# Modern Family 4/13/11 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321 "2011-04-14T02:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/21 "2011-04-14T23:04:20Z")
I had trouble believing that even Phil wouldn’t immediately realize that putting his hot wife in an ad that starts with “I can’t be satisfied” would give the wrong impression. But it was still a funny episode. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/22 "2011-04-14T23:12:10Z")
I really liked how Jay and his little brother Donnie’s big “Bonding Moment” was reminiscing about the time when Jay beat the shit out of a bully who was tormenting Donnie back when they were young kids… “I can’t hear no more!” ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/23 "2011-04-14T23:35:17Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > I had trouble believing that even Phil wouldn’t immediately realize that putting his hot wife in an ad that starts with “I can’t be satisfied” would give the wrong impression. But it was still a funny episode. The whole ad had Claire, Phil, Alex, Luke, and Haley on it. I don’t think Phil realized that the whole thing would fit on the van or that it would be formated the way it was. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/24 "2011-04-15T01:50:57Z")
Continue to love this show. They need to put some better shows around it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/25 "2011-04-15T02:26:43Z")
“Happy Endings” was on after it, wasn’t it? We laughed our asses off at that. We really like “Cougar Town,” too. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/26 "2011-04-15T02:30:37Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > I really liked how Jay and his little brother Donnie’s big “Bonding Moment” was reminiscing about the time when Jay beat the shit out of a bully who was tormenting Donnie back when they were young kids… > > “I can’t hear no more!” About the only thing my brother and sister bond over is when he beat the crap out of a kid who stole her bike when we were kids. True story. > [@River\_Hippie](#): > > Continue to love this show. They need to put some better shows around it. They did. It’s called Cougar Town and it comes back next week! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/27 "2011-04-15T03:00:27Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Loved the fact that Claire got hot… Mmmmmm… Claire… hot… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/28 "2011-04-15T08:58:18Z")
> [@Quimby](#): > > About the only thing my brother and sister bond over is when he beat the crap out of a kid who stole her bike when we were kids. True story. Four older brothers. All we reminisce about is beating up neighborhood kids. That part was extremely accurate. “I brought you a PB&J.” “Pear Brie and Jambone! My Favorite!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/29 "2011-04-15T09:54:23Z")
Two words: Bob Fussy. mmm ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/30 "2011-04-15T11:21:09Z")
didn’t gloria’s boobies seem more eye-catching than usual this episode, or was it just me? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/31 "2011-04-15T12:29:16Z")
I think their sheer gravity has caused them to begin to accrete other objects from around the set. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321/32 "2011-04-15T12:46:52Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > didn’t gloria’s boobies seem more eye-catching than usual this episode, or was it just me? Her hair is often styled to frame her decolletage; the episode about riding bikes is the only one I’ve seen where they put a shirt on her that nearly touched her collarbone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-4-13-11/578321.md?page=1)