# Monterey Dopefest Has Been Consummated! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 20, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447 "2000-02-20T05:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/21 "2000-02-24T00:49:00Z")
PCW, next time we can ask the bartender to slip DD non-alcoholic beer instead! heehee. I said I was going to work & more than half the people clapped. That caught me by surprise, too. They used to clap for Beethovan too, but he couldn’t hear it either, but his eyes told him what his ears could not. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/22 "2000-02-25T21:41:00Z")
For those of you who didn’t get the link for these pics in chat, [here](http://www.mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/Monterey.html) ya go! * * * **What I tell you three times is true.** _The Hunting of the Snark._ Lewis Carroll ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/23 "2000-02-26T01:55:00Z")
OK, this is my 3rd attempt attempt to post to this thread. Sorry for the delay guys. Let me just say I had an incredible time. Everybody was great. Witty, fun and cool as hell. How could I have expected anything less, right? Sorry I missed voguevixen, but I plan on being in the area again in the not too distant future, so some other time, promise. Special thanks to Doob for his knowledge of Monterey and the surrounding areas, it made for a great day, i was very impressed. And, of course, very special thanks to Demo for putting up with me the entire weekend. I couldn’t have hoped for better company. Now let’s see if I can use some of what I learned on my first CA trip: I like had a totally killer time, ya know dudes!? * * * If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/24 "2000-02-26T02:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I like had a totally killer time, ya know dudes!? Oh, I’m so _proud_ of you! And “putting up” with you??? Well, let me just say I’d put up with you anytime kiddo! * * * **What I tell you three times is true.** _The Hunting of the Snark._ Lewis Carroll ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/25 "2000-02-28T10:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by psycat90: > \*\*Special thanks to Doob for his knowledge of Monterey and the surrounding areas, it made for a great day, i was very impressed. And, of course, very special thanks to Demo for putting up with me the entire weekend. I couldn’t have hoped for better company. Now let’s see if I can use some of what I learned on my first CA trip: I like had a totally killer time, ya know dudes!? > \*\* Oh, it was no problem, it was nice having an audience who appreciated me prattling on about local history :). You two were great company that day. Sure made it a better weekend than I usually have (sleep all day…). Of course the saturday meeting rocked as well. oh DD: Like I said in ICQ, dont worry about it, it’s hard to really piss me off or offend me :). So like dudes, where are we gonna like have the next one? I think the winery idea would be killer, but i dont know how much money I’ll have around that time (not to mention the family reunion i’m going to in July). But, these meetings are like so killer dudes, they’re rad! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/26 "2000-02-28T16:54:00Z")
Is it just me or does DD look like Demo? Maybe I should have drank something after all. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/27 "2000-02-28T17:41:00Z")
I say we rent a limo and go from winery to winery… either that or I hear there is a train that does does the same. I don’t particularly want to drink and drive altho I know some of us don’t have that problem. 😉 Any suggestions? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/28 "2000-03-07T06:54:00Z")
psycat: you forgot _hella_, as in: Q:How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:Hella. * * * It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/29 "2000-03-07T06:55:00Z")
psycat: you forgot _hella_, as in: Q:How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:Hella. ooh, and I’m interested in taking part in the next norcal saure`. I was tempted to go to this one, but I had just started posting. * * * It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/30 "2000-03-07T06:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore: > \*\*I say we rent a limo and go from winery to winery… either that or I hear there is a train that does does the same. I don’t particularly want to drink and drive altho I know some of us don’t have that problem. 😉 > > Any suggestions? > \*\* I say limo. That way I could get a ride up there. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/31 "2000-03-07T14:17:00Z")
I think a limo is a hell good idea Doob. Totally. Or a nice stretch Hummer. Killer. * * * This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/32 "2000-03-07T14:48:00Z")
Oooo stretch Hummer!!! We wouldn’t have to follow the roads then! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/33 "2000-03-07T15:16:00Z")
damn that should have sad \hella\, Oh well, I’m tryin ova heayr (read with heavy jersey accent) * * * How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/34 "2000-03-07T15:18:00Z")
ok i give up. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/35 "2000-03-07T17:30:00Z")
Repeat after me Psy: 1)Limo’s are _hella rad!_ 2)Cali is, like, _way awesome!_ 3)_Dude_, you are _so totally stoking me out maaaan._ Valley/Surf Talk lesson concluded. * * * “Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map. We won’t need them where we’re goin’, We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.” ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/36 "2000-03-07T22:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\*Repeat after me Psy: > 1)Limo’s are _hella rad!_ > 2)Cali is, like, _way awesome!_ > 3)_Dude_, you are _so totally stoking me out maaaan._ > > Valley/Surf Talk lesson concluded. > \*\* You forgot: 1. Limos are _like totally rad, dude!_! 2. _Dude, like_ Cali rocks! 3. _Dude, like this is so totally cool, dude, it’s like fuckin’ rad maaaan!_ ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447/37 "2000-03-08T00:51:00Z")
A limo with plastic seat covers for those who throw up in it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monterey-dopefest-has-been-consummated/14447.md?page=1)