# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/41 "2002-11-04T23:24:47Z")
Oh ho! If it ain’t the other poster to have the honor of being called out to the Pit by yours truly this week. And there I was being nice by removing the temptation for you to post in The Pit and having your pit thread locked **King Nifty**. Soooooo you guys. . .where _is_ this two-for-one asshat store? ---
**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/42 "2002-11-04T23:28:42Z")
See what I mean? They can’t help themselves. Fucking pitiful. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/43 "2002-11-04T23:52:02Z")
You’re still posting here because you couldn’t figure out how to turn off email notification, aren’t you. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/44 "2002-11-04T23:52:02Z")
Your right **Nifty**. Maybe you and **Monty** should form a commiseration club for people who act like jerks and then whimper like babies when they get called on it. The Why Can’t We Be Asshats Commiseration Society. The WCWBACS has weekly workshops in Assholery, Insincere Apologies and Clique Identification Technique. The WCWBACS is chartered at Asshole University. AU-- Dedicated to those with short fuses on the lower end of the IQ scale. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/45 "2002-11-05T01:00:17Z")
I like how King Asshole thinks he’s clever by predicting that he’ll be mocked for being the pathetic little shit-gargler he is. It’s like throwing a rock in the air, running underneath it, and then thinking you’re clever because you know you’re about to get smacked in the face. Yeah, we’re all impressed. Now go play in traffic. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/46 "2002-11-05T01:13:17Z")
Great scott!!! I’m very seriously disturbed by this thread. He has a son???! ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/47 "2002-11-05T01:43:10Z")
I’m lost…what just happened? (Up there, the other posts) ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/48 "2002-11-05T02:05:30Z")
**Karl** **King Nifty** is stalking me ‘cause he thinks (rightly) that I’m hot and **Montezuma** wants to date my sister. And he has that “third-grade crush where you can’t admit you’re interested, so you pull their pigtails” thing goin’ on with the ever fabulous **Biggirl** , little realizing that she’s faaaaaaar too much woman for him. I think that about sums it up. Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/49 "2002-11-05T03:07:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **Your right Nifty. Maybe you and Monty should form a commiseration club for people who act like jerks and then whimper like babies when they get called on it.** Uh, we actually have a poster called **Monty** , as well as **Montezuma** here. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/50 "2002-11-05T03:28:32Z")
Holy shitstorms, Batman! This really is turning into a Parade Of Lunatics! ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/51 "2002-11-05T03:38:28Z")
Well good goddam on a Sunday! Do assholes have some kind of radar? Can they smell fear amongst their own? Did anybody bother to spray for assholes this week? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/52 "2002-11-05T03:41:11Z")
**Fenris** and the Jets? [Elton John] Fe fe fe **Fenris** and the Jets… [/Elton John] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/53 "2002-11-05T04:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > **I bet you have ginger hair don’t you fenris?** No, but I do. And I can’t figure out what the hell you’re talking about, even though I have the intelligence to go along with the ginger hair. If this doesn’t stop, the wombats shall rule the space heater farms and the cheese will fly into the sun! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/54 "2002-11-05T04:21:46Z")
With apologies to Elton John [sub](And pretty much everyone else, too)[/sub] Hey Dopers, shake it loose together The threadspotter’s hitting something That’s been known to change the weather. We’ll flame the fatted troll tonight So stick around, You’re gonna hear electric whinging, Solid walls of sound. [chorus] Say, Monty and Nifty, have you seen them yet? Ooh, but they’re so hacked off, Fe-fe-fe-Fenris and the Jets, Oh, but they’re weird and they’re wonderful, Oh, Fenris he’s-a really keen, He’s got electric taunts, he’s bon vivant, You know I read it in Threadspotting, Oh, oh… Fe-fe-fe-Fenris and the Jetsssss [/chorus] Hey, Dopers, log onto the Dope Pit, Maybe it’s slowed down, But Fenris makes it fun ‘n’ shit, We shall survive, let us take ourselves along, Where we fight Ignorance in the streets To find who’s right and who’s wrong… [repeat chorus to fade] Fe-fe-fe-Fenris, [sub]Fenris[/sub], Fenris, [sub]Fenris[/sub], Fenris and the Je-hetssss ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/55 "2002-11-05T05:16:15Z")
Oh, and **Biggirl**? You know I love ya to bits, but would you mind not using taking anti-depressants as an insult? That’s one of my pet peeves. kthnxby. As for the subject of this thread, **Montezuma** , what the fuck have you been smoking and where can I get some? ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/56 "2002-11-05T08:39:11Z")
Whatever? ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/57 "2002-11-05T08:40:25Z")
Guinistasia: How did you get to only be kissed once at 25 I think? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/58 "2002-11-05T08:54:25Z")
Wow. Low. Way low. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/59 "2002-11-05T08:59:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*Guinistasia: How did you get to only be kissed once at 25 I think? \*\* :mad: :wally ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/60 "2002-11-05T09:05:51Z")
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