# monstro is the best Doper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848 "2015-04-05T00:25:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/21 "2015-04-05T13:13:50Z")

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Wow, she put out the big bucks to get this thread. Good job **monstro**.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/22 "2015-04-05T13:50:25Z")

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I have to agree too. I didn’t realize until just now, that **montro** and I joined the Dope on the exact same day. 3/11/02.

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**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrogance_ex_machina/32/192_2.png) [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/23 "2015-04-05T13:57:13Z")

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Hear, hear. I always enjoy reading her posts - they might not always be cheerful but they are candid. No bullshit, no excuses.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/24 "2015-04-05T17:26:52Z")

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Sampiro is the best poster, followed by Master Wang Ka and then Qadgop the Mercotan. FXMastermind pisses off all the right people. Shodan has the best regards.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/25 "2015-04-05T18:07:55Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Sampiro is the best poster, followed by Master Wang Ka and then Qadgop the Mercotan. FXMastermind pisses off all the right people. Shodan has the best regards.

Don’t be so modest, TSS! You’re obviously the best poster here.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/26 "2015-04-05T19:06:06Z")

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> [@Ponder\_Stibbons](#):
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> Don’t be so modest, TSS! You’re obviously the best poster here.

Not only am I not the best poster here, I’m not even my own favorite. That’s not modesty, false or otherwise, just the truth. TSS, speaking truth to the ignorant since the early 60s.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/27 "2015-04-05T23:04:47Z")

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I agree with OP, but of course I’m a lil biased.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/28 "2015-04-06T08:16:03Z")

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It’s not a hereditary title, just so you know, before you get any Richard III-type ideas…

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/29 "2015-04-06T08:22:15Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> I agree with OP, but of course I’m a lil biased.

_Monstro, Monstro, Monstro._

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/30 "2015-04-07T08:03:10Z")

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I’d say about half the time I scroll up to see who wrote the brilliant, insightful, clearly written post I just read, **monstro** ’s name appears. And everything she’s posted about herself makes me strongly suspect that she’s even cooler in person. Exhibit A: Her hobby is making awesome art and then giving it away to strangers! How amazing is that?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/31 "2015-04-07T08:19:05Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> \*\*monstro \*\*has a \*twin \*sister, **you with the face**. Who is also pretty darn awesome. I’m glad we have both of them.

I’ve interacted with both of them quite a lot. But I never knew this. I cannot recall a single post I’ve seen where they talk about being related.

And, yeah, I like her, but I didn’t realize that was what the cool kids thought. Now I may have to change my mind. 😛

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/32 "2015-04-07T12:14:08Z")

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I wouldn’t say the best Doper because I’m sure the Dope is full of wonderful people I’d like to meet (as well as some I am glad live far far far away from me). But I’ve always liked and respected **monstro** , and this is I guess the best thread to say that if I’m ever in the area where she works/lives, I’d be delighted to invite her for lunch or dinner, my treat (so take me to the best place you know). 🙂

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**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/33 "2015-04-07T16:15:18Z")

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I’m a fan.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/34 "2015-04-07T17:09:57Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> \*\*monstro \*\*has a \*twin \*sister, **you with the face**. Who is also pretty darn awesome. I’m glad we have both of them.

Waitamminnit – ferreals?

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**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/35 "2015-04-07T17:22:36Z")

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Count me in, although I suppose a poll would have been nice so she could more easily track her fans. Still, let’s make her a mod and see how long the love lasts. 😃

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/36 "2015-04-07T17:39:33Z")

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I’ve always considered her one of my favorite dopers. I am interested in anything she posts.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/37 "2015-04-07T17:42:29Z")

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**monstro** = grt

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/38 "2015-04-07T17:45:48Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> :tears of happiness:

You cry pretty.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/39 "2015-04-07T18:07:12Z")

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**Monstro** once ran and got help after I fell down a well.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monstro-is-the-best-doper/716848/40 "2015-04-07T18:10:43Z")

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She pulled my reserve chute for me when my primary didn’t open.

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