Cecil on the line Moderator Administration Please hurry if you can Oh Moderator Administration Won’t be long before I’m banned Don’t worry 'bout my questions You know it was all a test Just drop me in the Pit And the mob will do the rest Moderator Administration Please give me Cecil on the line Oh yeah…!\* ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/4 "2001-08-29T16:49:31Z")
::digs in pockets for non-childproof Bic lighter:: ::sets on highest possible setting:: \ \<\\> ::sways back and forth to the meter:: Brilliant. Sheer brilliancy. Brilliant brilliantness abounds. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/5 "2001-08-29T17:01:12Z")
::tossing rose petals:: You guys are great ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/6 "2001-08-29T17:17:16Z")
::tosses a couple of dollars in the hat:: gimmie another one! gimmie another one!! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/7 "2001-08-29T17:30:24Z")
once again, **Fenris** (sigh) my hero. It almost makes having nimrods around bearable, since they give you inspiration. Note, I said “almost”. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/8 "2001-08-29T17:40:17Z")
My thread arrived just the other day It came to the board in the usual way But there were beers to drink and no time to think I 'prolly shouldn’t have incuded that porno link. ‘cause it was closed before I knew it, and I got banned to I said “I’m gonna get you, Moderator. You know I’m gonna get you.” Welllll… the puppets in the pit like a bad cartoon throwin’ around shit and threatening doom When you’re going away troll I don’t when but it’ll be a good day then, troll you know it’ll be a good day then ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/9 "2001-08-29T18:16:30Z")
I was a newbie so i gave it a try: “Let’s continue to live and never die.” A fun first post to say the least, In all the dopers I brought out the beast. “How dare you use the word evolve like that”, Then others got pissed when I used the word Phat. Still I post, not minding at all, A little trash talk in the pit makes for a ball. Cause I know inside I’m smart and I’m fun, I love america, hip-hop and my gun. I also love science, and some of that math, So go ahead dopers, sit back and laugh. I’ll still post How I feel and not be ashamed, This Straight Dope Message Board just can’t be tamed. I’m proud to be different and say how I feel, I’ve made a few friends and I know the deal: I handled the goat and even got branded. I did all the clapping push-ups, and did them one handed. So one of these days when your feeling spent, Fear not the responses, just remeber the newbie lament. DaLovin’Dj ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/10 "2001-08-29T19:07:20Z")
Brrrravo to you all!! Bravissimo!! ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderator/78684/11 "2001-08-29T19:17:46Z")
**Fenris** , that’s beautiful. Like a popular thread everyone posts to, you keep getting bumped up to the top of my Most-Admired-Posters list. Your creativity is truly brilliant. I hope you make some money off it someday, if you don’t already. And no, I’m not joking. I’m quite serious. You rule. **Scylla** , my co-worker just asked me why I laughed out loud. That was great! “but it’ll be a good day then, troll” Love it!