# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/1 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")
[Over at Cafe Society there was a nice little thread going on about the Daily Show](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=141946). I was about to answer **Montezuma** there, but then realized my post would not be suited for CS. First-- You stupid fuck. You see something nobody else sees because you’re browser blows chunks, then you’ve got the nerve to get upset when nobody knows what the hell you’re talking about. When someone is nice enough to explain what the problem is, you show your ass like the stupid dick you apparently are. Second-- This is a public messageboard, asshole. When you post something, expect comments from the Peanut Gallery. If you have a private beef with someone, take it to e-mail— when you post expect replies to your post. When you post shit expect shit back. Third-- Yeah, I’m talking to you. Yeah I ain’t **nana** or **KarlGrenze** and jumping right in the middle. I ain’t giving you any advice because you are obviously way too stupid to listen to anything but the voices in your head. The ones that tell you you are a stupid fuck who can’t see a browser blimp even when explained to you. Only my third pit thread calling out another poster in my 3 years on the board. The second within a week. There must a sale at the asshat store. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/2 "2002-11-04T15:02:41Z")
Oh, **Biggirl** - Immodium takes care of the shits. I think Prozak is the mis-spelled name of a pop group. Please don’t kill me. As for the asshat store - yeah, we have one up the street. Customers stop in there before coming to see me. Seems to be all the rage at the SDMB, too. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/3 "2002-11-04T15:27:54Z")
Maybe he’s pissed because his [son just became a Communist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=142181). ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/4 "2002-11-04T15:30:59Z")
I especially love how he gets self-righteous as to what he should call the OP. Even if the name was ‘just a shape’ , then that’s what you call the person. You don’t have to pronounce it, you just type it out. That’s the beauty of the internet. Even Prince could’ve kept his old name on a message board. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/5 "2002-11-04T15:48:18Z")
So, what happened was, **Montezuma’s** bent out of shape over a misunderstanding, and his **Revenge** was to shit all over the nice Daily Show thread? [sub]Man, can’t figure people out, some days.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/6 "2002-11-04T16:10:44Z")
I, too, was stunned at the behavior of the assmunch in question. What the hell was that all about!? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/7 "2002-11-04T16:37:31Z")
Was it crappy behavior? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/8 "2002-11-04T16:52:11Z")
Wait, wait! I got it. His name is Montezuma, and he’s shitting in a thread? Is this his revenge? ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/9 "2002-11-04T17:53:47Z")
He’s a dick to the OP’er, when KARL tries to explain, he’s a dick to KARL, when I suggest he’s being out of line, he’s a dick to me. I’m starting to suspect he may just be a dick. Some people are like that, alas. ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/10 "2002-11-04T18:23:19Z")
TO BIGGIRL: Since your such a ‘Biggirl’ You can get off my case ok? To everyone else i’m sorry, especially the guy with the weird name (It’s weird to me)I was just pissed because my son has slacked in his work at college and I have had to work longer hours last week. You are officially my enemy now you ‘BIGGIRL’ you. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/11 "2002-11-04T18:50:42Z")
I think that I have never read as funny a post in my entire life. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/12 "2002-11-04T19:45:47Z")
I have to agree with **LaurAnge** - damn, that’s funny, especially the last sentence. Beautiful phrasing. ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/13 "2002-11-04T19:53:57Z")
Seriously I have to do some serious but- kiising to you guys, I mean I come to you with my problems and you help, and yeah , I be an ass. I’m really really sorry. Especially to Karl, who was just trying to explain. Karl I’m sorry. And you as well Opalcat. BIGGIRL: I could just squeeze your big cheeks and give you a big fat kiss you ‘Biggirl’ you! (SMOOCH) ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/14 "2002-11-04T20:25:11Z")
Maybe Prozak is too mild for him… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/15 "2002-11-04T20:25:22Z")
Am I too be the only one that you will practice the defiled art of Assholery on? That’s good, you can spare everyone else. You must have gotten an A in misplaced anger at Asshole School. A well attended yet hostile institution. Did they combine Whining 101 and Unprovoked Irritability into one two hour class? I’d be glad to see what they taught you in Enemy List: How to Create Them and What to do Once You’ve Got One. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/16 "2002-11-04T20:25:34Z")
😕 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/17 "2002-11-04T20:28:40Z")
I was gonna say that too, **Biggirl** , but then his next post seemed kinda contrite… > [@](#): > > BIGGIRL: I could just squeeze your big cheeks and give you a big fat kiss you ‘Biggirl’ you! (SMOOCH) Well… kinda! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/18 "2002-11-04T20:29:54Z")
[john cleese] wierdo [/john cleese] ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/19 "2002-11-04T20:34:36Z")
**Biggirl** : He probably just took the Ben Weasel class, [‘How to Make Enemies and Irritate People’](http://www.screechingweasel.com/discography/description/enemies.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/20 "2002-11-04T20:35:51Z")
WOW ‘BIGGIRL’ WHEN YOU SET YOUR MIND TO SOMETHING YOU CAN REALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING. BECAUSE YOUR RIGHT HERE! DID I’M MENTION I’M A MANIC DEPRESSANT? (SMOOCH) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=2)