# MOIST (heh)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 16, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659 "2008-04-16T22:21:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/41 "2008-04-17T11:56:55Z")
Wrinkle. just think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/42 "2008-04-17T12:13:42Z")
Stipple. The act of dabbing paint on to a surface with one’s nipple? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/43 "2008-04-17T12:18:00Z")
_Play Moisty for Me_ ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/44 "2008-04-17T12:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] _Play Moisty for Me_ [/QUOTE] _… in bed._ ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/45 "2008-04-17T12:32:33Z")
Guffy. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/46 "2008-04-17T13:10:23Z")
I can’t explain it, but there is something vaguely erotic about this thread. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/47 "2008-04-17T13:21:58Z")
Sand… That’s some weird shit right there. Sand, man. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/48 "2008-04-17T13:24:47Z")
Moist in reference to sex makes me \ 😃 Now, “clammy” is a fun word. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/49 "2008-04-17T13:33:09Z")
“Moist” always makes me think of that Eddie Murphy movie – one of the characters he played was an obese middle-aged woman who declared that Barry White or somebody like that “makes me moist!” I think she wore a smock. A stippled smock. In bed. ---
**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/50 "2008-04-17T13:34:20Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Dang, the word even sounds moist. Y’know, I just asked 5 wimmin here that I work with what they thought of the word “moist.” They all looked at me like I was insane. Worse than usual, I mean. And then, years of training kicked in! 'sjust a word innit? [/QUOTE] I don’t know about the women you work with, but if someone out of the blue asked me what I think of \*any \* word, be it moist or squirrel or saunter, I’d look at them like they were insane. And I like the word “spleen.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/51 "2008-04-17T13:34:57Z")
Elbow. Elbow. Elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow. EL BOW ELLLLLLLBoW It makes no sense at all. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/52 "2008-04-17T13:38:51Z")
Macaroni. macaroni mikeandronnie ukelele Did I just blow your mind? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/53 "2008-04-17T13:43:19Z")
You people are just _wrong_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/54 "2008-04-17T14:15:38Z")
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi] Now, “clammy” is a fun word. [/QUOTE] Ewwwwwwwwwwww! You have found the word that makes me cringe. Just thinking about clammy hands - those lukewarm palms, ever-so-slightly damp and sticky, rubbing up against my own . . . :: shudder :: ---
**Author:** ![Labelless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@Labelless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labelless)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/55 "2008-04-17T14:25:30Z")
Smock is still number one in my book. But there is one word that sounds exactly like what it means. Smarmy. Makes you feel dirty doesn’t it? Match it up with kelp and you’re lost in the abyss. Smarmy kelp. ---
**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/56 "2008-04-17T14:26:29Z")
[Doing the Moist Good](http://www.salvationarmy-usaeast.org/SApublish/goodnews/images/article/v23n1_DTMG.jpg) ! At least that’s how my mind interprets it, to my dismay. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/57 "2008-04-17T14:27:39Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] Moist hoist. [/QUOTE] What would you foist on a moist hoist? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/58 "2008-04-17T14:32:58Z")
Clammy … panties. \* hurk \* [Cthulhu](http://www.cthulhu.org/) is probably clammy. And moist. And smells of fish. So then, how does “Noneuclidian” grab everyone? ---
**Author:** ![goldenmean1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@goldenmean1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goldenmean1975)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/59 "2008-04-17T14:33:50Z")
I hate the word “creamy” too. “Moist and creamy” activates my gag reflex. I’ve got that yucky salt water, about to vomit thing going as I type this. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/60 "2008-04-17T14:39:51Z")
People have explored the rhythmic stylings of: moist moist moist moist and smock smock smock smock And there’s no love in this thread yet for SPAM? spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659.md?page=4)