# Montezuma, please take your Prozak and stop shitting in the nice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218 "2002-11-04T14:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/141 "2002-11-05T21:27:17Z")
When can I give Gunistasia her second kiss? ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/142 "2002-11-05T21:33:30Z")
Is it parody? Is it performance art? ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/143 "2002-11-05T21:35:42Z")
Kambuckta: You know when to paint the town red, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/144 "2002-11-05T21:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*Yes but they started it. > > And besides I’m apologising for having to drag you all in this. Thats the apology. \*\* Sorry dimwit- you started the fire, stoked the fire, then got roasted. And then whined about it. And then stoked the fires some more. I swear, everytime you post logic itself surrenders. Having you and **King Nifty** in the same thread is almost too funny for words. The sad pathetic part is that you think your clever. Trust me, your not even close. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/145 "2002-11-05T21:41:42Z")
Ok… You’re still an ass, at least i’m not that stupid not to know that. And besides that, most of you are a bunch of Elitist jerks. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/146 "2002-11-05T21:58:56Z")
Worst. Apology. EVER. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/147 "2002-11-05T22:14:46Z")
Between you and ol’ Mount Nifty, I’m just waiting for one of you to bust out the words cabal, cliche, and Illuminati… [Emporer] Only then will your journey to the Dark Side be complete[/Emporer] ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/148 "2002-11-05T22:21:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by King Nifty \* > I was trying to help Montezuma. Too bad he didn’t listen. Now run along and accuse me of making threats again. If you uncheck the little box beneath the post window you won’t get email notifications, then you can actually follow through with your promise to leave. I’m just trying to be helpful. If that’s not your problem, then I’m out of ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/149 "2002-11-05T22:31:49Z")
Oh for goodness’ sake. I was trying to stay out of this, be objective and neutral, but this is beyond even my meagre limits. **Montezuma** , for someone with a nearly grown-up son, you’re acting like a child. Please stop. Don’t rise to whatever bait you see. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/150 "2002-11-05T22:33:48Z")
**Montezuma** , I’ve read the apology, along with the thread that started this mess and the _other_ Pit thread. I won’t comment on any of the other stuff, because it’s gone past ridiculous. However, your continued references to Guinistasia and kisses are waaaay out of line. If you have any hope of continuing to post on this message board, I’d back off that line of attack, were I you. (No, I don’t have the power to ban folks, but this is the type of offense that gets folks banned.) A friendly word of warning. ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/151 "2002-11-05T22:39:59Z")
ok, I’ll try to lay off. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/152 "2002-11-05T23:50:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > \ > If this doesn’t stop, the wombats shall rule the space heater farms and the cheese will fly into the sun! \*\* Ooohh, that just screams “Sig!” ---
**Author:** ![jiHymas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@jiHymas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jiHymas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/153 "2002-11-06T00:22:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > **I bet you have ginger hair don’t you fenris?** Twenty-odd years ago (contemporary with the [Rock Against Racism](http://www.eztvmedia.com/rarhp.html) movement), if memory serves, there was a “Rock Against Ginger Haired People” concert in England, which was supposed to a satire of racism … apparently, one of the band members was beaten up afterwards by four ginger-haired men, which made such a cute story it ran in the Canadian newspapers. No cites, sorry, this happened before the Internet existed and the entire story may have been apocryphal to begin with. But having stared at these threads for so long with such morbid curiosity I felt I had to contribute something, even if it is just an unsubstantiated fact of dubious relevance. I only looked at the Pit by accident, I usually just post in GQ … I’m usually far too timid for this stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/154 "2002-11-06T01:27:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by andros_ > You know, not everybody likes pies. > > Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers. . . Wheras pies are usually so shallow. That is _this close_ to being really, really profound. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/155 "2002-11-06T01:43:38Z")
For a minute there, I thought that said, “Cakes have lawyers.” And suddenly I was very frightened . . . ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/156 "2002-11-06T01:45:47Z")
Liar. Everyone likes pie. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/157 "2002-11-06T02:20:21Z")
[mmm pie!](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/158 "2002-11-06T02:45:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*[mmm pie!](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/index.htm) \*\* That is the damn funniest thing I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/159 "2002-11-06T03:10:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*TO BIGGIRL: > You are officially my enemy now you ‘BIGGIRL’ you. \*\* This is the **new** “gotcha ya” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218/160 "2002-11-06T03:47:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montezuma \* > \*\*Guinistasia: How did you get to only be kissed once at 25 I think? \*\* I would think that impossible, since I’m only 24. But since you asked, most of the guys I’ve known were all like you. So I declined. :wally [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/montezuma-please-take-your-prozak-and-stop-shitting-in-the-nice-thread/135218.md?page=9)