# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/61 "2002-11-05T09:19:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crusoe \*  
> \*\*Worst. Trainwreck. Ever. \*\*

No, there was one worse. I doubt it will ever be topped. Ever.  
But this one has potential.

You know, with an SN like Montezuma, I really wouldn’t have thought the name ñañi would have been so far out in left field. England’s just a train or two away from Spain and Portugal. One would assume that they’ve seen a squiggly line before.  
Hell, even Communists have seen squiggly lines before! ~ is just two sickles with their backs to each other.

I thiñk ño oñe’s safe from the hañd of igñorañce.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/62 "2002-11-05T10:42:08Z")

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Hey when you have your back to the wall theres only one way to go:  
Forward.  
You pushed me over the edge, you couldn’t take the fact that I apologised, and then tried my David brent style humour on you.

I’m mean, next thing you’ll see me on is a crucifix, with you all shouting ‘Heathen’ ’ Heathen’

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/63 "2002-11-05T11:00:08Z")

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**Montezuma,** you’re a worry. Really, pet, lay off for a few days and come back when you can play nicely with the other children.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/64 "2002-11-05T11:05:05Z")

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Whats the point? they obviously don’t like me so might as well go down fighting, I might not be the best at fighting but i’ll be a close runner up!

They didn’t accept my apology and continued the attack, so I’m going on the war path!

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/65 "2002-11-05T11:07:39Z")

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The ‘war path’ leads only to a banning, **Montezuma**. Take some time away from this, as **Anahita** said.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/66 "2002-11-05T11:11:32Z")

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What i’m already a joke to most of you on this board, I bet you’ve never let off some steam on the boards at someone who didn’t deserve it?

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/67 "2002-11-05T11:12:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Montezuma \*  
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> They didn’t accept my apology and continued the attack, so I’m going on the war path! \*\*

Your “apology” included a couple of snotty comments towards **Biggirl** , hence it’s not an apology.

Try again with a _real_ apology and see if it helps.

Fenris

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/68 "2002-11-05T11:17:53Z")

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I’ve fought stupid battles around here in vain myself, **Montezuma** , but there is a vast difference between sticking to your guns, fightin’ th’ good and honourable fight, and just plain out-and-out shooting yourself in the foot. I can’t tell you not to do stuff – just advise that it might be best to have a strategic retreat, here.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/69 "2002-11-05T11:18:00Z")

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Why should I apologise to a person who attacked me first?

I’m apologising to everyone else, with the exception of Biggirl.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/70 "2002-11-05T11:21:18Z")

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H’mm either I stay here and do a ‘Stalingrad’

Or

A ‘Dunkirk’

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/71 "2002-11-05T11:23:03Z")

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Do a Dunkirk. It’ll be better in the long run. I feel you’ve well made your point.

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/72 "2002-11-05T11:25:14Z")

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ok…But one last attack.  
Fuck you Fenris!!!  
(That was quite immature of me?)

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/73 "2002-11-05T11:28:29Z")

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An interesting debate tactic – but around here, it fits right in. 🙂  
I’ll see you around, **Montezuma**. As long as you keep your head when all else lose theirs – it’ll be a pleasure.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/74 "2002-11-05T11:28:44Z")

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yes.

Why are you continuing this?

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/75 "2002-11-05T11:30:33Z")

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Hey thanx Ice wolf

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/76 "2002-11-05T11:30:40Z")

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Doesn’t it bother you that out of 269 current posts, 269 have been fighting someone, no matter what your reason is for doing so?

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**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/77 "2002-11-05T11:33:46Z")

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nope

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/78 "2002-11-05T11:34:40Z")

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Am I the only person here who doesn’t have a fucking clue what anyone here is blithering on about?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/79 "2002-11-05T11:36:32Z")

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See, that’s why you won’t last long here. The point of this message board and the columns and books that spawned it is to fight ignorance. Don’t pull this childish “they started it” bullshit - if you have something to contribute, let’s see it. Otherwise, shut it. You’re wasting the time, energy, and bandwidth of this board.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/80 "2002-11-05T11:36:41Z")

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I know, but after the initial hysteria, I’m trying _very_ hard to blot it from my mind. C’mon, folks! Hasn’t the kicking stopped, already?

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