# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/21 "2002-11-04T20:39:12Z")
BIGGIRL: Is that post supposed to show me what a ‘BIG’ Mature ‘GIRL’ you are with such long and complicated words? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/22 "2002-11-04T20:41:24Z")
Step away from the computer. You’re making yourself look very strange. I suggest you come back tomorrow when you’re less wired. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/23 "2002-11-04T20:44:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Montezuma said: > DID I’M MENTION I’M A MANIC DEPRESSANT? Err…you’re a really bubbly barbiturate? A vivacious valium? A tripping tranquilizer? Oh, fine. I will shut up now. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/24 "2002-11-04T20:50:07Z")
I didn’t see this: > [@](#): > > BIGGIRL: I could just squeeze your big cheeks and give you a big fat kiss you ‘Biggirl’ you! (SMOOCH) until after I posted the second time. Still. . . Um, if you’ve got some soothing tea around the house **Montezuma** , now would be a good time to have some. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/25 "2002-11-04T20:50:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*WOW ‘BIGGIRL’ WHEN YOU SET YOUR MIND TO SOMETHING YOU CAN REALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING. BECAUSE YOUR RIGHT HERE! > > DID I’M MENTION I’M A MANIC DEPRESSANT? > > (SMOOCH) \*\* Woo Hoo-- meltdown action! And that’s “depressive”, ok? You don’t happen to “know” a pajama pants girl or have an irrational obsession with foreskins do you? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/26 "2002-11-04T21:00:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*You must have gotten an A in misplaced anger at Asshole School. A well attended yet hostile institution. Did they combine Whining 101 and Unprovoked Irritability into one two hour class? I’d be glad to see what they taught you in Enemy List: How to Create Them and What to do Once You’ve Got One. \*\* This is hilarious. Keep in mind, though, that it’s not just _any_ Enemy List, it’s his _official_ Enemy List. Just out of curiosity, Montezuma, how far did you get in school before you dropped out? And how do **I** go about getting on the Enemy List? ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/27 "2002-11-04T21:01:00Z")
BIGGIRL: I’m not your friend, I don’t like you, I don’t like the fact that your ‘Right here’ And anotherthing, assholery? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/28 "2002-11-04T21:02:30Z")
Hey…whatever happened with Pajama Pants Girl Boy? I was enjoying his magnum opus, and then he disappeared. Did he have a meltdown too? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/29 "2002-11-04T21:02:38Z")
Us GROPOS don’t get along with flyboys, ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/30 "2002-11-04T21:07:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*BIGGIRL: I’m not your friend, I don’t like you, I don’t like the fact that your ‘Right here’ \*\* Please, stop. You’re going to make her cry. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/31 "2002-11-04T21:37:36Z")
I’m sorry people. I can usually seperate the assholes from the raving lunatics. Assholes should be Pitted. Raving lunatics with assholish tendencies should be pitied. In my defense I have a fever of 102. I know, it’s no excuse for subjecting you all to this. This is the third time I’ve tried to post this. If this is a quadruple post then you will all know just how sorry I am. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/32 "2002-11-04T21:50:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*BIGGIRL: I’m not your friend, I don’t like you, I don’t like the fact that your ‘Right here’ \*\* Don’t mess with **Biggirl** , she might very well be the Queen of Sheba. [sub]Bet you thought I forgot that one, didn’t you, **Biggirl** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/33 "2002-11-04T21:50:42Z")
Biggirl, what did I tell you about moving rocks? The weirdest shit comes crawling out! Bad Biggirl, bad! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/34 "2002-11-04T21:55:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*TO BIGGIRL: Since your such a ‘Biggirl’ You can get off my case ok? > > \< snip \> > > You are officially my enemy now you ‘BIGGIRL’ you. \*\* Since “your” so revengeful Montezuma, you **can’t** get off the crapper! Bwahahaha! And anyone who’s an enemy of **Biggirl** is an enemy of mine. Official-like and all. 'Cause she’s cool and “your” poopful. Now there are those who think that any enemy of **Montezuma’s Revenge** are enemies of theirs and I’m officially their enemy now. Soon, we’ll be forming gangs. My gang, **The Jets** will take GD, CS, GQ, The Pit, IMHO, ATMB and Comments on Cecil’s Columns. Your gang, the “The Shirks” can have "Comments on Staff Reports. But only when there aren’t any new ones. And if you try to date my sister, man, I’ll _cut_ you man, I’ll CUT you!! ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/35 "2002-11-04T22:18:45Z")
I bet you have ginger hair don’t you fenris? Fenris and the Jets, Fenris and the Jets, still sounds weird to me. And what does your gang ‘The Jets’ consist of? The shit I throw at you, and Biggirl. And besides your sister? SHES ON THE LIST. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/36 "2002-11-04T22:46:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*And besides your sister? SHES ON THE LIST. \*\* Am I the only one here who’s suddenly reminded of Paul Lazzaro from _Slaughterhouse Five?_ Kind of like Francis “Psycho” from _Stripes,_ but without the sense of humour. [sub]uh-oh! bet I just made **THE LIST** ™[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/37 "2002-11-04T22:55:56Z")
Montezuma, ignore them. They’re just trying to piss you off, because they think it’s funny. Apparently they have nothing better to do than jerk themselves off by poking fun at people. Don’t play their bullshit game. Now watch them start attacking me for posting this - they can’t fucking help themselves. (I would have sent you Email instead of posting, but you don’t have Email enabled) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/38 "2002-11-04T23:06:16Z")
O.K… Now that my fevered mind has had time to think about it, I don’t think **Monetzuma** is a lunatic at all. I think he’s a pre-adolescent with a strange idea of how adults act when they’re amongst other adults. Sure he said he has a son in that GD thread, but if you notice he doesn’t really know what a communist is. Or what a “son” is for that matter. So let me take it down to your level **Monty**. I’m rubber and your glue. Whatever you say bounces off’a me and sticks on you! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/39 "2002-11-04T23:09:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by King Nifty \* > \*\*Montezuma, ignore them. They’re just trying to piss you off, because they think it’s funny. Apparently they have nothing better to do than jerk themselves off by poking fun at people. Don’t play their bullshit game. Now watch them start attacking me for posting this - they can’t fucking help themselves. > \*\* Once again, **King Nifty** and I are in the same Pit-Thread and he’s talking about masterbation. Creepy and stalkerish though it may seem, there’s one inescapable conclusion. He wants me. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/40 "2002-11-04T23:10:47Z")
Well well well, if it isn’t good ol’ King Not-too-Swifty. One good asshole deserves another. And I thought you wern’t going to post in the Pit anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=3)