# Mommy, where do Cyclons come from?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 25, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043 "2006-02-25T05:55:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/1 "2006-02-25T05:55:46Z")

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Talking about the most modern version of BSG.

Please fprgove my ignorance, I just started whatching the show about six weeks ago. (Now I’m hooked)

Thanks in advance.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/2 "2006-02-25T06:31:51Z")

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First, it’s “Cylons.” I believe that a Cyclon is a misspelled tornado. 😉

Second, I’m new to the BSG-verse myself (I’ve only seen the miniseries and first 4 eps), but the opening credits start with something like “they were created by man … they evolved.” [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cylon_(Battlestar_Galactica)) is more specific:

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> In the 2003 miniseries and 2004 full-length series which reimagined _Battlestar Galactica_ … [Cylons] were created by humans as robotic workers and soldiers; executive producer Ronald D. Moore has hinted that they were used in wars between the human Colonies. Eventually they gained sentience, rebelled and fought the humans in a major conflict that devastated both sides. An armistice was agreed, following which the Cylons disappeared for over forty years. They returned en masse, launching a sneak attack with nuclear weapons which eliminated most of the colonies (similar to the original _Galactica_). This is the starting point of the 2003 _Battlestar Galactica_ miniseries.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/3 "2006-02-25T07:07:34Z")

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Thanks for the info **Misnomer** , I can’t believe I misspelled Cylons (along with forgive) I guess that’s why the mods frown upon posting while under the infuence of alcohol.

Sorry about that.  
/goes back to drinking _hic-ups_

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/4 "2006-02-25T07:26:49Z")

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Well, sweetie, when a lady cylon and a man cylon love each other very much they get married. And when they want a cute little baby cylon, only after they’re married, they share a special kind of love, a kind of touching only grown-ups do. When you’re older you’ll know more.

StG

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/5 "2006-02-25T07:39:54Z")

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What, do you turn on your tv 10 seconds late every week?

> [@Ron Moore](#):
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> Humans created the Cylons. They rebelled.

What else do you need to know? 😃

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/6 "2006-02-25T19:18:15Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> . . . they share a special kind of love . . .

Yeeeessssss, a special glowing-spine kind of love.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/7 "2006-02-25T20:52:47Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> Yeeeessssss, a special glowing-spine kind of love.

The GSP ™

Glowing Spine of Passion

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/8 "2006-02-25T21:32:19Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> Yeeeessssss, a special glowing-spine kind of love.

You’ve been looking at Gollum Porn _again_, haven’t you, **Poddy**? 😉😛😃

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/9 "2006-02-26T02:19:53Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The GSP ™
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> Glowing Spine of Passion

I honestly don’t know if that’s a better band name, song title, or World of Warcraft item. 😛

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/10 "2006-02-26T02:35:56Z")

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> [@Gozu Tashoya](#):
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> I honestly don’t know if that’s a better band name, song title, or World of Warcraft item. 😛

See my agent for licensure. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/11 "2006-02-26T04:25:26Z")

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And just to clarify, the Cylons that were around before they buggered off for forty years were just the mechanical “chrome toaster” type models. The humanoid models were unknown to mankind until the day they showed up and killed everyone.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/12 "2006-02-26T05:27:19Z")

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What about the original _BSG_ series? Same origin there?

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-where-do-cyclons-come-from/346043/13 "2006-02-26T05:39:04Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> And just to clarify, the Cylons that were around before they buggered off for forty years were just the mechanical “chrome toaster” type models. The humanoid models were unknown to mankind until the day they showed up and killed everyone.

Yeah, but there are still some toasters around – at least, there were in the first four episodes. \<grin\> I was actually happy to see that they aren’t _all_ humanoids, and that some have kept the Cyclops/KITT flashing eye.

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> What about the original BSG series? Same origin there?

The Wikipedia link I provided in post #2 has info about the original series, too – and _Galactica 1980_.

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> In the 1978 Galactica movie and series and the 1980 spin-off, the Cylons were created to serve the reptilian race of the Cylon Alliance. Somehow, just prior to the start of The Thousand Yahren War, the android Cylons made a deal with the mysterious Count Iblis (meaning “Satan” in the Arabic language) and destroyed their biological masters. Only the higher ranking Cylons retain the physical appearance of their creators.
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> At the beginning of the series the Cylons are singularly devoted to the destruction of humanity. The war between the two species is stated in the episode “the Lords of Kobol” as being started when the Cylon empire sought to expand into the territory of a species allied with the colonies, so their original intentions may not have been genocidal. This may seem a quixotic mission but is reinforced in the same two part episode when Baltar, the betrayer of humanity, is spared and brought before the new Imperious leader. This leader gives him command of several Basestars and tells him that he wishes Baltar to be a peace envoy sent to seek reconciliation. He states that this is because he is a newer model than the previous leader and has room for wider thinking on the subject of “lesser” species. Baltar takes the position but is clearly confused by the act. There is never peace with the Cylons, but they do drop out of sight for about ten episodes.
