Two.
Next!!!
D’oh!!
Sheesh.
::watches::
No, I won’t!
Damn, I did. Oh, well.
(he did say “one syl.”, not “one word”)

Two. 
Twit.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Bah!
Hum
Bug!
poke
Whahhhhh?!?!?
laughs
sigh
Burp
braaaaaappppp!!!
Cute
Pbbbbbbbtttttt!!!
Two.
Next!!!
D’oh!!
Sheesh.
::watches::
No, I won’t!
Damn, I did. Oh, well.
(he did say “one syl.”, not “one word”)

Two. 
Twit.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Bah!
Hum
Bug!
poke
Whahhhhh?!?!?
laughs
sigh
Burp
braaaaaappppp!!!
Cute
Pbbbbbbbtttttt!!!