# Monosyllabic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309 "2001-03-24T14:38:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/61 "2001-03-24T17:36:45Z")

Spit. ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/62 "2001-03-24T17:37:44Z")

Sure. \ ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/63 "2001-03-24T17:39:09Z")

::laughs:: ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/64 "2001-03-24T17:42:25Z")

::zip!:: ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/65 "2001-03-24T17:45:04Z")

Yeeeeeesssssss… ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/66 "2001-03-24T17:46:19Z")

HA! ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/67 "2001-03-24T17:50:17Z")

Shhhh… ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/68 "2001-03-24T17:56:32Z")

Fine! * * * I see, you’re on of those guys who thinks that women should be _seen_ and not heard. Fine, that’s fine. Whatever. Heh. (I’m _kidding_ people! Here’s a buck, go buy a sense of humor.) \*[sub][sub]Syllables in sig lines don’t count, right? RIGHT??[/sub][/sup] ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/69 "2001-03-24T17:58:20Z")

Switch! ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/70 "2001-03-24T17:59:46Z")

Tongue? ---

**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/71 "2001-03-24T17:59:50Z")

Except, that’s a _phony_ sig line. You just drew a line above it, hoping the rest of us would be fooled. ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/72 "2001-03-24T18:00:53Z")

Crotch? ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/73 "2001-03-24T18:02:04Z")

Slow? ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/74 "2001-03-24T18:06:36Z")

Sloooow… ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/75 "2001-03-24T18:07:35Z")

Deep? ---

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/76 "2001-03-24T18:11:09Z")

::nods:: ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/77 "2001-03-24T18:12:09Z")

Plunge… ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/78 "2001-03-24T18:13:19Z")

laps… ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/79 "2001-03-24T18:14:32Z")

mmmmmmmmm… ---

**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monosyllabic/59309/80 "2001-03-24T18:15:58Z")

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