# Modern Family, October 2, 2013 -- "Larry's Wife"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 3, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286 "2013-10-03T18:27:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/1 "2013-10-03T18:27:54Z")

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So, what did everyone think of last night’s episode?

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**Author:** ![Sterling\_Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Sterling\_Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterling_Archer)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/2 "2013-10-03T19:01:02Z")

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Just OK. A letdown after the season premier.

Many of the plot points felt like stuff they’ve done before. Cam gets in over his head and needs Mitch to stabilize him. Jay has a temper and has trouble relating to Manny.

The Phil & Claire stuff was mildly entertaining, as was the Alex and Haley situation. (But not showing any of the kids’ poker hands was a huge mistake.)

The baby Joe the bully stuff didn’t work for me at all.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/3 "2013-10-03T20:57:31Z")

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My favorite bit: Dylan expressing relief when he learns that Larry’s wife was a cat. Apparently Dylan was prepared to dig a human-sized grave in the backyard without asking any questions.

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/4 "2013-10-03T21:18:24Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> My favorite bit: Dylan expressing relief when he learns that Larry’s wife was a cat. Apparently Dylan was prepared to dig a human-sized grave in the backyard without asking any questions.

Yeah, I laughed at that, too. Funny!  
Overall, though, the episode did not amuse me as much as the first two of the season.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/5 "2013-10-04T01:52:48Z")

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I think this show’s just about run out of steam. Even Luke doesn’t seem to have any good lines anymore. Glad Larry isn’t dead, though.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/6 "2013-10-04T02:10:47Z")

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I laughed out loud at, “Where would I find a gay Mitchell with your colourization?” and the look on Mitchell’s face.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/7 "2013-10-04T02:24:55Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> I think this show’s just about run out of steam. Even Luke doesn’t seem to have any good lines anymore. Glad Larry isn’t dead, though.

Yup.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/8 "2013-10-04T04:28:29Z")

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All I remember is the continuing demise of Ty Burrell’s eyebrows. His eyes used to be his best feature; now they look over-manicured and prissy.

I realize I’m probably the only person who cares about this.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/9 "2013-10-04T07:15:28Z")

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“I can’t sleep because it is so sunny after they cut the prune tree.”  
“It wasn’t a prune tree, they pruned the tree.”

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/10 "2013-10-04T13:41:54Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> “I can’t sleep because it is so sunny after they cut the prune tree.”  
> “It wasn’t a prune tree, they pruned the tree.”

That entire conversation was hilarious. I know I don’t have the exact words but the gist of it is…

“Sleep with your head at the other end of the bed.”  
“Like I’m going to sleep with my feet on my pillow… and she thinks I’m the stupid one.”

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**Author:** ![Sterling\_Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Sterling\_Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterling_Archer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/11 "2013-10-04T15:14:34Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> My favorite bit: Dylan expressing relief when he learns that Larry’s wife was a cat. Apparently Dylan was prepared to dig a human-sized grave in the backyard without asking any questions.

Ah yeah, that was the best joke of the show. Thanks for the reminder!

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-family-october-2-2013-larrys-wife/670286/12 "2013-10-04T15:50:48Z")

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“How long are you going to need?”

“About an hour.”
