# "Mommy, isn't he just \*dreamy\*?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594 "2009-04-19T04:06:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Drygon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@Drygon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drygon)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/81 "2009-04-21T20:14:58Z")
[Clarissa](http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/10592/19_2008/ClarissaExplainsItAll_S1.jpg) I wanted to marry her. Heck, I think she still looks [good](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1IikE9_oKLg/SD8eEX0OtCI/AAAAAAAAKcg/ofUqe1BFVFo/s400/mjh-052908-a.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![CallMeKate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@CallMeKate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CallMeKate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/82 "2009-04-21T20:27:55Z")
Slater from saved by the bell… totally. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/83 "2009-04-21T20:33:29Z")
> [@CallMeKate](#): > > Slater from saved by the bell… totally. Ooh…Mario Lopez… Did you happen to see his shower scene on Nip/Tuck? Let’s just say that his face doesn’t have the only cheeks on his body with dimples… ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/84 "2009-04-21T20:36:16Z")
Kimba the White Lion; I was about three or four years old. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Nur_fWvG4MM/hqdefault.jpg "Kimba") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nur_fWvG4MM) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/85 "2009-04-21T22:58:11Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > …this is pretty much how I picture that you look!.. So… is that good for me? 😉 Yes, I have posted that photo on the SDMB before, I think. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/86 "2009-04-22T01:43:59Z")
Robin from Batman when I was in Kindergarten. Peter Tork from the Monkees. I was about 6. I finally got to see the Monkees in concert in 1986 and I still was crushin’ on Peter. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/87 "2009-04-22T23:55:55Z")
Linda Ronstadt circa 1977, and the same vintage of Stevie Nicks. Mix well. Many socks were laundered in their honor. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/88 "2009-04-23T02:32:11Z")
Here’s my list- [Johnny Whitaker](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517XBKY2K5L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)- damn I wanted to be Jodie Foster! Loved him in “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters” too. [Christopher Atkins](http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10103000/10103280.jpg)- yeah, baby… [Scott Baio](http://www.poprock80s.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/scott_baio1.jpg) in the Chachi era. And speaking of Power Rangers, I give you [Jason](http://media.photobucket.com/image/jason%20david%20frank/JasonDavidFrank420/My%20Idols/JasonDavidFrank.jpg) [David](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/5870/shrines/red/jason-frank.jpg) [Frank](http://media.photobucket.com/image/jason%20david%20frank/JasonDavidFrank420/My%20Idols/JasonDavidFrank-1.jpg). Holy flurcking schmidt! The guy is Hottie McHot Hot, and I only discovered him when my kids started watching the various Power Ranger series (I think he’s in almost every one of them). And he’s younger than me! Dayum… ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/89 "2009-04-23T03:42:06Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > When I was four or five, I remember watching Mary Poppins and thinking Bert was kind of hot. You too? Mary Poppins is the first movie I remember seeing as a kid, and I was absolutely, totally in love with Bert! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/90 "2009-04-23T13:36:14Z")
His totally botched Cockney accent didn’t put you off? :D;) ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/91 "2009-04-23T13:58:07Z")
I was crazy about Yvonne Craig (Batgirl), Tina Louise and Dawn Wells (Ginger and Mary Ann from “Gilligan’s Island”), Barbara Eden (“I Dream of Jeannie”), Barbara Feldon (“Agent 99” from “Get Smart”), Peggy Lipton (“Julie” from “Mod Squad”)and Maureen McCormick (“Marcia” from “Brady Bunch”). ---
**Author:** ![yaddayadda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/f04885/32.png) [@yaddayadda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yaddayadda)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/92 "2009-04-24T12:04:29Z")
Clint Eastwood. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/93 "2009-04-24T13:46:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Married, and fine, thanks. 😉 > > Here’s Lester today: [This is London Magazine](http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/lester-500x452.jpg) > > I don’t think I look much like him anymore (that’s me on the left, in the red sweater): [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3197/2518994106\_8a713a0a8f.jpg?v=0](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3197/2518994106_8a713a0a8f.jpg?v=0) Damn, the good ones are always taken. You’re handsome, better looking than Mark Lester now, but somehow I thought you’d be blonde. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/94 "2009-04-24T15:34:39Z")
> [@Emily\_Litella](#): > > Damn, the good ones are always taken. You’re handsome, better looking than Mark Lester now, but somehow I thought you’d be blonde. Thank you, ma’am. I had very blonde hair as a little kid - almost looked Swedish - and it’s darkened over time. Now, of course, it’s going gray! ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/95 "2009-04-24T16:44:43Z")
I’ll admit it. I had a crush on Punky Brewster. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/96 "2009-04-24T16:54:16Z")
When I was six years old, I had a mad crush on Willy Wonka. Not Gene Wilder, but the Wonka character from the movie. He smart and sarcastic and interesting-looking. I’m kind of proud of the fact that I liked smart sarcastic guys even at such a tender age. 🙂 After that, it was the Professor from Gilligan’s Island. Come to think of it, I still have a mad crush on Willy Wonka. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/97 "2009-04-24T16:55:05Z")
> [@Madd\_Maxx](#): > > I’ll admit it. I had a crush on Punky Brewster. Ooooh! Thank you for giving me the excuse to post [this Something Positive](http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04162009.shtml) comic! ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/98 "2009-04-24T18:17:21Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Robin from Batman when I was in Kindergarten. > > Peter Tork from the Monkees. I was about 6. I finally got to see the Monkees in concert in 1986 and I still was crushin’ on Peter. Mine was Davey Jones from the Monkees. When I was in grade school (probably 10 or so) they were showing the reruns on Nikelodeon. Then they had some special where they had Davey Jones host something or other. I was so disappointed that he had gotten “too old”. ☹ I’m not sure by what logic 1980’s Davey Jones was too old for a grade schooler, but 1960’s Davey Jones was just fine, but there you go. After that I developed crushes on The Riddler from the old Adam West Batman series, and on Phillippe from the New Adventures of Zorro, both of which were airing on the Family channel at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/99 "2009-04-24T19:28:14Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > After that, it was the Professor from Gilligan’s Island. Oh me too! He was super hot. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594/100 "2009-04-24T19:38:57Z")
I can’t believe I’m the first to put in Penny from Lost in Space. Sure…she was several years older than me…but she was hot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-isnt-he-just-dreamy/493594.md?page=6)