# "Mommy, isn't he just \*dreamy\*?"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 19, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594 "2009-04-19T04:06:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/21 "2009-04-19T15:27:32Z")

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I liked Michael Jackson and Donnie Osmond. They were my age, and they were _hawt_! Gag. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/22 "2009-04-19T15:31:33Z")

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Vince Edwards from Ben Casey. He was the shit. [Ben Casey - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Casey)

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/23 "2009-04-19T17:25:52Z")

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Bob Denver as Gilligan. Now that would’ve been more respectable if it had been when he was Dobie Gillis…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/24 "2009-04-19T18:24:12Z")

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For me it was Jerry Lewis. Of course that was back in the early 50s, when he was partners with Dean Martin. And he was skinny.

I then outgrew him and went on to Dick Van Dyke.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/25 "2009-04-19T18:25:15Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> Bob Denver as Gilligan. Now that would’ve been more respectable if it had been when he was Dobie Gillis…

I’ll fight you for Maynard G. Krebbs. Death match, fer sure.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/26 "2009-04-19T18:26:01Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> Bob Denver as Gilligan. Now that would’ve been more respectable if it had been when he was Dobie Gillis…

Bob Denver was not Dobie Gillis; he was Maynard G. Krebs. Dwayne Hickman was Dobie Gillis.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/27 "2009-04-19T18:52:25Z")

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Michael J. Fox. I think I was about nine or ten. I used to bug my mother to rent “Back to the Future” and/or “Teen Wolf” every weekend.

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/28 "2009-04-19T19:53:49Z")

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Mine was the green Power Ranger, when I was seven or so. Missing an episode generally led to crying.

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/29 "2009-04-19T20:03:44Z")

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Sting, when he was still in the Police. I would have been 12 or 13.

I also had up on my bedroom wall a magazine ad for some weightlifting or exercise machine with a delightful shirtless fellow, his face turned in shadow. He took up most of the page, and I cut off all the ad copy at the bottom, so there was nothing left but pretty muscles.

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**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/30 "2009-04-19T20:16:31Z")

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Valerie Bertinelli in the One Day at a Time TV show. I wanted her BAD.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/31 "2009-04-19T20:19:45Z")

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Michael Landon, of Little Joe fame on Bonanza. Not that goody-two shoes Charles Ingalls.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/32 "2009-04-19T21:01:57Z")

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Luke Skywalker. I was _all about_ Luke Skywalker.

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/33 "2009-04-19T21:17:33Z")

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Ironically Luke Skywalker was in an episode with Valerie Bertinelli on **One Day at a Time**.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/34 "2009-04-19T21:31:02Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> Dyna Girl…totally Dyna Girl.

oh yes, my friend. oh yes.

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl was THE reason I watched Krofft Superstars.

I was 5 or 6 I think.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/35 "2009-04-19T22:42:45Z")

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The two guys from The Man From U.N.C.L.E…Robert Vaughn and David MacCallum.

My son had a huge crush in the early 90’s on the girl that starred in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, [Elisabeth Harnois](http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/kubelsky/Adventures%20in%20Wonderland/?action=view&current=AIW90.jpg) He would get up early every morning (without an alarm clock) just to watch her.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/36 "2009-04-19T23:16:08Z")

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MacKenzie Astin, and River Phoenix (when he was alive, and about 16).

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/37 "2009-04-20T02:57:37Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Michael Landon, of Little Joe fame on Bonanza. Not that goody-two shoes Charles Ingalls.

You can have Michael, I’ll take Pernell Roberts.  
The other one who must qualify as my first famous or TV guy crush has to be James Garner (Bret Maverick). What kills me about that is, I looked up the dates of the show. I couldn’t have been more than four!

At least when I fell for David McCallum I was a tween.

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**Author:** ![mariposalabrown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mariposalabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mariposalabrown)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/38 "2009-04-20T03:10:32Z")

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Eddie Furlong. Terminator 2 started it (so around 10?), and I bought a box of those movie cards, that were like baseball cards, but with stills from the movie. Took any cards he was in and trashed the rest. Wrote him a few fan letters, in which I received a signed headshot that got kissed before bed every night, ran threw two vhs tapes of Terminator 2 from overplaying them, and then just died inside when he started dating his tutor who was twice his age, and I was I guess 5 years younger than him. Kind of glad I never got my dream, considering he has now screwed Paris Hilton and made a chubby mess of his career. And yet, my heart skips a beat when I come across a pic of him on blogs, no matter how bad he looks…

Oh, and James Dean when I was younger (around 7), Rebel and Giant weren’t available at our local video store, and if they came on at 3 in the morning on tv, my mom would let me set my alarm and watch it and skip school the next day. Good mom, both of them only showed maybe 3 times a year, and East of Eden never played in our area.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/39 "2009-04-20T03:15:01Z")

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I am surprised I have to be the first one to say this

The original pink Power Ranger herself Amy Jo Johnson.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/40 "2009-04-20T04:29:43Z")

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My three year old girl has a big crush on Prince Philip from Disney’s _Sleeping Beauty_. She says Prince Philip is more handsome than Daddy, so it must be serious.

So whenever Donald Duck comes on the Disney Channel, I make a point of asking her, “is _that_ Prince Philip?” and she glares at me and shouts “NO!”, then refuses to talk to me for several minutes.

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