# Momma, momma... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2002, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509 "2002-07-30T11:21:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/1 "2002-07-30T11:21:44Z")
… why am I running around in circles? “Shut up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/2 "2002-07-30T11:22:53Z")
… what’s a werewolf? “Shut up and comb your face!” ---
**Author:** ![shorin-ryu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shorin-ryu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shorin-ryu)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/3 "2002-07-30T12:28:45Z")
…I hate my baby brother! “Shut up and just eat the noodles!” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/4 "2002-07-30T12:51:48Z")
Why couldn’t we just drive to Grandma’s? “shut up and keep swimming.” ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/5 "2002-07-30T12:56:37Z")
“…I wanted a _cookie_!” “Shut up and eat your crouton” ```auto "...that siren hurts my ears." "Shut up keep running!" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/6 "2002-07-30T13:20:21Z")
why is daddy running across the yard? “Shut up and reload” * * * Pretty gross what happened to daddy’s scabs? “Shut up and eat your cornflakes” ---
**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/7 "2002-07-30T17:37:35Z")
… daddy’s on fire! Quick, get the marshmallows! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/8 "2002-07-30T17:54:45Z")
I’m drowning! Shut up or I’ll flush it again. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/9 "2002-07-30T22:50:40Z")
…just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead. Mommaaaaa, ooooooeeeeoooo… Oh, wait. Sorry. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/10 "2002-07-30T23:37:31Z")
forget your pies, have faith they won’t grow cold… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/11 "2002-07-31T02:08:20Z")
…give me a spoon. Daddy threw up, and Junior’s gettin’ all the big pieces. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/12 "2002-07-31T03:06:16Z")
Don’t let your babies, babies grow up to be cowboys, cowboys… Oh… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/13 "2002-07-31T03:59:57Z")
Gee, **hh** , you _are_ old. ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/14 "2002-07-31T04:10:26Z")
Like you don’t remember? (I know, you asked your parents, right?) ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/15 "2002-07-31T04:13:46Z")
Hey, I’m a certified geezer–never denied it. ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/16 "2002-07-31T05:27:57Z")
Too bad you missed the hijack of a previous **Cheifscott** OP… How about a new rule: All OP’s by **Cheifscott** _MUST_ be hijacked into threads re. 60’s - 70’s pop music? ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/17 "2002-07-31T07:55:36Z")
Where’s Pappa going with that ack ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/momma-momma/121509/18 "2002-07-31T13:47:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > **Don’t let your babies, babies grow up to be cowboys, cowboys…** Alvin: Chipmunks Dave: Alvin!