# Monkey bites officer on traffic stop. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584 "2013-06-21T20:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/1 "2013-06-21T20:21:11Z")
And I think we all know how painful that can be. [/DL] Seriously, I know the kid has only been a cop for a while, but I’ll be damned if you let [some wild animal in your car attack me](http://www.kristv.com/player/?video_id=35250)with no consequences. Chilled monkey brains comes to mind… Maybe he doesn’t have rabies. Maybe he doesn’t have one of any number of transmissable diseases, but he sure as hell ain’t going home with pop after sinking his teeth in my heretofore unperforated skin and flesh, and I sure as hell wouldn’t be laughing about it. [Trunk monkey](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y)not good enough anymore? Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/2 "2013-06-21T21:49:21Z")
I’m surprised the monkey is not now dead. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/3 "2013-06-21T22:22:47Z")
> [@PastTense](#): > > I’m surprised the monkey is not now dead. God knows what sort of awful diseases it picked up from biting that cop though. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/4 "2013-06-22T13:55:40Z")
Any officer of the law should know to ask “Does your münkey bite?” ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/5 "2013-06-22T23:53:21Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > Does your münkey bite? No. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/6 "2013-06-23T01:31:55Z")
I wonder if he slapped that monkey’s paw. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/7 "2013-06-23T01:48:43Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > Any officer of the law should know to ask “Does your münkey bite?” “Zat is not my münkey!” ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/8 "2013-06-23T01:49:50Z")
Mind you, monkey bites can be pretty nasty… ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/9 "2013-06-23T02:39:30Z")
> [@picker](#): > > Mind you, monkey bites can be pretty nasty… A monkey bit my sister once! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkey-bites-officer-on-traffic-stop/661584/10 "2013-06-23T10:19:31Z")
But, did he have a lee-sance for ze munkey?