# Mommy, why is Jesus sucking face with Shirley Temple?

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**Created:** [March 9, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-why-is-jesus-sucking-face-with-shirley-temple/293702 "2005-03-09T19:07:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-why-is-jesus-sucking-face-with-shirley-temple/293702/21 "2005-03-10T00:52:34Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Gad, that depiction of the two dead presidents and one more-or-less live one praying for peace is far more offensive than the sports jobbies.

Yea, but you know that ultra conservatives lap that kind of thing up. Personally, I thought the one for liberals with the cop and knight was worse.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-why-is-jesus-sucking-face-with-shirley-temple/293702/22 "2005-03-10T02:04:18Z")

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You Damn Kid! has some pretty good depictions of what the J-guy might be like (careful, a few of the cartoons aren’t work-safe).

Here’s a recent one, of Jesus Christ, scientist.  
[http://www.youdamnkid.com/d/20050303.html](http://www.youdamnkid.com/d/20050303.html)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-why-is-jesus-sucking-face-with-shirley-temple/293702/23 "2005-03-10T03:08:10Z")

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[QUOTE=PolycarpThat said, I’ve never seen the Heinz Chapel stained glass; is there a website depicting them, by any chance?[/QUOTE]

These are better pictures, since they’re taken from inside. Click on the individual pictures to enlarge them.

[http://www.weberphoto.com/gallery/gallery.php?gal=christinabrian#](http://www.weberphoto.com/gallery/gallery.php?gal=christinabrian#)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mommy-why-is-jesus-sucking-face-with-shirley-temple/293702/24 "2005-03-10T03:18:21Z")

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Huggy Jesus is kinda cute-was that an earring I saw? It might keep the kiddies occupied in church.

I was always amused by the dashboard and glow-in-the-dark saint figurines. Popular with the bingo crowd.

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