# Monkeys always look. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472 "1999-11-02T21:07:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/1 "1999-11-02T21:07:00Z")
Apes always tell them to. Made you look. Made you look. Nanny nanny boo boo. How is that for pointless? HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/2 "1999-11-02T21:20:00Z")
Well, that one suckered me right in. Better stay away from Moonies and Amway reps today. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/3 "1999-11-02T21:33:00Z")
got me too. when will i learn (banging head on desk)? * * * All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/4 "1999-11-02T22:01:00Z")
Ha! Ha! I was gonna look, but I stopped myself in time. Nice try! * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbce88/32.png) [@gypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/5 "1999-11-02T22:41:00Z")
God I am gullible! And I can’t spell either! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/6 "1999-11-02T22:48:00Z")
Too funny! Just as I hit on the topic button to enter this thread that child-like taunt echoed in my mind. It was a kick to see it was the same as I remembered when I was a child. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face Sqrl =) * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/7 "1999-11-02T22:58:00Z")
Ooowwww, c’mere you little \*\*&^\*&. Your UncleBeer is gonna teach you not to play tricks on the grownups anymore. Now, pull my finger. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/8 "1999-11-02T23:24:00Z")
I personally think assuming a username like Hitler is very offensive. It constitutes a gross neglig… Huh ? What do you mean, hijacking ? ## Did I read the OP ? Who the hell reads OP’s, anyway ?? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/9 "1999-11-03T02:12:00Z")
“Hey left nut…” * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/10 "1999-11-03T04:49:00Z")
Oh, Sqrl! That was so funny! If I bothered with those “favorite posters” threads, you would definitely be on my list. HUGS! Fool * * * “Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?” Pulp, “Glory Days” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/11 "1999-11-03T15:02:00Z")
Here I thought this had to do with simian sex! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/12 "1999-11-04T06:01:00Z")
The sad part is that this is a huge improvement over the “Small Wonders” threads Squirrelly was authoring not so long ago… * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/13 "1999-11-04T06:03:00Z")
“…Hey right nut!” “Look! There’s a penis in between us!” Oh, gosh, I crack myself up… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/14 "1999-11-04T06:07:00Z")
LOL!! Literally!! It’s a good thing everybody else is at lunch (I’m at work) or else they’d KNOW I’m not checking out Microsoft TechNet or something… Thanks for brightening my day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/15 "1999-11-03T20:14:00Z")
Thanks for falling into my wicked squirrel trap. [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001614.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001614.html) is a great link too. I laughed so hard reading through it. You should try [http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html](http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html) also. It is the evilest site on the web. No need to worry about porn on the second site. HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/16 "1999-11-03T20:29:00Z")
I get the feeling we could start a thread about the migratory habits of penguins and the women who love them and about 20 posts in would come SqrlCub linking to that infernal site (no, I can’t even say the name, otherwise I would have to take a 2 hour shower to get the residue off). For the love of God man!!! Please, delete that site from your fave places and spare me, no dare I say, spare all of us the evil that is…_that show_. I need to watch about 10 hours of Cheers just to lift up my confidence in TV execs again. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monkeys-always-look/10472/17 "1999-11-04T15:06:00Z")
Mullinator, I have been good. This is the first time I posted a link back to that thread. I only posted it because Doctor J mentioned it. 0-8) HUGS! Sqrl * * * Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter