# Monopoly...Reading Railroad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 23, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238 "2024-06-23T20:00:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/21 "2024-06-23T23:00:20Z")

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Diamonds are a girls best friend. 😏 💎

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/22 "2024-06-23T23:37:14Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> (Maybe there’s a card for the railroad too, I forget.)

I think there’s one that says “Take a ride on the Reading Railroad.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/23 "2024-06-24T00:45:02Z")

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That sounds like a card Son-of-a-wrek would palm. And discard. I will be checking.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/24 "2024-06-24T02:00:52Z")

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If the youngun’s are havin’ too much trouble playin’ nice, just take the Monopoly board away and send them all outside with a nice set of Jarts to play with. That’ll shut 'em up. 😉

See **[Lawn darts - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts)** if that name is unfamiliar to you.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/25 "2024-06-24T02:03:42Z")

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I’ve heard tell…

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/26 "2024-06-24T02:07:38Z")

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Or any of the fine products sold by Mainway Inc, such as Doggie Dentist or Bag O’ Glass.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/veMiNQifZcM/maxresdefault.jpg "Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway - SNL") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMiNQifZcM)

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/27 "2024-06-24T02:31:26Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I used to love to play a real well-sorted out online version. Then one day, it’s just Gone. All other versions kinda suck. So I started playing Forge of Empires, and now my life is ruined.

Yes! I know what you mean. I am desperately seeking the classic version of the computer game. the one with the normal board and normal play without all the bling. It seems to have just disappeared about 5-8 years ago. There must be some way to get this again.

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/28 "2024-06-24T03:23:45Z")

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I grew up close to Reading, Pennsylvania so for me this was obvious. I heard the town name many times as a child.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/29 "2024-06-24T03:33:05Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, we have a big problem here. The Reading Railroad kerfuffle lasted 30 minutes.

Ooh, be careful, lest the kerfuffle escalate into a contretemps, fracas, or the dreaded donnybrook.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/30 "2024-06-24T03:35:17Z")

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Curiosity got the better of me, so I researched **Short Line** and discovered the phrase is a descriptor — a shortline railroad is a small or mid-sized railroad company that operates over a relatively short distance relative to larger, national railroad networks.There are 603 shortlines in the nation.

The Monopoly SLRR is based on the historic Shore Fast Line.

Research rules!

We all need to take a ride on the Aitchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.

Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania station?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/31 "2024-06-24T03:59:38Z")

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Ding ding ding go the Trolleys…oh wait, different Movie. Same Judy.

(Chattanooga Choo Choo? My foot…)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/32 "2024-06-24T04:32:17Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Yes! I know what you mean.

I’ll bet we played the same one. Just discontinued. That timeline is right. I’ve tried many others and they all are crap.

I still have a useable version of Risk, but I can always win. Rarely even a challenge.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/33 "2024-06-24T13:31:30Z")

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I bet that the Reading in Pennsylvania is named after the Reading in Berkshire (pronounced bark-sure) England.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/34 "2024-06-24T13:39:45Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Most people underestimate the power of having all four-- all of them are landed on frequently in the aggregate, at $200 per, if you have all four, with no cost of development.

Nothing like the prime yellow and green properties around the Go Directly to Jail corner. $200 isn’t that big a deal, you get that every time you pass go. It helps to have any property but I’ll trade away a railroad to obtain those hot spots.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/35 "2024-06-24T17:30:17Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> We all need to take a ride on the Aitchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.

When I was a kid, we sang it as “the Aitchison, Topeka and Chevrolet”.

Yes, we were weird kids.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/36 "2024-06-24T21:44:04Z")

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The Reading Railroad is of course long gone, but the Reading Terminal in Philly is an active and vibrant shopping center in the heart of the downtown. If you are ever in Philly, be sure to visit it.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/37 "2024-06-24T21:55:07Z")

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It is pronounced _snollygaster._

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/38 "2024-06-24T22:02:13Z")

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> [@kferr](#):
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> I bet that the Reading in Pennsylvania is named after the Reading in Berkshire (pronounced bark-sure) England.

Wow, I knew that some British spellings were funny, but spelling “bark-sure” as “Reading” is right up there with Throat-Warbler Mangrave.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/39 "2024-06-25T01:42:50Z")

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I see your Throat-Warbler and raise you a Luxury Yacht. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monopoly-reading-railroad/1003238/40 "2024-06-25T02:20:24Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> We all need to take a ride on the Aitchison, Topeka and Santa Fe.

I’d rather catch the Katy, and leave _her_ a mule to ride. 😉

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