# Molosters

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 10, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143 "2000-05-10T18:26:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SockPuppet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@SockPuppet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SockPuppet)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/22 "2000-05-16T14:44:50Z")

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A **Troll** is a regurlar poster or a sock puppet who disagrees with you. You must shout him down if you are a **Troll Buster, another form of troll**.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/23 "2000-05-16T15:17:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> A **Troll** is a regurlar poster or a sock puppet who disagrees with you. \*\*.  
> \*\*

No its not.

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**Author:** ![SockPuppet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@SockPuppet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SockPuppet)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/24 "2000-05-16T15:20:20Z")

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**Troll! Troll! Troll!**

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**Author:** ![SockPuppet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@SockPuppet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SockPuppet)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/25 "2000-05-16T15:32:07Z")

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And on a lighter note, now that I’ve shouted at the troll…  
**Awww…**

**Garfield’s Mother’s Day strip** is:

Jon: Nobody understands me!  
Jon: Not you! [Garfield]  
Jon: And not you! [Odie]  
Jon: Oh, maybe my sock puppet understands me a **little**.  
Jon: But not you guys! [Jon leaves]  
Garfield: And that’s a good thing, right, Odie? [Odie is still clueless]

If you missed it, wait until about 5/26/00 or so and it will appear here under:  
\*\*5/12/00http://www.garfield.com/comics/pages/index.html \*\*

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**Author:** ![SockPuppet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@SockPuppet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SockPuppet)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/26 "2000-05-16T15:36:53Z")

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What happened? I previewed, honest!

The link again:

\*\*5/12/00 [http://www.garfield.com/comics/pages/index.html](http://www.garfield.com/comics/pages/index.html) \*\*

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/27 "2000-05-26T18:02:21Z")

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you got it.)

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/28 "2000-05-28T18:05:53Z")

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This boost’s also for you chiefwahoo. Now what do you have to say about it?

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/29 "2000-05-28T22:40:04Z")

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I don’t remember asking for a boost. Unless **tshirts** meant [this post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25582)  
And BTW, when I played rugby, boosting was illegal.::mutters:: damn lazy kids these days.

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**Author:** ![X-files](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/76d3ee/32.png) [@X-files](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X-files)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/30 "2000-05-29T00:39:38Z")

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Some things I thought were going to be generic but turned out to be only here were the board bbreviations:

ATMB ~ About This Message Board  
CCC ~ Comments on Cecil’s Columns (sounded like a govt. dept.)  
CMA ~ Comments on Mailbag Answers (sounded like hardware)  
GQ ~ General Questions (It made no sense as the magazine)  
GD ~ Great Debates (thought it was swearing)  
IMHO ~ In My Humble Opinion (sounded like a non-board term)  
MPSIMS ~ (still have no idea about this one)  
BBQ or Pit ~ The BBQ Pit

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/31 "2000-05-29T01:00:13Z")

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Oat Willie insisted that I would find the answer to “What is a Troll?” in this thread, but so far all I’ve learned (essentially) is that a troll is someone who disagrees with you. Clever, but isn’t that also the definition for several other words as well (ie asshole, prick, dumbass, unsophisticated moron)?

By the way X-Files, MPSIMS = Mudane Pointless Stuff I Must Share … you knew that right?

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**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/32 "2000-05-29T02:32:42Z")

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So who is a moloster? We have this word, but no actual use yet.

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**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/33 "2000-05-29T17:11:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> So who is a moloster? We have this word, but no actual use yet.  
> \*\*

Here’s my [humiliating proof](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23081&pagenumber=2) that I am a moloster.

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**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/34 "2000-06-14T02:42:01Z")

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Well, I’ve seen **middlebie** a few times now, so I guess this site coined a word.

I always am careful to say I’m “middle aged”, even though retired, not because I think I’ll live twice my years, but my old mother still thinks she’s “middle aged” and I don’t have the heart to break her little fiction by admitting older than she does.

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**Author:** ![\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/3ec8ea/32.png) [@\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_SILENT-BOB_NOT_REALLY)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/35 "2000-06-29T01:17:45Z")

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:wally

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/36 "2000-11-19T03:12:03Z")

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I guess it’s time to boost this again, now that there’s this thread:  
\*\* [And The King Of The Molosters is… - Green Bean](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47142)\*\*

Like in politics, what goes around keeps going around.  
(or is that like in contagious diseases? 😕 )

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/37 "2000-11-19T12:44:41Z")

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Now if I were attempting, quite deliberately, to be the last person to post in this thread I would be described as a moloster.

…but I’m not so don’t hold back folks…

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/38 "2000-11-19T21:06:58Z")

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Oh come on there, don’t do this to me!

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**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/39 "2000-11-19T23:40:22Z")

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well i see that you also finished off the thread cited up there claimed originaly by greenbean so is this your goal to be the moloster of all time

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**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/40 "2000-11-19T23:41:40Z")

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well if it weren’t for me you’d  
::fades out::

what a world  
what a world

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/41 "2001-11-24T05:01:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SockPuppet \*  
> \*\*A **Troll** is a regurlar poster or a sock puppet who disagrees with you. \*\*

Just for the record, this is NOT a definition of a troll!!!  
Disaggreeing can be quite fun when it is done intelligently, and is certainly welcome here. A troll is someone who comes on a message board with sole purpose of disrupting it.

Just wanted to clear that up.

(since I arrived at this thread by following links, does this end my many month absense from MPSIMS? Naaah)

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