# Mongolian BBQ and semen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 9, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888 "2014-10-09T19:39:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/61 "2014-10-11T21:05:35Z")

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There is a sort of mucus lining that that can sometimes come out in your stools. It’s common in people who have bowel disorders and with certain types of infection, but it can happen to anyone occasionally.

There’s always a little mucus in your stool all the time, it’s just usually too small to notice.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/62 "2014-10-12T06:09:21Z")

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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan   
A stately semen-dome decree…

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**Author:** ![James\_Toothpaste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@James\_Toothpaste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Toothpaste)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/63 "2014-10-12T19:58:52Z")

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> [@Stringbean](#):
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> Bro, you jizzed your pants. Welcome to the club.

He didn’t report feeling an orgasm. That feeling is seriously hard to ignore. 😉

> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I’m still trying to puzzle out just what exactly it is that I was supposed to have thunk.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss!!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/64 "2014-10-12T23:54:04Z")

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I was going to ask what a “Poop Connoisseur” was, but then I thought that maybe I don’t really want to know.

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**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mongolian-bbq-and-semen/700888/65 "2014-10-13T00:23:27Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> It means the turd is poppin it’s head in and out of your butthole like a prairie dog sticking it’s head out of it’s burrough hole looking around.

Granted, it could mean that, but I always referred to that as “turtling”. Like a turtle’s head.

My opinion of “prairie dogging” is that you have to clench and stand straight up like a prairie dog to keep it from coming out - especially diarrhea.

But, eh, it’s six-and-one-half-dozen the other. Both are uncomfortable.

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