# Moderators funniest responses **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425 "2003-01-14T01:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/21 "2003-01-14T23:29:36Z")
So, is Jerk Moderator anything like Jerk Chicken? If so, what spices do I use and how do I cook it? Or should this be in Cafe Society? CJ ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/22 "2003-01-14T23:38:14Z")
I believe it was **TooSexyForMyComputer** who got his status changed to TOO STUPID FOR WORDS Funny stuff! If you can find any of his old posts, his member status is still set as that. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/23 "2003-01-14T23:53:42Z")
My personal favorite, courtesy of [Manhattan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2217973#post2217973): > [@](#): > > As to the GQ thread, I barred you from replying because you are very stupid and could not possibly have a factual answer to the question at hand. [sub]Based on [recent revelations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153491), you realize just how prescient that comment really was… :rolleyes:[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/24 "2003-01-15T00:00:07Z")
This thread is better suited for **In My Humble Opinion**. I’ll move it for you. * * * **Cajun Man** - SDMB Moderator ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/25 "2003-01-15T00:16:49Z")
Well shit \*\* Cajun Man \*\* that wasn’t funny at all. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/26 "2003-01-15T01:46:30Z")
I’m disapointed, Cajun Man. You could’ve at the very _least_ made it “This thread is better suited for In My Humble Opinion. I’ll move it for you, asshat”. Or made some topographical reference to monkeys doin it’. ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/27 "2003-01-15T01:57:07Z")
He’s just jealous 'cuz no one mentioned any of HIS (brilliant) epilogues… ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/28 "2003-01-15T02:31:28Z")
It’s all in the _delivery_, man. When **Cajun Man** typed “I’ll move it for you,” he was playing “Humouresque” on the violin, slipping on a discarded banana peel, and balancing a live seal on the tip of his nose. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/29 "2003-01-15T02:49:46Z")
**Wearia** , I wish you had not mentioned that. I should not have told those lies about Mr. Zotti. I am very happy. I am happy when I move threads. I am happy when I close threads. I am not happy when people do the wrong thing, but then I am happy when I can make things better. I am happy to serve Cecil Adams. Mr. Zotti is a great man. It makes me happy to be a Moderator. Do not believe those silly lies I told you before. We are all treated very well. I am very, very happy. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/30 "2003-01-15T03:15:44Z")
Oh man! Why am I just now reading those threads with **Cleverman**?! Banhattan has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen on SDMB! :: falls over laughing :: ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/31 "2003-01-15T04:51:48Z")
I like MEBuckner’s from [Matrix Ending](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153197). > [@](#): > > Besides, **skaterboarder87** , I won’t lie to you. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground–everyone who has fought a moderator–has died. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/32 "2003-01-15T05:07:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > \*\ ***Wearia** , I wish you had not mentioned that. I should not have told those lies about Mr. Zotti. I am very happy. I am happy when I move threads. I am happy when I close threads. I am not happy when people do the wrong thing, but then I am happy when I can make things better. I am happy to serve Cecil Adams. Mr. Zotti is a great man. It makes me happy to be a Moderator. Do not believe those silly lies I told you before. We are all treated very well. I am very, very happy. \*\* No look, right there in the thread. See it obviously says how your being tortured by the “evil” **Zotti**. Look its all in there. I mean, you don’t say evil but I think we can figure thats what you meant. I think **Zotti** can settle this. I mean its not like you’ve got anything to be afraid of. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/33 "2003-01-15T06:15:53Z")
We got a double whammy just today, in this thread : [Can Manhattan Swear When Closing A Thread in GQ?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=156526) **MEBuckner** gave the response: > [@](#): > > quote:\* > Originally posted by manhattan > NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS IN GENERAL QUESTIONS! THIS IS A FACTUAL FORUM.\* > /quote > > He seems quite capable of swearing to me. > > Question asked and answered! (Manhattan’s response isn’t quite so funny on the face of it, but it’s an entirely appropriate response to the level that thread was being pulled down to.) ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/34 "2003-01-15T17:20:57Z")
From **manhattan** in the thread [Is the STAR TREK transporter an execution chamber?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61518&highlight=fictional) > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Wouldn’t you be dead as a result of this? > > Yes. Because you would be a fictional character, see, and therefore not alive. > > Hope that helps. ---
**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/35 "2003-01-15T17:42:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > **Wearia** , I wish you had not mentioned that. I should not have told those lies about Mr. Zotti. I am very happy. I am happy when I move threads. I am happy when I close threads. I am not happy when people do the wrong thing, but then I am happy when I can make things better. I am happy to serve Cecil Adams. Mr. Zotti is a great man. It makes me happy to be a Moderator. Do not believe those silly lies I told you before. We are all treated very well. I am very, very happy. > > HELP ME!!! PLEASE SEND ME A CAKE WITH A FILE INSIDE. > > Ed, please put down the cattle prod. 😭 I have changed the color on **MEBuckner’s** hidden message for easier viewing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/36 "2003-01-15T18:42:00Z")
Wow. As a total admitted newbie, I have a lot of catching up to do - and this thread has sent me into a crazy maze of followed links. About 14 hours later, and here I am - with no work done! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/37 "2003-01-15T18:57:26Z")
Mate, it’ll only get worse. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/38 "2003-01-16T00:05:59Z")
[Coldfire in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131387&highlight=december+AND+Aids%5B/url) > [@](#): > > … I’d say this thread is in the right forum already, december. Maybe someone more friendly will come along, but I ain’t moving shit. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/39 "2003-01-16T02:03:59Z")
I’ve always enjoyed **Alphagene** ’s wit, who unfortunately doesn’t post as much as he used to. From [this old thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79463): > [@](#): > > Help yourself to a man-sized serving of Get Over It and move along the buffet table, please. He closed the thread with this understated post: > [@](#): > > OK I think we’re about done. > > If you have any further quesions… blah blah… email… blah blah blah… Thanks… blah blah… cooperation… blah. ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425/40 "2003-01-26T15:45:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stockton \* > \*\*He’s just jealous 'cuz no one mentioned any of HIS (brilliant) epilogues… \*\* Okay everyone. I am mentioning **Cajun Man** and his awesome response and joke made in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158917) now closed thread. Pretty damn good if you ask me!😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moderators-funniest-responses/148425.md?page=3)