# Modern Family, April 11, 2012 -- "Election Day"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 12, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-april-11-2012-election-day/618556 "2012-04-12T14:01:09Z")\
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Glorida was brilliant in this episode:

“No one does and don’t ask.”

“There are only three people and nobody has a gun.”

“Obviously she means a squirrel.”

“You dated a Dottie after Deedee?”

“Ehh … why can’t I remember any animal names?”

“I don’t like it. Can’t you just hook me up to some sort of camera?” (while gesturing at her own breasts)

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