# Monster Removal and Prevention Program
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monster-removal-and-prevention-program/467101
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 9, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monster-removal-and-prevention-program/467101 "2008-10-09T01:11:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monster-removal-and-prevention-program/467101/1 "2008-10-09T01:11:22Z")
I got this flyer on my door this evening:
\*\*Save $25.00 today
Monster Removal
For all monsters, big and small, hairy and oh so scary, we are the only company with a Monster Removal
Program. As a parent, you deserve a good night’s sleep, let us take care of the Monsters.
\*\*
yadda yadda yadda
Creepy Creatures Pest and Wildlife Busters
Yes, there is [a website with more info on their Monster Removal Program](http://www.creepycreatures.net/Who_We_Are.html).
Wish I’d thought of this first.
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### Author:  [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monster-removal-and-prevention-program/467101/2 "2008-10-09T01:16:13Z")
Heh, cute.