# Monosyllabic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309 "2001-03-24T14:38:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/41 "2001-03-24T17:08:42Z")

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Quick?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/42 "2001-03-24T17:09:52Z")

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Twice?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/43 "2001-03-24T17:11:09Z")

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Done???

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/44 "2001-03-24T17:12:47Z")

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Again!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/45 "2001-03-24T17:12:54Z")

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Christ!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/46 "2001-03-24T17:12:55Z")

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limp…

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/47 "2001-03-24T17:14:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*\<— Naked. \*\*

Two

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/48 "2001-03-24T17:14:46Z")

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Christ?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/49 "2001-03-24T17:15:03Z")

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::But I was good enough for her to utter a second syllable!!::

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/50 "2001-03-24T17:15:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*Again! \*\*

Two

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/51 "2001-03-24T17:16:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*Two \*\*

You?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/52 "2001-03-24T17:16:16Z")

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Blond.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/53 "2001-03-24T17:17:49Z")

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Woo!

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**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/54 "2001-03-24T17:19:09Z")

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The longest single syllable word is:

straights

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/55 "2001-03-24T17:20:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*Blond. \*\*

Me?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/56 "2001-03-24T17:23:43Z")

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Joke!

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/57 "2001-03-24T17:24:48Z")

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Head?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/58 "2001-03-24T17:29:19Z")

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Huh?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/59 "2001-03-24T17:31:02Z")

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Suck?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/60 "2001-03-24T17:34:52Z")

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Hmm…

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