# MOIST (heh)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 16, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659 "2008-04-16T22:21:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/121 "2008-04-19T18:45:24Z")
Shhhh! Don’t say “zesty” so loud! The same brand of salad dressing used to use both “zesty” and “robust” in its advertisements…and we know what happened to “robust”! ::shudder:: Hey, can I borrow that? SPONG SPONG SPOng spong spong spong spong spong spong spong ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/122 "2008-04-20T09:58:39Z")
“the man I marry must know something about etymology” I know lots of stuff about moist insects, but not all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/123 "2008-04-20T10:04:59Z")
I feel as though this thread is pointless enough for me to hijack by pointing out to the world that I just opened a different thread, only to be completely horrified that I had already responded to it but had zero recollection of doing so. My point: drugs (in my case, Ambien specifically) are very dangerous. [sub]somehow I managed to be more coherant than I would be while completely conscious, thankfully this may or may not have been written under the influence of Ambien. I’m pretty sure I ran out last night, but who knows what’s really going on?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/124 "2008-04-20T10:09:45Z")
[QUOTE=T. Slothrop] “the man I marry must know something about etymology” I know lots of stuff about moist insects, but not all of them. [/QUOTE] Into buggery, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/125 "2008-04-20T10:11:22Z")
[QUOTE=Br’er Lapin] I feel as though this thread is pointless enough for me to hijack by pointing out to the world that I just opened a different thread, only to be completely horrified that I had already responded to it but had zero recollection of doing so. My point: drugs (in my case, Ambien specifically) are very dangerous. [sub]somehow I managed to be more coherant than I would be while completely conscious, thankfully this may or may not have been written under the influence of Ambien. I’m pretty sure I ran out last night, but who knows what’s really going on?[/sub] [/QUOTE] Not one of those words in inherently funny. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/126 "2008-04-20T10:31:58Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] Not one of those words in inherently funny. ☹ [/QUOTE] Way to totally screw up my hijack. [sub]snausages[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/127 "2008-04-20T10:37:23Z")
[QUOTE=Br’er Lapin] Way to totally screw up my hijack. [sub]snausages[/sub] [/QUOTE] You’re getting close with “snausages.” ---
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/128 "2008-04-20T11:47:27Z")
Where is the love for Molybdenum? Mooooooooooleeeeeeeeendeeeeeeeummmmmm? Moist molybdenum fish smocks anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/129 "2008-04-20T22:21:38Z")
Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod ok, now, with the understanding that “cod” is English slang for “The Naughty Bits Of A Man” let’s try … _battered_ cod ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/130 "2008-04-21T00:34:32Z")
Those of you stringing together “moist” and “panties” as words you can’t stand: do I know you? There was this girl I went to undergrad with. She mentioned that three words she absolutely hated were “moist,” “panties,” and “chunks.” After a brief silence, the obvious response came: “So… you’re saying you don’t like moist chunks in your panties?” ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/131 "2008-04-21T01:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Elbow. > > Elbow. > > Elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow elbow. > > EL BOW > > ELLLLLLLBoW > > It makes no sense at all. HEY, I resemble that remark. Take it back, take it back, take it back! Bendy, pointy and make great weapons - elbows. (And moist always makes me think of the jungle. It’s just so, not damp exactly, humid isn’t quite enough…MOIST that’s what it is!) ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659/132 "2008-04-27T15:35:30Z")
[Moist is the word.](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj107/quorumangelorum/moististheword.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/moist-heh/445659.md?page=6)