# Mongolian BBQ and semen **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 9, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888 "2014-10-09T19:39:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/21 "2014-10-09T22:09:59Z")
> [@Kiwi\_Fruit](#): > > How long do you think it takes for food to travel through your digestive system? A quick look online indicates 3 - 6 hours for normal passage. That’s when it’s working normally. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/22 "2014-10-09T22:12:33Z")
> [@](#): > > I staggered from the car to my office prairie dogging it the whole way what is this? I don’t understand the rest of it, either, but I do not want to. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/23 "2014-10-09T22:14:34Z")
Your first instincts are **completely wrong!** ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/24 "2014-10-09T22:21:50Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > what is this? I don’t understand the rest of it, either, but I do not want to. It means the turd is poppin it’s head in and out of your butthole like a prairie dog sticking it’s head out of it’s burrough hole looking around. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/25 "2014-10-09T22:28:50Z")
I sense this thread could make it to [The truly great threads in SDMB history](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508687) which hasn’t had an update since [this post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17047293&postcount=162) All this one needs is more fleshing out of the concept and some more exhilarating details. Counter-examples and enhancements would help it along as well. Anyone who has seen other candidate threads since January is urged to contribute a link to them in the TGT thread. Carry on… (Laughing myself silly over her.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/26 "2014-10-09T23:06:51Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > That’s when it’s working normally. Yeah, I once ate a large salad that was mostly raw broccoli, and that went through me like, um, I forget the metaphor, but it was less than 2 hours. eta: oh yeah, the expression is “like a dose of salts.” I’ve never had a dose of salts, however, so the comparison is merely speculation at this point. ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/27 "2014-10-09T23:09:43Z")
Oh hell…what’s read can not be unread. Runs off line to find brain bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/28 "2014-10-09T23:12:23Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > I’m still trying to puzzle out just what exactly it is that I was supposed to have thunk. Probably [Pan-fried semen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659). ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/29 "2014-10-09T23:24:07Z")
> [@TheBaptiste](#): > > …a wet spot in my underwear. Of course my first instinct was to smell it… Of course?!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/30 "2014-10-09T23:57:38Z")
Guys, this long-term but intermittent poster has [a history of asking such bizarre bodily-function related questions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=11447004)… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/31 "2014-10-10T00:44:07Z")
> [@TheBaptiste](#): > > . . . I discovered to my horror a wet spot in my underwear. Nowhere have you mentioned where, in your underwear, the wet spot was located. A mere “front” or “back” can be very helpful. I assume it was in the front, but considering the rest of the thread, one can’t be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/32 "2014-10-10T00:44:18Z")
> [@Lukeinva](#): > > Then there’s this little nugget, “staggering while prairie dogging.” If you get nuggets, you’re not prairie-dogging, you’re rabbit-holing. ---
**Author:** ![TheBaptiste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@TheBaptiste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBaptiste)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/33 "2014-10-10T01:10:41Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Nowhere have you mentioned where, in your underwear, the wet spot was located. A mere “front” or “back” can be very helpful. I assume it was in the front, but considering the rest of the thread, one can’t be sure. Kind of in the middle by the taint or chota area. It could have leaked from either orifice. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/34 "2014-10-10T01:44:42Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > I look at it and I wipe it off like a reasonable, civilized person, I’m not sure how that’s so vastly superior to just putting toilet paper down. And of course, you risk getting someone else’s piss on your hands rather than just your butt. > [@](#): > > and I wipe it off when I’m done for the next asshole that goes in there. Why would you do that, unless you’ve pissed on the seat yourself?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/35 "2014-10-10T02:03:28Z")
Once again I find myself \*\*at work \*\*with a horrified look on my face while trying to suppress laughter. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/36 "2014-10-10T02:14:54Z")
I do not know if you’re aware of this, TheBaptiste, but one of the main ingredients of Mongolian cuisine is yak semen. That’s almost certainly what it was. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/37 "2014-10-10T02:18:45Z")
> [@TheBaptiste](#): > > I staggered from the car to my office prairie dogging it the whole way with an incredible burning sensation afflicting my anus due to the hot sauce I had with my meal. > > Once I draped the commode with TP and dropped trough carefully lowering myself onto the TP covered throne I was about to destroy, I discovered to my horror a wet spot in my underwear. See, you should have done the orangutan hanging from the stall walls. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/38 "2014-10-10T02:39:37Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > I’m still trying to puzzle out just what exactly it is that I was supposed to have thunk. But admit it. Whatever you were thinking was nothing like the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/39 "2014-10-10T02:42:36Z")
Are you sure it was Mongolian BBQ? Because semen in your underwear is usually the result of pulled pork. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/40 "2014-10-10T02:50:38Z")
Seems the OP should probably order some of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FTWZyoYo48). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888.md?page=3)