# Molosters **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143 "2000-05-10T18:26:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/42 "2001-11-24T05:16:28Z")
[hijack]I’d just compared the dates to the first post and the one right above mine… all I can say is :eek:![/hijack] carry on… [sub]just to get back on track a little, will this post turn me into a moloster?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/43 "2001-11-24T10:13:38Z")
yes it will, er…no it won’t ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/44 "2001-11-24T10:19:22Z")
darn. Guess I’ll just deny that rank to **casdave** , then… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/45 "2001-11-24T20:26:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > \*\*I’d just compared the dates to the first post and the one right above mine… all I can say is :eek:! :eek: OMG, but how can this be? I know, I must’ve been abducted by aliens, (you know, lost time and all). A thread ain’t dead till it’s locked or archived instead. (gotta run to the head, raisin bran breakfast in bed) ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/46 "2001-11-24T21:00:42Z")
I’m just impressed that there are four (count’em, FOUR) different banned posters in this thread. [ul] [li]NTM[/li][li]SockPuppet[/li][li]X-files[/li][li]SILENT BOB-NOT REALLY[/li][/ul] I mean, that’s gotta be some kind of record, right? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/47 "2001-11-25T00:01:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by annalamerino \* > **Wall Humping** The act of rubbing one’s thigh against a priximity card reader to unlock a secure doore without removing the card from your pocket. (If you’ve never seen this one, you’re in for a treat. It is so funny to watch.) Cool. I have to hump the wall every day to get into my office. I normally just tell people our security system involves biometric ass-scanners. Glad to know there’s an Official Word for it now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/48 "2001-11-25T01:13:33Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by annalamerino \* > Wall Humping: The act of rubbing one’s thigh against a priximity card reader to unlock a secure doore without removing the card from your pocket. (If you’ve never seen this one, you’re in for a treat. It is so funny to watch.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > Cool. I have to hump the wall every day to get into my office. I normally just tell people our security system involves biometric ass-scanners. Glad to know there’s an Official Word for it now. 😃 \*\* My hubby adds one more twist to this little maneuver. He twists his right hip towards the scanner and then does this little wiggle/jump, because the scanner is located about six inches above his hip line. He also says that about 3/4 of the people in his office use this same technique. Just envisioning about 750 people walking into this building every day and using this technique just boggles the mind. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/49 "2001-11-25T07:40:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by annalamerino \* > > **Wall Humping** The act of rubbing one’s thigh against a priximity card reader to unlock a secure doore without removing the card from your pocket. (If you’ve never seen this one, you’re in for a treat. It is so funny to watch.) > > Cool. I have to hump the wall every day to get into my office. I normally just tell people our security system involves biometric ass-scanners. Glad to know there’s an Official Word for it now. 😃 \*\* Me, I keep my scanner card in my front pocket, so I jump up and just kinda slam into the wall face first. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/50 "2001-11-25T20:21:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tshirts \* > **I guess it’s time to boost this again, now that there’s this thread: > [And The King Of The Molosters is… - Green Bean](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47142)** [list][list][list][list] **Yeah, well watch this!** [list]🆒 [sup]abbra, kadabbra[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/51 "2001-11-25T20:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by kniz \* > [ul][list][list][list] **Yeah, well watch this!** > [list]🆒 [sup]abbra, kadabbra[/sup] > [/ul][/list][/list][/list][/list]_\* [ul][list][list][list]Oh Christ, not this again. [list]:rolleyes:[/ul][/list][/list][/list][/list] ---
**Author:** ![softy\_softy\_catchy\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@softy\_softy\_catchy\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/softy_softy_catchy_monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/52 "2001-11-29T02:41:29Z")
I don’t get it…you weren’t hoping to post last were you? That’s impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/53 "2001-11-29T03:05:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by softy softy catchy monkey \* > \*\*you weren’t hoping to post last were you? > That’s impossible. \*\* No it isn’t. Ahem. … All your base are belong to – **gunshot** ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143/54 "2001-11-29T04:02:14Z")
Moloster isn’t a word. Hmmph. Post killers indeed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/molosters/19143.md?page=2)