# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/121 "2002-11-05T17:18:58Z")
I can’t remember when I’ve been so morbidly fascinated by a Pit thread. Really, can somebody explain exactly what is insulting about ginger? ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/122 "2002-11-05T17:52:11Z")
Believe it or not, I _think_ that was a reference to Elton John, to go along with the whole “Fenris and the Jets” thing. But I’m really not sure. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/123 "2002-11-05T18:01:10Z")
Skeezix, bravo! “Electric taunts/Bon vivant…” Brilliant stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/124 "2002-11-05T18:03:56Z")
Allow me to make one thing perfectly clear: I want **Fenris**. (That was it.) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/125 "2002-11-05T18:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*I propose armistice talks, to settle the dispute once and for all. \*\* I would prefer pies at dawn, but we’d have to work out the time differential. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/126 "2002-11-05T19:07:45Z")
What in the mind-altering fuck? I’ve seen some stupid threads here over the years, but this one, goddamn. ---
**Author:** ![King\_Nifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f9ae1b/32.png) [@King\_Nifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Nifty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/127 "2002-11-05T19:20:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*You’re still posting here because you couldn’t figure out how to turn off email notification, aren’t you. \*\* I was trying to help Montezuma. Too bad he didn’t listen. Now run along and accuse me of making threats again. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/128 "2002-11-05T19:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by King Nifty \* > \*\* > > I was trying to help Montezuma. Too bad he didn’t listen. Now run along and accuse me of making threats again. \*\* I ACCUSE YOU OF MAKING THREATS!!! Whew…now I know how the parrot felt, all tuckered out after a long squawk. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/129 "2002-11-05T20:19:38Z")
oh. My. god. _shakes head_ Blueberry pie, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/130 "2002-11-05T20:26:29Z")
You know, not everybody likes pies. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. . . You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some parfait,” they say, “No, I don’t like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious. -Donkey ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/131 "2002-11-05T20:27:53Z")
Vas iss zis…_scrumpy_? ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/132 "2002-11-05T20:37:18Z")
If I made an apology it would not be for Fenris and Biggirl. Would you still accept it? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/133 "2002-11-05T20:43:18Z")
I wouldn’t, since they’re the people you were rude to. Duh. Yer not a real bright one there, are ya, cowboy? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/134 "2002-11-05T20:48:12Z")
What the fuck is the atmosphere like on your world? Do you eat Energizer batteries on a regular basis? Just let it drop. Either apologize sincerely or just shut up. Say, uh brother Nifty, ever wonder why we have nearly the same post count and I don’t have anywhere the same amount of people after my hide? It could have something to do with the fact that I don’t go around doing the equivalent of POKING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING EYE WITH A VIRTUAL PENCIL!! Though I think you just like the attention though… ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/135 "2002-11-05T20:49:25Z")
You’re right, **Andros** , I don’t think anyone can turn down a parfait… hrmm… I could go for a good parfait right now, in fact. But, you know something… pies are funnier. Whoever caught a parfait in the face? ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/136 "2002-11-05T20:56:24Z")
> [@](#): > > If I made an apology it would not be for Fenris and Biggirl. > Would you still accept it? Umm… ok. Not the brightest crayon in the toolshed, are we? I don’t think the rest of us care if you apologize to us. They’re the ones you’ve been unloading on, dear. You know, **Fenris** and **Biggirl**. Those people. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/137 "2002-11-05T20:58:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by King Nifty \* > \*\* > > I was trying to help Montezuma. Too bad he didn’t listen. Now run along and accuse me of making threats again. \*\* I DEMAND PROOF THAT YOU HAVE FACTUAL INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEGS TO RUN AWAY ON! please provide cites… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/138 "2002-11-05T20:59:35Z")
Yes but they started it. And besides I’m apologising for having to drag you all in this. Thats the apology. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/139 "2002-11-05T21:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > \*\*Vas iss zis…_scrumpy_? \*\* **Scrumpy** is rocket-fuel disguised as **apple-cider** manufactured by evil farmers in Somerset. Oh, they add the rats to enhance the flavour, but it doesn’t help much. It probably explains why they talk funny in Somerset. [kambuckta is going to defy the mods here, and pulls up a banana lounge and an esky full of Scrumpy, to enjoy the show] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/140 "2002-11-05T21:13:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andros \* > \*\*You know, not everybody likes pies. > > Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. . . > > You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some parfait,” they say, “No, I don’t like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious. > > -Donkey \*\* A Tro–er, An Ogre is **not** like a cake. An Ogre is like an onion. End of story! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=8)