# Modern Last Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-last-names/493647>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 19, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-last-names/493647 "2009-04-19T19:51:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-last-names/493647/21 "2009-04-27T02:28:40Z")

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> [@Redwing](#):
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> I think I’d have to go for something like **Meaningless** or maybe **Name**. I fear, however, to think what the /b tards would saddle future generations with.

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Goatse… 😃

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-last-names/493647/22 "2009-04-28T21:26:15Z")

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**Author:** ![The\_Batman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@The\_Batman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Batman)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/modern-last-names/493647/23 "2009-04-29T01:45:58Z")

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Skylar Dotcom or California Twitter sound like eerily possible names from future generations.

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